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Your Daily Muslim #683: Sohail Qureshi

Your Daily Muslim #683: Sohail Qureshi

Every so often, a celebrity comes out in favor of pseudoscience. However, even Jim Carrey’s recent anti-vax tirade pales in comparison to the bullshit peddled by celebrated Pakistani doctor Sohail Qureshi. A devout Muslim, Qureshi makes sure to focus on faith when performing his healing works at the clinic he owns. As I’m sure you […]

Your Daily Muslim #682: Nurashikin Salim (Part 2)

Your Daily Muslim #682: Nurashikin Salim (Part 2)

If you haven’t read part 1 yet, click here. This piece contains some of the most messed-up content on this site. Reader discretion is advised. Singaporean Muslimah Nurashikin Salim, who is July 2015’s Muslim of the Month, is a relic of a long-gone era. Her views are so backward it is difficult to accept her […]

Your Daily Muslim #681: Hamza Ali Abbasi

Your Daily Muslim #681: Hamza Ali Abbasi

The US Supreme Court recently made history by legalizing gay marriage nationwide. Of course, Muslims around the world wanted to get their totally-tolerant 2 cents in. One such Muslim is Pakistani actor and pro-Palestine activist Hamza Ali Abbasi. How is homosexuality taboo in animals?! It’s observed in hundreds of animal species. Also, most animals lack […]

Your Daily Muslim #680: Ubah Ali

Your Daily Muslim #680: Ubah Ali

St. Paul Somali Muslimah Ubah Ali and many of her fellow seventh-century celebrants are the latest group of regressives to push sharia compliance on America’s swimming pools. The raucous horde of Muslimahs got in touch with the St. Paul police department and the local YMCA. Together, they began an early-morning swimming instruction program so they […]

Your Daily Muslim #679: Illiza Saaduddin Djamal

Your Daily Muslim #679: Illiza Saaduddin Djamal

Ramadan is in full swing. During this time of year, Muslims add to their collective irritability by depriving themselves of basic nutrition for most of the day. In Jakarta, selling food between dawn and 4pm during Ramadan is prohibited because it would encourage people to make proper health decisions instead of letting an ancient fairytale […]

Your Daily Muslim #678: Ismahan Isse

Your Daily Muslim #678: Ismahan Isse

Ohio Somali Muslimah Ismahan Isse wanted to become a police officer. There was one problem with that: police officers are required to wear uniforms instead of ninja costumes. Isse realized she would be unable to continue with a law enforcement career if she wore the hijab on duty. She chose to be uncovered during law […]

Your Daily Muslim #677: Zohra Dawood

Your Daily Muslim #677: Zohra Dawood

Bradfordabad, UK. Three sister Muslimahs with between two and 5 children each concocted a sinister plan. They received benefits from the UK government due to their motherhood, and decided they would pool that money together for their children’s future… with the Islamic State (ISIS) terror group. One of the sisters, Zohra Dawood, claimed she “didn’t […]

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