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Your Daily Muslim #644: Junes Kock

Your Daily Muslim #644: Junes Kock

Junes Kock, of the Scandinvaian chapter of Islamist group Hizb-ut-Tahrir, is overt in his support for the Islamic State (ISIS) terror group. Kock-mongler is, as you can tell, very ginger. Thus, he has no soul, making him the perfect candidate to adhere to the strict doctrines of the sky-demon Allah. In a video message, Kocksucker […]

Your Daily Muslim #643: Mahmoud Abdullatif

Your Daily Muslim #643: Mahmoud Abdullatif

During his life in Australia, Muslim Mahmoud Abdullatif enjoyed numerous kuffar trappings, including clubbing and pick-up artistry. However, despite his affinity for all things western, Abdullatif reconnected with his Islamic faith. This led him to a very different life than the one he was living; in fact, this life epitomized the rejection of his former […]

Your Daily Muslim #642: Jimmy Stepney

Your Daily Muslim #642: Jimmy Stepney

An Oklahoma Christian offered a down-on-his-luck man a place to stay. This admirable act inspired by Christianity’s teachings of charity, however, would soon come back to hurt the host. The man who was taken in was Jimmy Stepney, a Christian at the time. However, Stepney began reading the Qur’an, a hate book from the seventh […]

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

“Where are you the Muslim world!!!! If we don’t fight for [Masjid al-Aqsa] why are we living then…” Shahul Ahmed is not this Muslim’s real name. It is an alias he uses to do the work of his beloved sky-demon Allah. Numerous Islamic black-hat (malicious) hackers have recently been targeting any and all Israeli sites. […]

Your Daily Muslim #638: Mohamed Makhloufi

Your Daily Muslim #638: Mohamed Makhloufi

Tunisian Muslim Mohamed Makhloufi, 32, a former coffee shop worker, realized he wanted to join the rest of the Muslim ummah in their invasion of the UK. To do so, he joined a dating site, where he found his prey: a grandmother in her mid-40’s named Jane. She was probably an easy target; aging hamplanets […]

Your Daily Muslim #636: Ibrahim Melih Gökçek

Your Daily Muslim #636: Ibrahim Melih Gökçek

Ankara, Turkey. The city’s mayor, Ibrahim Melih Gökçek, made some offensive comments about abortion during a televised interview. “Women kill their babies born out of adultery. Why do babies die because of these so-called mothers? Let mothers kill themselves.” This led two young women to throw eggs at him, as an act of both overt […]

Your Daily Muslim #635: Mohammad Farman Ali

Your Daily Muslim #635: Mohammad Farman Ali

Pakistani Muslim Mohammad Farman Ali is a man of many appetites. His hunger grew insatiable. When he saw locals burying a woman’s body, he knew he couldn’t resist any longer. That night, he unearthed the woman and hid her body in his house he shared with his brother, Mohammad Arif. Upon a visit to the […]

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