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Your Daily Muslim #644: Junes Kock

Your Daily Muslim #644: Junes Kock

Junes Kock, of the Scandinavian chapter of Islamist group Hizb-ut-Tahrir, is overt in his support for the Islamic State (ISIS) terror group. Kock-mongler is, as you can tell, very ginger. Thus, he has no soul, making him the perfect candidate to adhere to the strict doctrines of the sky-demon Allah. In a video message, Kocksucker […]

Your Daily Muslim #643: Mahmoud Abdullatif

Your Daily Muslim #643: Mahmoud Abdullatif

During his life in Australia, Muslim Mahmoud Abdullatif enjoyed numerous kuffar trappings, including clubbing and pick-up artistry. However, despite his affinity for all things western, Abdullatif reconnected with his Islamic faith. This led him to a very different life than the one he was living; in fact, this life epitomized the rejection of his former […]

Your Daily Muslim #642: Jimmy Stepney

Your Daily Muslim #642: Jimmy Stepney

An Oklahoma Christian offered a down-on-his-luck man a place to stay. This admirable act inspired by Christianity’s teachings of charity, however, would soon come back to hurt the host. The man who was taken in was Jimmy Stepney, a Christian at the time. However, Stepney began reading the Qur’an, a hate book from the seventh […]

Your Daily Muslim #641: Hafida Treille

Your Daily Muslim #641: Hafida Treille

French Muslimah Hafida Treille got into some hot water with her employer due to her unprofessional conduct. Treille, a cashier at a supermarket, returned to her job after taking a few months off for maternity leave. That was reasonable, unlike her next decision. She began to wear the wear the traditional Islamic headbag upon her […]

Your Daily Muslim #640: Nurhazrida Mohammad Shafri

Your Daily Muslim #640: Nurhazrida Mohammad Shafri

Singaporean Muslimah Nurhazrida Mohammad Shafri, who works at the Ministry of Education, needs some anger management classes. Like most of her coreligionists, Shafri is in a state of perpetual rage. This rage is often blamed on Jews. You’d think she’d want to set a good example for her children, but that does not appear to […]

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

“Where are you the Muslim world!!!! If we don’t fight for [Masjid al-Aqsa] why are we living then…” Shahul Ahmed is not this Muslim’s real name. It is an alias he uses to do the work of his beloved sky-demon Allah. Numerous Islamic black-hat (malicious) hackers have recently been targeting any and all Israeli sites. […]

Your Daily Muslim #638: Mohamed Makhloufi

Your Daily Muslim #638: Mohamed Makhloufi

Tunisian Muslim Mohamed Makhloufi, 32, a former coffee shop worker, realized he wanted to join the rest of the Muslim ummah in their invasion of the UK. To do so, he joined a dating site, where he found his prey: a grandmother in her mid-40’s named Jane. She was probably an easy target; aging hamplanets […]

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