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May 09 2013

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Salah

Despite having spent countless hours perfecting the “duckface” as seen above, Muhammad Salah has yet to be able to pass for a teenage girl.

“The prophet considered women wearing tight, revealing clothes as [being] naked… how good is it to cover the hair while the entire body is exposed?”

Like tons of other Islamic clerics, sheikh Muhammad Salah is in dire need of getting laid. However, like tons of other Islamic clerics, he’s hideous and has a beard that looks like it came straight out of a rest stop shower drain, thus precluding him from ever getting any. This has caused Salah to become a desperate, horny pervert, and every new kink he discovers leads to a new fatwa.

Salah is a bit of a misogynist. Aside from the earlier quote, which was part of a speech he gave stating that wearing jeans is haram (forbidden) in Islam, Salah also says that women must put their families first, before their career or personal aspirations. In addition to that heap of sexist crap, he stated that women must only take certain kinds of jobs, like being a nurse or teacher. Salah’s mind is an obvious anachronism, a relic of the 19th century (or before.)

“When you enter such a place [as a bathroom], you must seek refuge with Allah again as to outcast Satan.” Salah believes in Jinns, evil spirits that feast on human feces that supposedly possess people while they’re taking a shit. Honestly, I feel like Satan has a lot better things to do than send his invisible minions crawling up people’s buttholes while they’re pooping. Watch this speech

Salah claims that houses which have posters and paintings, which are cited by many Muslim scholars as being haram, invite Jinns. He says that Allah will not enter such a residence, and that black magic and sorcery thrive there. He also says that playing music will bring Jinns into a household, and compares such a house to a nightclub. Note to all infidels: throw more house parties.

In another speech, Salah explains that, starting at age 4, children can become sexually desirable. Specifically, he cautioned parents about their children becoming sexually attractive at the age of six or seven: “Kids at the age of six and seven, they start to grow mature and they understand, and a girl will look pretty and she will be desired. In this case, she will be treated as a girl who reached the puberty age…” Pedophilia is f**ked up already, but incest pedophilia? That’s prophet Muhammad-level perversion.

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Activists, Anti-Christian, Canada, Men, Political Islam, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Al-Haashim Kamena Atangana

I think he’s trying to fondle his nipples…

There are three kinds of perennially-single people: a) those who are single and don’t really mind, b) those who are intentionally single, like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, and c) bitter, ugly people who spend their time lashing out at women for rejecting them, only furthering the cycle of rejection. Today’s daily Muslim, Canadian street preacher al-Haashim Kamena Atangana (real name Pierre), is the latter.

Atangana’s hatred of women stems from a long history of being turned down. It’s understandable why any sane woman would tell him to f off, considering how he converted to radical Islam from Christianity. He spends his free time shouting at people on the street while dressing like he stole clothes out of a donation bin. He is thus often confused for being homeless. One of his favorite subjects to rant about: women.

In a letter he wrote to the Toronto Sun, he claims that Canadian laws give “too much freedom to women” and that women are to blame for being raped. “The reason why a woman gets raped is because of the way she dress. Women dress so provocatively so much that they receive too much attention for themselves and that attention at times leads to death.” So basically women shouldn’t be given freedoms because using those freedoms means they could get killed? Then people shouldn’t be allowed to go skydiving – that often leads to death, yet you don’t see misogynistic Muslims screeching about outlawing it.

“Why is it that Rapists and sexual predators only target women that dress so provocatively? Because Muslim women have nothing to show in regards to her body.” Thank you, Atangana, for admitting that women who accept Islam are hideous, hence why they love their weird ninja outfits.

Atangana is a firm believer in Islamic sharia law, including the part that commands Muslims to kill infidels. He isn’t shy about talking about it either – when asked about his stance by a non-Muslim, he straight-up told the infidel that infidels should be put to death. He has also boasted about slapping people who insult Islam. Yep, religion of peace right there, folks.

He has said that, in order to truly follow Jesus, one must convert to Islam. Jesus was a really peaceful guy and didn’t give commands like “smite them at the neck and strike off every fingertip of them” – needless to say, Atangana is crazy high and/or delusional to think the teachings of Jesus and Islam are at all compatible.

One last thing to make you despise this mofo even more – he claims that the prophet Muhammad’s marriage to six-year-old Aisha was legitimate and that he wasn’t a pedophile. Muhammad, pigs be upon him, had sex with his “wife” when she was 9.

May 03 2013

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Anti-LGBT, Anti-Semitism, Men, Misc Terrorism, Pedophiles, Saudi Arabia, Sexism, Violence Against Women

Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Ahmad Mankosh

Just a taste of what’s in store in this piece…

The following post contains strong adult language and high levels of Islamic retardation. Reader discretion is advised.

Saudi Muslim Muhammad Ahmad, also known as Muhammad Ahmad Mankosh, is infamous in the Facebook counterjihad community. Every day, the admins of counterjihad pages wake up to a fresh batch of death threats from Ahmad before his account of the day gets banned. Ahmad is extremely argumentative and is best at flinging childish threats and insults since that’s really all his stunted psyche can handle – he’s incredibly easy to manipulate into humiliating himself, as the admins of Infidel Nations and I have found out firsthand.

Ahmad fancies himself an MMA fighter, though he’s really a borderline anorexic who likes to sit on top of toilets. He claims his coach instructed him to sit on top of toilets like in the image below as part of his training, but honestly it seems more like a strange fetish.

Muhammad Ahmad doing his ass-stretching exercises.

After verbally and intellectually thrashing the rat, I decided to drop the bombshell: he was going on this site. He then began spewing taqiyya and begging me not to put him up on here. I told him I might not post all the embarrassing photos Infidel Nations was able to milk him for if he answered some questions for me. Here is the shocking interview with a wannabe terrorist, pedophile, homophobe, and anti-Semite – in other words, a devout Muslim.

YDM: Why do you threaten infidels online?
Ahmad: Because they attack my religion and our nation

YDM: Why do you think it is OK to threaten people simply for not believing in your crap religion?
Ahmad: My religion is not crap and I only kill those who try to kill me like Americans

YDM: Are you married? How old was your bride when you got married?
Ahmad: I am engaged and she is 15… my to be bride is in high school… first year in high school

YDM: Have you ever considered becoming a shahid (martyr)?
Ahmad: I want to be… [there] is one photo of abu ghraib torture that made me cry of what our nation became.. it made me cry day and night and pray for Allah… its why I some times think of being a martyr

YDM: Why do you want to die for Allah?
Ahmad: I want to die to save the muslim world from oppression of the non muslim states [it's Muslim countries that oppress non-Muslims, women, gays, and so on...]

YDM: What do you think of Jews?
Ahmad: Sons of apes and pigs

YDM: Are you a virgin?
Ahmad: Yes [and hopefully he stays that way so he doesn't reproduce!]

YDM: Do you think women should be forced to cover themselves in public?
Ahmad: listen…men to go to heaven must : wear shorts only and then they are modest… women should cover all their bodies

YDM: Why do you think gays should be stoned to death?
Ahmad: Because they are filthy dogs and do filthy things

YDM: Have you ever visited the USA?
Ahmad: No but if I did I would bomb the CIA

I’ll conclude this post with a few more displays of Ahmad’s belligerence and stupidity.

That’s in accordance with Islam’s teaching that any women taken captive in war can be used as sex slaves. What an enlightened religion!

How civilized.

Infidel Nations tricked him into wrecking himself. Epic win.

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Apr 11 2013

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Anti-LGBT, Clerics, Men, Pseudoscience, Sexism, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Assim Alhakeem (Part 2)

He’s got an “all welcome, free admission” sign behind him with a phallic object on it, and he’s clearly trying to show the length of the dick he took last night…

“[Homosexuality] takes all the bashfulness and good character of people and turns them into animals that seek only their sexual satisfaction through weird ways.”

Sheikh Assim Alhakeem, as we learned in part 1, has a paranoid phobia of women and an irrational hatred of gays. He spends an inordinate amount of time fondling his hideous beard, and has been banned from speaking at various venues for his uncivilized beliefs.

Alhakeem refers to homosexuality as an “illness” that is “unnatural.” He claims that even a faithful Muslim who has homosexual desires will be sent to hell, though after a period of burning, might be redeemed. Wow, what a tolerant religion – some people are, by birth, sentenced to hell. Alhakeem also believes that homosexuality is a choice… clearly he’s never talked to a single gay person in his life. Not a single gay or lesbian person will say they just casually chose one day to bite pillows or lick rugs. (Note: Muslims also lick rugs, but in a different context)

“We know that [homosexuality] is hated by Allah and those who are like this are cursed.” The prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) cursed homosexuals, and even sentenced them to death. (Hadith Abu Dawud 4462) According to Islam, gays’ innate ability to know how to dress is a curse. I mean, I guess I can understand why a Muslim would think that; Islamic “fashion” is in dire need of a makeover. Alhakeem goes on to claim that those who associate with homosexuals, even those who don’t sleep with them, will be punished by Allah. I just think he’s jealous because he doesn’t have any friends.

“It is not permissible to work in a mixed[-gender] environment… it is not permissible to attend a mixed university.” Wow, Islam is really good at cockblocking its followers by denying them all sorts of opportunities to meet people of the opposite sex. However, that seventh-century rule doesn’t stop gay people from meeting each other. Islam should segregate by orientation instead of gender – that way all the gay Muslims could have giant orgies and bend over for each other instead of Allah. Bow chicka wow wow.

As this post has shown so far, Islam has some crazy and messed up rules. Here’s something else that is blow-your-mind crazy: Jinns. A Jinn is a spirit that feeds on bones and poop. Known to possess humans, Jinns can be exorcised through Islamic ritual exorcism and exit the body by means of vomiting or defecation. Alhakeem had this to say about Jinns: “[A Muslim] must say the dua’a (prayer) before entering in the toilet: ‘O Allah. I seek refuge in You from the male female evil and Jinns.’” Basically, Muslims are supposed to pray so that evil invisible demons don’t eat their poop. I’m not making this crap (no pun intended) up.

Based on the rate at which he spews misogynistic, homophobic crap for the Jinns to feast upon, I’m sure there I’ll be writing a part 3 on this idiot fairly soon.

Tagged Anti-gay, crap, Gay, homophobia, islam, islamic, Jihad, jinn, LGBT, muslim, muslims, Sexism, Sexist, Sharia, shit

Apr 07 2013

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Activists, Men, Pedophiles, Political Islam, Sexism, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Abu Muwahhid (Part 2)

Abu Muwahhid has returned to YDM for another intellectual curbstomping!

“The Qur’an is our constitution and prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is our leader.”

UK Islamic activist preacher Abu Muwahhid came onto my radar a couple months ago when I found his crazy ramblings on Facebook (see part 1.) If you thought what he said last time was nuts, you are in for an even bigger shock this time around. Calling this person seventh-century is giving him way too much credit. The morality of cavemen was more civilized than Muwahhid’s.

“The idea that men and women are equal does not come from Islam and is therefore incorrect.” If anyone else’s jaw dropped when you read that, good, that means you have a brain. For one, he’s basically saying that anything that does not come from Islam is incorrect. So basically Muwahhid’s saying that the theory of relativity, gravity, and Earth’s rotation around the sun are all false. Second, who said men and women weren’t equal? Oh yeah – primitives who haven’t even made it into the 20th century. Such horribly sexist rhetoric, for Muwahhid to espouse it, must come from Islam otherwise he wouldn’t believe it to be correct. Your move, Muwahhid. Oh, and good luck getting laid, I doubt any woman in the known universe would ever want to touch you for reasons other than just your ugly mug.

Muwahhid, however, adapted his mating strategy to cope with difficulties caused by his beliefs when trying to find a compatible, mature female. He looked to the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, as an example, then came up with this gem: “If you’ve reached puberty and are old enough to ‘fall in love’ and be in a ‘serious’ relationship, then you’re old enough to get married.” Note ‘reached’ puberty instead of ‘completed’ puberty. So Muwahhid likes ‘em young, or at least that’s what he’ll settle for. Islamic sharia, a doctrine created by a pedophile, authorizes child marriages. Muwahhid continued, saying that young girls should continue their education while married and study while performing their marital duties.

“We need to call people to Tawheed, and when they accept that they need to understand that we must worship Allah and live by His Sharia, and that as Muslims we have no choice in this at all. If they have the correct understanding of Tawheed they will realize that it is an obligation to live by the law of Allah, implement it and carry it to the world. And they will willingly want to live under the Islamic state, in ease or difficulty.” To those liberals who say that Muslims in the west don’t want to implement sharia law, what do you have to say to this? Muwahhid’s Facebook page has over 3400 fans – doesn’t seem particularly fringe, especially for a preacher who doesn’t even have an official pulpit. His logic, however, is deeply flawed: no one with a functioning brain would possibly want to live under Islamic sharia law.

“If there’s anything worth struggling for in this life, it’s sincerity and the pleasure of Allah.” What is it with Muslims like Muwahhid and pleasuring Allah? I mean, they already bend over for the dude five times a day, how many dicks does he have and doesn’t he get tired of doing anal? Important questions to ask, folks. Important questions.

Tagged crazy, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim, muslims, pedophile, Qur'an, Sexism, Sexist, Sharia, UK

Mar 31 2013

Your Daily Muslim: Sadeq al-Ghariani

Looks like an AIDS patient wearing hipster glasses…

Sheikh Sadeq al-Ghariani is the grand Mufti and head of the Fatwa Office in the government of Libya. Basically, he sits around reading a book of child porn called the Qur’an and then uses it to tell people what to do. Here are some of his rulings, which range from the hypocritical to the bizarre and racist.

al-Ghariani claimed former Libyan president Moammar Gaddafi was an “infidel.” Why? Because Gaddafi tries to eliminate the legal holes through which sharia law and its propagators could slip into the system. al-Ghariani also banned schoolbooks that referenced democracy or religious freedom, since apparently Gaddafi’s somewhat-western stance isn’t acceptable under Islam. al-Ghariani then shared this priceless gem on the removal of texts: “[the text] suggests students could choose any religion they wanted.” Uhh, what’s wrong with that? Oh wait, we’re dealing with Islam here, which has a “proud history of tolerance” according to Barack Hussein Obama. Yeah, look at that religious tolerance!

“We are not saying Islam should be the only source of legislation… What we are saying is that any law that contradicts Islam is invalid.” So, basically, any law that isn’t part of the mangled trainwreck known as sharia isn’t acceptable. So, what he’s saying is that Islam should be the only source of legislation. Just like Islam’s stance on threesomes, Islamic law does not play well with others.

Recently, al-Ghariani issued an edict that all Libyan women should not marry men from other countries, even if the men are Arabs. He submitted a proposal for the government to codify this ruling, which was most likely fueled by anti-Shiite paranoia. He claims Shiites are “taking advantage of the loose security grip in Libya and the chaotic situation in the public administration,” to fuel their religious agenda in Sunni-majority Libya.

Tagged Egypt, gaddafi, islam, islamic, libya, muslim, muslims, Sexism, Sharia, tripoli

Mar 30 2013

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Clerics, Men, Sexism, Tunisia

Your Daily Muslim: Adel Almi

Adel Almi, seen demonstrating his orgasm, has a major case of gayface

What a miserable, self-loathing mess one must have to be to be both gay and a hardline Islamist. Adel Almi is one such individual. A Tunisian Salafi Islamic cleric, Almi recently made public his hatred of exposed boobs. What kind of dude doesn’t want to look at naked boobs? Oh wait, a gay one.

After seeing a picture of a Tunisian activist, Amina, who took off her shirt and posed for pictures with the words “F*ck your morals” written on her body in opposition to Islamism, Almi decided something had to be done because seeing boobs had killed his boner. He called for Amina to be sentenced to death under the sharia: “According to God’s law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic.” Oh no, an epidemic of naked boobs…

FEMEN, the group Amina is a part of, was recently victimized by Islamic hackers as a response to Amina’s protest. The hackers wrote: “Thanks to God we have hacked this immoral page and the best is yet to come.” The best will only come when the sexist oppression of Islam is obliterated once and for all. Also, it’s kind of astounding the number of Muslim men like Almi who apparently hate naked boobs but also say that gays should be hanged… hypocrites much?

After receiving numerous threats, Amina decided to hide out at a friend’s house, according to a representative from FEMEN. However, no one in the media has heard from Amina herself, raising some questions as to her safety and her true whereabouts.

“She is like someone suffering from a serious and contagious illness and she must be secluded and treated,” Almi stated. Freedom of expression and of identity are contagious. Hopefully more and more brave souls like Amina start speaking out.

Tagged amina, femen, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim, muslims, Qur'an, Sharia, tunisia

Mar 28 2013

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Men, Pedophiles, Rapists, Sexism, United Kingdom, Violence Against Women

Your Daily Muslim: Quasim Inayat

Fatass Quasim(odo) Inayat is the definition of desperate. Unable to get himself a girlfriend for a plethora of reasons, Inayat decided to do what all sorts of Muslims are doing across the UK: molest a teenage girl and a couple mentally-disabled women. After all, Muslims are entitled to the women of conquered nations as spoils of war… (Qur. 4:24)

Inayat began his rape rampage by targeting a 15-year-old girl. A longtime alcoholic himself (despite what his religion teaches about the substance), Inayat figured he could spare a little alcohol to perhaps satisfy his perverse sexual thirst. He stalked the victim in his car, then approached her and offered her alcohol. Being 14 and wanting to be cool, she drank, and next thing she knew she had ~2.5 inches of Muslim inside her.

A similar drama unfolded when Inayat approached two mentally-handicapped women, one of whom was on a bevy of meds and the other of whom was intellectually disabled (retarded.) Being fat and not very strong, Inayat realized a victim with her full faculties could prove a serious physical threat, so he targeted those he felt were most helpless.

During his trial, the prosecution explained Inayat’s extreme disdain for women, likely due to repeated rejection: “Inayat is a predatory sex offender who deliberately targeted young and vulnerable women for his own personal gratification. He displayed little or no regard for them as individuals, treating each with complete disdain.” Inayat has been sentenced to almost 8 years behind bars. See, Islam teaches men to respect women and doesn’t treat women as property… in other news, I’m Bill Gates.

Tagged islam, islamic, Jihad, muslim, muslims, rape, rape jihad, Sexism, Sharia, UK

Mar 23 2013

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Anti-Semitism, Clerics, Egypt, Men, Misc Terrorism, Pseudoscience, Sexism

Your Daily Muslim: Safwat Hegazy

Safwat Hegazy

“Dispatch those sons of apes and pigs [Jews] to the hell fire on the wings of Qassam rockets.”

Egyptian Islamic cleric Safwat Hegazy’s mind is a wasteland of superstitions, propaganda, and violence. A noted TV preacher, Hegazy’s basically the go-to guy if you want to hear something absolutely blow-your-mind crazy. Best known for his televised preaching about the purported evils of Jews, Hegazy has recently come forward about some other beliefs that make him a miserable hypocrite.

Hegazy recently claimed that watching Egyptian satellite TV channels, some of which he has undoubtedly been featured on, is a form of sorcery. Specifically, the sorcery of the deceased Pharaoh from the time of Moses. He calls TV presenters “Pharaoh’s magicians” and warns viewers that they will be placed under the Pharaoh’s spell if they watch.

“Peace with Israel is not a strategic option. There will be no peace and no surrender. The Palestinian land will be freed despite the Jews’ [will].” Hegazy is currently backing the Islamist government of Egypt, as is Barack Hussein Obama, who just sent the nation $250 million and fighter jets. I wonder what those jets are gonna be used for… oh, and it gets worse. In a televised interview in 2012, Hegazy stated: “Our capital shall not be Cairo, Mecca or Medina. It shall be Jerusalem, with God’s will. Our chants shall be: ‘millions of martyrs will march towards Jerusalem.’” The fact that he calls terrorists “martyrs” is disturbing, but then again, his religion tells him that those who die waging jihad for Allah will be rewarded with 72 likely underage virgins.

Hegazy is also both a real ladies’ man and a real family man. He’s gotten sued several times by women whom he has publicly insulted as being “loose” for not wearing the full face veil. What a charmer! He would also rather see his children blow up than grow up: “Our children sit in front of the computer and the Playstation, and play games that will never lead them to wage Jihad.” Hegazy is an Islamic scholar and cleric, remember. All of his rulings and statements are in ideological accordance with the teachings of the Qur’an, Hadith, and Sira. He has been banned from entering France and the UK for his insane teachings.

Tagged cleric, Egypt, islam, islamic, Jihad, muhammad, muslim, muslims, Qur'an, Sharia

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