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Your Daily Muslim: Al-Haashim Kamena Atangana

I think he's trying to fondle his nipples...

I think he’s trying to fondle his nipples…

There are three kinds of perennially-single people: a) those who are single and don’t really mind, b) those who are intentionally single, like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, and c) bitter, ugly people who spend their time lashing out at women for rejecting them, only furthering the cycle of rejection. Today’s daily Muslim, Canadian street preacher al-Haashim Kamena Atangana (real name Pierre), is the latter.

Atangana’s hatred of women stems from a long history of being turned down. It’s understandable why any sane woman would tell him to f off, considering how he converted to radical Islam from Christianity. He spends his free time shouting at people on the street while dressing like he stole clothes out of a donation bin. He is thus often confused for being homeless. One of his favorite subjects to rant about: women.

In a letter he wrote to the Toronto Sun, he claims that Canadian laws give “too much freedom to women” and that women are to blame for being raped. “The reason why a woman gets raped is because of the way she dress. Women dress so provocatively so much that they receive too much attention for themselves and that attention at times leads to death.” So basically women shouldn’t be given freedoms because using those freedoms means they could get killed? Then people shouldn’t be allowed to go skydiving – that often leads to death, yet you don’t see misogynistic Muslims screeching about outlawing it.

“Why is it that Rapists and sexual predators only target women that dress so provocatively? Because Muslim women have nothing to show in regards to her body.” Thank you, Atangana, for admitting that women who accept Islam are hideous, hence why they love their weird ninja outfits.

Atangana is a firm believer in Islamic sharia law, including the part that commands Muslims to kill infidels. He isn’t shy about talking about it either – when asked about his stance by a non-Muslim, he straight-up told the infidel that infidels should be put to death. He has also boasted about slapping people who insult Islam. Yep, religion of peace right there, folks.

He has said that, in order to truly follow Jesus, one must convert to Islam. Jesus was a really peaceful guy and didn’t give commands like “smite them at the neck and strike off every fingertip of them” – needless to say, Atangana is crazy high and/or delusional to think the teachings of Jesus and Islam are at all compatible.

One last thing to make you despise this mofo even more – he claims that the prophet Muhammad’s marriage to six-year-old Aisha was legitimate and that he wasn’t a pedophile. Muhammad, pigs be upon him, had sex with his “wife” when she was 9.

Your Daily Muslim: Abu Muwahhid (Part 2)

Abu Muwahhid has returned to YDM for another intellectual curbstomping!

Abu Muwahhid has returned to YDM for another intellectual curbstomping!

“The Qur’an is our constitution and prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is our leader.”

UK Islamic activist preacher Abu Muwahhid came onto my radar a couple months ago when I found his crazy ramblings on Facebook (see part 1.) If you thought what he said last time was nuts, you are in for an even bigger shock this time around. Calling this person seventh-century is giving him way too much credit. The morality of cavemen was more civilized than Muwahhid’s.

“The idea that men and women are equal does not come from Islam and is therefore incorrect.” If anyone else’s jaw dropped when you read that, good, that means you have a brain. For one, he’s basically saying that anything that does not come from Islam is incorrect. So basically Muwahhid’s saying that the theory of relativity, gravity, and Earth’s rotation around the sun are all false. Second, who said men and women weren’t equal? Oh yeah – primitives who haven’t even made it into the 20th century. Such horribly sexist rhetoric, for Muwahhid to espouse it, must come from Islam otherwise he wouldn’t believe it to be correct. Your move, Muwahhid. Oh, and good luck getting laid, I doubt any woman in the known universe would ever want to touch you for reasons other than just your ugly mug.

Muwahhid, however, adapted his mating strategy to cope with difficulties caused by his beliefs when trying to find a compatible, mature female. He looked to the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, as an example, then came up with this gem: “If you’ve reached puberty and are old enough to ‘fall in love’ and be in a ‘serious’ relationship, then you’re old enough to get married.” Note ‘reached’ puberty instead of ‘completed’ puberty. So Muwahhid likes ‘em young, or at least that’s what he’ll settle for. Islamic sharia, a doctrine created by a pedophile, authorizes child marriages. Muwahhid continued, saying that young girls should continue their education while married and study while performing their marital duties.

“We need to call people to Tawheed, and when they accept that they need to understand that we must worship Allah and live by His Sharia, and that as Muslims we have no choice in this at all. If they have the correct understanding of Tawheed they will realize that it is an obligation to live by the law of Allah, implement it and carry it to the world. And they will willingly want to live under the Islamic state, in ease or difficulty.” To those liberals who say that Muslims in the west don’t want to implement sharia law, what do you have to say to this? Muwahhid’s Facebook page has over 3400 fans – doesn’t seem particularly fringe, especially for a preacher who doesn’t even have an official pulpit. His logic, however, is deeply flawed: no one with a functioning brain would possibly want to live under Islamic sharia law.

“If there’s anything worth struggling for in this life, it’s sincerity and the pleasure of Allah.” What is it with Muslims like Muwahhid and pleasuring Allah? I mean, they already bend over for the dude five times a day, how many dicks does he have and doesn’t he get tired of doing anal? Important questions to ask, folks. Important questions.

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Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 2)

This can't possibly end well.

This can’t possibly end well.

For part 1, click here. This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

UK Muslim Taji Mustafa is at it again, this time talking about how Allah is always watching (what a perv) and voicing his support for getting choppy with people’s limbs. An outspoken hater of freedom, Mustafa would rather all people live in fear of being dismembered than give people the liberty to make their own decisions. “Here in the west, what do you find, what actually takes place? Instead of God-consciousness (taqwa), it’s this idea of ‘you’re free, you can do what you want, how you want, but by the way, there are some rules.’” Mustafa claims that the lack of taqwa in western society causes crime, because somehow paranoid delusions of a murderous dude in the sky named Allah will cause people not to be dicks to each other.

Mustafa criticizes cultural influences like rapper 50 Cent, who hasn’t been relevant for almost a decade, as being contributing factors to crime. While shitty rap music often does have sexist and violent lyrics, it pales in comparison to the grisly writings in the Qur’an. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Qur’an (5:33) “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides…”

Qur’an (8:12) “…I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their fingertips off them.”

Sahih Muslim (16:4131) “They were caught and brought to him (the Holy Prophet). He commanded about them, and (thus) their hands and feet were cut off and their eyes were gouged and then they were thrown in the sun, until they died.”

Qur’an (5:38-39) “The male thief, and the female thief, you shall mark, cut, or cut-off their hands/means as a recompense for what they earned, and to serve as a deterrent from God. God is Noble, Wise…”

Speaking of cutting off hands, what’s Mustafa’s stance on that? “[Absolutely... criminals] are taken out publicly and their hand is cut off. And when people walking around see this public punishment, they think, wow, I don’t want to [commit crime]. That sends a message in society! It’s a huge deterrent!” Mustafa’s logic simply doesn’t make sense. Plenty of countries, both Islamic and infidel, have the death penalty, yet crime is still rampant. Deterrence through barbarism isn’t effective. I’m guessing Mustafa, like many other Muslims, has a gore fetish: he sounds gleeful discussing the severing of limbs. “We should make no apologies about Islamic punishments being harsh.”

“We ask Allah to aid us in emulating the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.)” It’s almost as if Muslims are oblivious to the fact that Muhammad had sex with a 9-year-old girl… or maybe they’re just asking Allah for permission to do the same.

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Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 1)

Taji Mustafa sitting on a phallic object

Taji Mustafa sitting on a phallic object

YouTube Islamic evangelist Taji Mustafa is a few bricks short of a house, if you know what I mean. However, in his idiocy, he manages to highlight several things: 1) Islam and the secular, free west are not compatible, 2) Islam is intolerant, and 3) he likes to talk about gay people, and we all know what that means. He claims that Islam has a “clear and unchanging sense of right and wrong.” So he’s basically saying he’s fine with child marriages, beheading infidels, and hanging gays. Isn’t that “unchanging” part of Islamic morality so appetizing? He’s very clear about where Islam stands on these issues, claiming he believes the Qur’an was written by Allah and is the complete guide to a holy existence. Liberals, seriously, stop defending people like this and the crap they peddle, they aren’t going to modernize or integrate.

Mustafa claims that the secular position on same-sex marriage has changed and will continually change because secularism lacks the same rigidity as Islam. Well, for one, that’s a damn good thing. Also, the opposition to same-sex marriage seen in the 20th century west was largely based on religious doctrine, mainly Christian, while the truly secular (atheist/agnostic) perspective never raised any moral objection. “What’s next? Assisted suicide? Incest? Drugs?” Wait, a Muslim criticizing incest? That is just too rich. We see incestuous arranged marriages all the time in Islamic communities. In fact, studies have shown that there are dangerously high levels of inbreeding in the Pakistani community living in the UK.

“In the west, they engage on a dodgy balancing act, trying to balance individual freedoms, the pursuit of pleasure, and equality – and hardly considering the effects of their decisions on the wider society.” Well, at least we consider individual freedoms, the pursuit of pleasure, and equality, you seventh-century primitive. Mustafa then calls upon Muslims to challenge those who demand they stop living in the past. Yep, Muslims are totally willing to integrate and be a constructive part of Western society…

Mustafa explained how the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, supported strong families by encouraging people to get married (including little girls – Muhammad married a 6-year-old) and maintaining ties with relatives (apparently marrying your cousin is one way to do this.)

“Islam’s clear prohibition of fornication, adultery, homosexuality – acts as a clear deterrent against people publicly violating the laws of Allah. Some say this is too harsh, that it is unfair. Is it unfair that Islam tries to protect a child from the devastating consequences of a broken home? Is it unfair that Islam tries to protect a wife from the distress of an adulterous husband?” Yeah, I think hanging dudes for boning other dudes is kinda harsh, don’t you? It’s also harsh that people aren’t allowed to bang or blow who they want – in Islam, the only blowing allowed is the kind where you send your body parts flying in 100 different directions.

“We do not abandon the laws of Allah for the sake of some so-called equality, so are we intolerant of same-sex marriage? …the real shame is that more people are not intolerant.” No, the real shame is that Mustafa hasn’t been greeted with a bombardment of #pigsbeuponhim or #gayporn4muhammad pictures on his evangelism group’s Facebook page.

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Your Daily Muslim: Nazreen Nawaz

Nazreen Nawaz speaking at a Hizb-ut-Tahrir Britain rally

Nazreen Nawaz speaking at a Hizb-ut-Tahrir Britain rally

UK Muslim Dr. Nazreen Nawaz is the person behind the Women in the West for Khilafah movement and is a member of Hizb-ut-Tahrir, an Islamic movement with similar goals. The Khilafah, or caliphate, is the global Islamic state. In other words, Nawaz openly supports Islam’s conquest of the world. She’s also horribly sexist against her fellow women, likely out of a deep sense of self-hatred or jealousy that other women outclass her in every way.

In a debate discussing the subjugation of women in Islam and women in the UK converting to Islam, Nawaz said: “Poll after poll of Muslim women show increasing numbers of Muslim women wishing to live under the Islamic sharia laws.” On her Twitter, most of her posts are in Arabic, but all seem to be about the establishment of the Islamic state, including the forceful elimination (read: murder) of the enemies of Allah. She also enjoys bashing on capitalism.

“Indeed, it is placing the woman or the man in the position of law-maker within a state, rather than the Creator of the world, Allah, that results in the confused, defective organization of society, mass poverty, and the oppression of women that we witness today… we should focus our full attention to uprooting the flawed systems in our lands and establishing in their place the Khilafah that embodies sound solutions to mankind’s problems based upon the Laws of Allah.” So basically she’s saying “f the system, I want sharia.” Here’s the thing, Nazreen: under sharia, a woman must provide four devout Muslim male witnesses to prove she was raped. If she cannot, SHE will be tried for adultery. Also, women caught kissing their boyfriends before marriage (assuming there would even be any non-arranged marriages) would be caned, flogged, lashed, or what have you.

After an Islamic organization was banned from a British university’s campus for trying to segregate male and female students in an Islam-related lecture, Nawaz jumped to the organization’s defense. She stated “[the university has] the nerve to lecture Muslims about men-women interaction – when we see liberal values the cause of the total confusion of women and men’s roles, where the market forces have dictated the insatiable appetite for the objectification of women.” Women’s and men’s roles? Huh? What is this, the 19th century, or earlier? Lady, get with the frakking times, you don’t have to stay in the kitchen and be a homemaker anymore. We have this concept called gender equality in the west, it’s pretty awesome.

Nawaz continued, “Muslims don’t need to apologize for our deen (spirituality/faith) and certainly never must pander to the liberals!! Who would have us to sink in to their social quagmire!!” Liberals pander to Muslims all the time, what’s wrong with a little bit of pandering intercourse, huh, Nazi-reen? Or is it always a one-way street with Islamists? With folks like UK hate preacher Anjem Choudary leeching off of public benefits while contributing nothing to society aside from Muslim Patrol, rioting, and grooming gangs, the one-way street scenario with Islamists in the west seems to be a reality.

Nawaz’s view on recreational drug use is also disturbing. On that subject, she basically said that humans should surrender their entire free will to Allah: “This kind of craziness blows our minds, when people decide for themselves how to conduct their affairs then I guess it’s inevitable.”

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Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin

Eating pigs is haram, but what about being a pig?

Eating pigs is haram, but what about being a pig?

Fat ginger kids are often bullied at school. Few deserve it. UK Muslim Jamaal Uddin, real name Jordan, is one of those few.

After being turned down by even the girls on the short bus, Uddin realized his life needed to change. Realizing he would never find a woman to love him, he found a copy of a child-porn fairytale called the Qur’an and started reading. After several sessions with the book and his hand, he was like, “this shit is awesome!” It was then that he turned from an outcast slob to a – wait, he’s still an outcast slob.

Uddin has stated that he believes that Saudi Arabia is more westernized than Britain. Yep, because forbidding women from driving is such a western thing. Before completely losing his mind and turning into a wannabe Muslim Patrol member, Uddin admitted he did “what a normal kuffar (infidel) does” like smoke weed, drink, and interact with girls though they immediately turned away in disgust. He realized that the munchies weren’t helping his waistline so he stopped smoking for his own health. He’s still absolutely hideous, though.

Jamaal’s grandmother told him that during her adolescence, homosexuality and prostitution were looked down on and were seen as diseases. He explained his view on the subject: “And now all of this is completely normal in today’s society. If we let the society go on like this, there will be no solution, so that is why it is inevitable Islam will dominate the world.” No solution to what? People being able to love who they want to? Islam is a religion of tolerance, surely it wouldn’t discriminate against homosexuals…? Uddin’s homophobia, possibly rooted in latent bisexuality, has also manifested itself in “sharia-controlled zone” posters he put up around London that forbid drinking, gambling, and pornography (except the Qur’an.)

Uddin was a member of Anjem Choudary‘s pro-sharia group, Muslims Against Crusades. The British government banned the group after some of its members were found preaching hate. Uddin commented: “They (the British government) say I preach hatred… and I say love the Muslim brothers and hate the kuffars. That is what Allah has told us, so when I say this I become an extremist?” Actually, Uddin, yeah, you do. No other religion commands its followers to isolate themselves from everyone else. Any ideology that is so blatantly anti-integration should be condemned as such. Uddin is an extremist. Islam is an extremist ideology.

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Your Daily Muslim: Rohaya Mohamed

A face only a mother could love...

A face only a mother could love…

Malay Muslim Rohaya Mohamed is one kinky mother. As international vice president of the Obedient Wives Club (OWC), an organization which seeks to curb adultery and infidelity in marriages, she urges women to please their husbands sexually in unusual ways so they don’t cheat: “Women could curb social ills by serving their husbands better than a first class prostitute.” Mohamed also leads classes to teach OWC members about how to be better in the bedroom.

Though most OWC members have undergone female circumcision (clitorectomy) and thus experience very little pleasure from sex, Mohamed believes it is every woman’s duty to please their husband. “A good or religious wife should also be good in bed. [If wives are good in bed], the family institution is protected and we can curb social ills like prostitution, domestic violence, human trafficking and abandoned babies.” She never mentions what the wife gets from having sex, or whether or not the wife wants to have sex. Pleasing the man is Mohamed’s only concern. She’s quite possibly one of those super-kinky types who’s into all that dominant-submissive stuff, or maybe she’s just afraid of getting beaten by her husband for being disobedient (Qur. 4:34). I wonder if she has a latex burqa.

When asked about when infidelity or abuse arises, she said “God has His ways and is fair to all. A husband is also subject to God’s rule, meaning he can go to hell, too. But a woman must be a good wife to the end.” Seriously? She’s telling women to just shut up and take the abuse? Rohaya, getting punched around might be one of your kinks, but I can sure as hell tell you that most women aren’t into that stuff and would rightly beat the living piss out of any man that tried it.

Mohamed teaches OWC members how to properly please their husbands. It is unsure of her method of instruction; it may or may not involve group orgies. Mohamed likely learned her sexual repertoire as a prostitute, but is so hideous her career was cut short due to a lack of clients.

Mohamed is also quite possibly bisexual – she and her group openly support polygamy. They use the excuse that it would be pleasing for the man, though secretly they’d be more into it than their husband. Needless to say, Mohamed is a total doormat with a severe case of Battered Woman Syndrome. Hopefully her little sorority thing falls apart and its members can learn to stand for themselves.

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Your Daily Muslim: The Parents of Aershey Noor Khan and Asher Khan (DAILY DOUBLE!)

Aershey Noor Khan

Aershey Noor Khan

I did some more digging and updated the post accordingly.

Muslims are very strict parents, and raise their children to do the bidding of Allah. Aershey (not to be confused with the prophet Muhammad’s child bride, Aisha) Noor Khan and her little brother Asher are no exception. The Khans’ parents made it their family’s jihad to get rid of the counterjihad page Allah Sucks. Teenage girl Aershey apparently started a petition on notoriously-leftist causes.com called “Remove the disrespectful page ‘Allah Sucks’.” So far, the petition has garnered the support of every rabid Muslim who harasses the folks at Allah Sucks, but has gained little traction otherwise. It has also recently managed to attract the attention of the online counterjihad community.

Asher Khan, who doesn’t look a day over 10, has also been seen calling upon Muslims to report counterjihadists… when I saw Asher’s posts, it clearly wasn’t the writing of a young boy – I figured out this wasn’t a case of children waging jihad, but parents using their children to do so. No one wants to argue with or hurt the feelings of a child.

Aershey’s account says, “People who think they can get away with it by using a [Facebook page] for racism is just wrong.” Lemme ask you something: what race is Islam? If you look through the archives of this site, you’ll see black Muslims, white Muslims, Asian Muslims, you name it. “Why are there people who think, they can get away by making racist pages against one particular religion?” So now religions have races. Makes total sense. Just like how it makes total sense for a ten-year-old boy and his older sister to spend their time online creating petitions and harassing counterjihadists… riiiiiiiiiight.

“This is a peaceful cause which involves peace but the goal to remove the page.” Yep, because silencing the opposition is totally peaceful, just like how jihad is peaceful and Islam is the religion of peace. If only Aershey’s mother’s brain were developed enough to realize how much of an idiot she is… then again, she is Muslim, and exposure to high levels of Qur’an radiation has a stunting effect on intellectual development.

“It’s important to me because I believe in Allah and Islam, and I can’t just sit here, I have taken the pledge, and whoever reads this, do so too.” Apparently we’re supposed to believe a ten-year-old boy wrote that…

“By [signing the petition] you can beat the Satan and the person who made this dreadful page. I have seen this page and I can tell you it’s dreadful. By helping me you can earn reward for the after life. Just think… how much you love Allah.” Liberal “slacktivists” are widely known for spamming causes.com and change.org petitions all over Facebook without ever actually getting outside and making real demands for change. “Aershey” is basically their hero – she’s Muslim and she’s telling them their efforts are worthwhile. Of course, that doesn’t change the fact that the slacktivists don’t groom themselves and thus look like yetis.

Aershey’s parents sent her to a Catholic school (insert child molestation joke here.) There, she is no doubt proselytizing (dawah) to her kufar (infidel) classmates. It is unknown where Asher attends school.

After a short period, Aershey’s parents updated the description of the cause with (you guessed it) a threat. “Does [the Allah Sucks admin] not know the consequences, in which Allah has decided? Does this person think he has gotten away with it? Surely no one will save him in his grave.” If a non-Muslim were to post such a thing online, it’s quite possible it would get investigated as a threat. But being sensitive to Muslims apparently takes precedence over making them shut up, get with the times, and obey our laws. I wonder if either of the Khan children know what their parents have been doing with their online presence… let this serve as a lesson to everyone: don’t give your parents your Facebook password!

Your Daily Muslim: Raden Salamun Adiningrat

Porky was a pig...

Porky was a pig…

Indonesian Raden Salamun Adiningrat had never been a winner. He was picked last on the playground and was never chosen to be anyone’s valentine. It was the last of those three, along with the Qur’an, that inspired his fervent campaign against Valentine’s Day. I would make fun of him for having “rat” in his last name, but that would be too easy.

“Teenagers see it as a time to express love and affection and they often end up in sex parties, like in the West.” And yet again we see the divide between Muslims and Western culture. Hey, liberals, where’s that multiculturalism and integration you keep yapping about? I sure as hell don’t see it. Also, sex parties on Valentine’s Day? Sure as hell sounds a lot more awesome than my Valentine’s Day, and I’m practically married. Where do I sign up?

Adiningrat is now the secretary of the largest Islamic group in Indonesia, Nahdlatul Ulama. His statement was just the latest of many against the holiday from Nahdlatul Ulama and other Islamist groups. A schoolgirl-led protest against Valentine’s Day was held. The protesters said the day should be renamed to “headscarf day” – yeah, because love is something to protest against. I bet the protesters were all the ugliest schoolgirls in Indonesia. They carried signs saying “Valentine’s: infidel culture,” and other such Islamic lunacy. Adiningrat probably feels accomplished for the first time in his life… though the only thing he really accomplished was making himself look like an even bigger dunce.

Adiningrat’s Facebook

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