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Your Daily Muslim: Mohammad Masroor

He looks like some sort of alien from Star Trek... he has Vulcan ears and very odd facial hair.

He looks like some sort of alien from Star Trek… he has Vulcan ears and very odd facial hair.

Mohammad Masroor, like the prophet he was named after, likes ‘em young. An imam at Toronto’s Baitul Mukarram Islamic Center, is accused of having molested thirteen young worshippers, at least five of whom have also come forward to accuse him of threatening them with death if they contacted authorities. Before joining the Islamic Center, Masroor traveled the world to “sample its delicacies.” Hopefully he also contracted a sampling of its STDs but didn’t transmit them.

“I know him. Behind him I pray,” said one of Masroor’s congregation. So just because you stick it in him while he’s bending over somehow gives you knowledge of his moral character? …yeah, right. Another said of Masroor: “He’s a very well respected person in the community.” Muslims always express shock and disbelief whenever one of their own is caught engaging in misbehavior. Given the widespread nature of bad behavior and cover-ups for it in the Islamic community, I doubt this is all that much of a surprise to a lot of the people at Masroor’s Islamic Center.

“For a Muslim, this is very shameful,” another worshipper said. “We really condemn it.” If you condemn it so much, why do you respect the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him), who married a six-year-old and had sex with her when she was nine? Why don’t you criticize sharia-approved child marriages? You’re only expressing outrage because the media is making you look bad for it. It’s just like similar abuse in the Catholic church; all sorts of people knew what was going on and only expressed outrage when the scandal was brought to light.

Masroor is currently in custody, awaiting trial. Police are asking other victims of his to come forward.

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Your Daily Muslim: Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf

He has the pedo rape face, now all he needs is the creeper 'stache

He has the pedo rape face, now all he needs is the creeper ‘stache

Catholics now have some competition over groups of unsuspecting little boys. Indonesian cleric Hasan bin Jafar Assegaf’s molestation spree rivals that of any bishop or cardinal. In 2011, twelve young boys stepped forward to accuse Ass-egaf of molesting them. Whether or not he is guilty should be obvious (see above picture.) All Ass-egaf was doing was trying to be like a gay version of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him), who had sex with a 9-year-old girl. Now, he’s claiming that the charges against him are acts of defamation.

“And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls.” Qur. 76:19

Apparently Ass-egaf wants to dip his hand into the eternal cookie jar before he’s dead. The abuse was probably much more widespread than was reported. Ass-egaf used the explanation that it was “alternative medicine” to the boys when he groped and performed oral sex on them. What psychological primitives commonly refer to as an “alternative lifestyle” is not the same as “alternative medicine” – alternative medicine is basically just an excuse for hippie liberals to smoke more weed.

Ass-egaf had created an Islamic youth study group to study the Qur’an… and little boys’ genitals. Pedophiles often seek out positions that give them easy access to children, positions in which a parent would trust them with the care of their child. Most of the students who followed Ass-egaf were loyal and stated that they couldn’t believe he would touch little boys. They were most likely his older students. Police are handling this case sensitively because of the suspect’s prominence in the Islamic community. If he gets let off, I hope one of his victims is able to get their own justice.

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Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky...

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky…

“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.”

In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not complying with sharia. They told people to leave the areas they were in because they were “Muslim areas.” The Muslims, known as “Muslim Patrol,” knocked people’s drinks out of their hands, mocked homosexuals and unveiled women, and vandalized advertisements that featured unveiled women. Many members of the Patrol were arrested after the videos went viral and police tracked down the suspects. Abdul Muhid is a member of the Patrol, and the group’s seventh video just leaked.

In the video, which is a declaration of war upon non-Muslims (kuffar), Muhid hides his face with a bandana, looking like a garden-variety thug. The Patrol added in sounds of guns cocking and firing at random points during Muhid’s rambling to make the message more intimidating. “You kuffar, you can go to hell… Christianity can go to hell.” Wow, Muhid, you make a clearly reasonable argument about your intense dislike of non-Muslims.

Muhid set up a website, muslimprisoners.com for his fellow jihadis to network while imprisoned. Among its users are the likes of terror clerics Abu Qatada and Abu Hamza, as well as many attempted bombers. On the site, Muhid praises his “brothers” in jihad while simultaneously complaining about how Muslims face difficulty in clearing their name of criminal charges. Maybe it’s because… they’re criminals??? Shocker…

Muhid claims the Muslim Patrol is fighting against “naked women,” prostitution, and all sorts of other things forbidden in Islam. He throws around a shit-ton of “Allahu akbar”s, to the point where one would question whether or not he was about to make like the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow.”)

Though he opposes naked women, Muhid doesn’t have a problem with naked girls. He was arrested for repeatedly molesting a 15-year-old girl in 2011. At the time of his arrest, his huge stash of child porn was found. Several copies of the Qur’an were in that stash. Though he claims to vehemently oppose alcohol, Muhid gave the girl alcohol whenever he was with her. Why he was granted parole is truly a mystery. He lives off the government due to perpetual unemployment and is constantly in trouble with the law. Why hasn’t Britain expelled the rat?!

In 2007, Muhid was arrested for calling for the murder of a Danish cartoonist who drew images of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) At the rally, Muhid led chants along the lines of “annihilate those who insult Islam.” He has a bitter grudge against the police, saying “the police can go to hell.” He also chanted, “bomb, bomb the UK!” If there is a hell and for whatever reason the police go there, I’m sure they’ll see Muhid there.

“We are coming. You cannot stop us. The kuffar cannot stop us! We will implement Islam upon your own necks!”

This is war.

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Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

WARNING: Keep away from babies. May be eye and brain irritant.

WARNING: Keep away from babies. May be eye and brain irritant.

Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby girls must wear the burqa (full face veil.)

Daoud was very forward when asked to explain his fatwa: he cited statistics regarding child rape as justification for veiling babies. The thing is, Daoud’s probably responsible for a ton of those rapes, and we all know that plenty of Muslims like ‘em young since they think Muhammad (pigs be upon him) was a moral and behavioral exemplar and he was all about that prepubescent pussy.

Daoud’s fatwa drew widespread criticism, including one sheikh’s comment that it “made Sharia look bad.” Actually, I think the burqa in general makes sharia look bad, along with the severed limbs, hanged gays, and flogged women.

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Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Fahmi Alias

Muhammad Fahmi Alias smiling because he got away with being a pedo

Muhammad Fahmi Alias smiling because he got away with being a pedo

Muhammad Fahmi Alias is a Malay pedophile who has no skill at being one. Lacking the requisite creepy mustache, bag of candy, and suspicious van, he instead decided to befriend a 12-year-old girl, Nuur Fazira Saad, and try to charm his way into her pants. He is 19.

Alias met ninja-costume-clad Nuur around the neighborhood, and the two became friends. Alias wanted to get friendlier with her, though. One night, Nuur visited him and his family and they shared a meal. She did not return home the following morning.

Assuming his daughter’s virginity had been lost, Nuur’s father called Alias and the two met. Nuur’s father demanded that Alias marry the 12-year-old, a demand which was quickly complied to. Nuur consented, claiming she was ready to be a bride. When asked about the decision to have his daughter get married, Nuur’s father said: “It is better for them to get married rather than doing something that is improper.”

Now, here’s the really disturbing quote, from Alias himself: “It is better for us to get married rather than get involved in an illicit relationship.” WHOA WHOA WHOA. Hold up there, Michael Jackson. You’re saying that there’s nothing illicit or wrong about your 19-year-old self having sex with a 12-year-old because your primitive culture based on a book says it’s OK? She’s 12, she should be listening to crappy pop music and going to the mall with friends instead of staying at home pretending to be a grown woman/ninja. Alias, is your “wife” even ready to have sex? What about when she gets pregnant at 13? That isn’t healthy or appropriate. However, because of that, I can imagine there are tons of people trying to get on the Malay version of “16 and Pregnant.”

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Your Daily Muslim: Nayereh Akhavan

Nayereh Akhavan pretends it's Halloween every day.

Nayereh Akhavan pretends it’s Halloween every day.

Nayereh Akhavan is a member of Iran’s parliament. If that doesn’t tell you she’s a crazed religious fanatic who uses an ancient book instead of common sense to make decisions, then her rulings will. A member of the Judicial Council, she mainly discusses cases involving crime and punishment. In Iran, that normally means crime and all sorts of gruesome deaths.

Akhavan stated that she believed public executions would be for the greater good of Iran, claiming they would have a deterrent effect on crime. Iran executes people for horrific offenses like insulting the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) and being gay. When questioned about her statement, she claimed anyone who opposed the Islamic system of public execution had been “educated in the western system.” In other words, she doesn’t care about the opinions of non-Islamists.

Akhavan has also opposed a ban on child marriages because there are ten year olds who have “reached sexual and intellectual puberty.” Her reasoning: forbidding child marriage would go against sharia. Apparently she wants children to be molested because a 1400-year-old book written by a warlord and his followers says it’s acceptable… and liberals still say that Islam is a misunderstood religion of peace and kindness. Sigh.

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