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Your Daily Muslim #672: Mücahid Cihad Han

Your Daily Muslim #672: Mücahid Cihad Han

Turkish Islamic da’ee, wannabe scholar and anti-drinking activist Mücahid Cihad Han (sometimes Anglicized as Mujahid Jihad Han) decided to field viewers’ questions on television. This was his first mistake. Err, no, his first mistake was believing in a seventh-century child-porn fairytale. But I digress. A male viewer called in and explained that he masturbated frequently […]

Your Daily Muslim #671: Waqqas Hussain

Your Daily Muslim #671: Waqqas Hussain

UK Muslim Waqqas Hussain and two of his Muslim friends really didn’t like this other dude who was also a Muslim. Instead of ignoring him or working out their differences like civilized people, the seventh-century savages decided it would be a good idea to put him through a terrifying, violent ordeal. The trio of miscreant […]

Your Daily Muslim #670: Mohammad Azizan Ismail

Your Daily Muslim #670: Mohammad Azizan Ismail

Malay Islamist group Perkasa has popped up a few times on this website for engaging in various forms of seventh-century idiocy, sometimes involving dogs. Man’s best friend is seen as ritually unclean (nejis) in Islam and many Muslims are waging jihad against any sort of canine presence. Perkasa posted on Facebook suggesting that a string […]

Your Daily Muslim #668: Hasanuddin AF

Your Daily Muslim #668: Hasanuddin AF

It’s been a while since I put a “death to gays” Muslim on here. Of course, the religion of peace has given me no shortage of candidates to choose from. This idiot from Indonesia really stood out. Enjoy! Hasanuddin AF, the head of Indonesia’s leading Islamic clerical organization, recently issued a fatwa advocating for gays […]

Your Daily Muslim #667: Homaidan Ali al-Turki

Your Daily Muslim #667: Homaidan Ali al-Turki

Saudi Muslim Homaidan Ali al-Turki had a wife and five children. He was in the US on a scholarship and seemed to be trying to improve himself. Despite having five children to look after, he felt it was more important to focus his attentions on the maid. al-Turki had hired a maid, whom he had […]

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

It’s post 666. I think this Muslim is the perfect fit. Phoenix Muslim Nadir Hamid Soofi, who owned a carpet-cleaning business, decided he’d prefer to clean the “carpets” of 72 virgins. With his roommate Elton Simpson, who was a convert to Islam, Soofi made plans to ascend into jannat al-firdaus to finally have the sex […]

Your Daily Muslim #665: Tanny Bashir

Your Daily Muslim #665: Tanny Bashir

Some of you may recognize UK Muslim Tanny Bashir, a supervisor at the Dollar Financial Group, from this site’s Messages of Peace page. Well, I checked out his online presence and found him to be a truly unpleasant Muslim. Here’s the original Message of Peace he wrote: “Religion of peace.” Yep. Sure. Gotcha. Like many […]

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