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Your Daily Muslim: Abd al-Jalil al-Karouri

The Islamic Alex Jones

The Islamic Alex Jones

“Why shouldn’t we call [Barack Obama] by the name [Hussein], which belongs to us? …It wouldn’t be a mistake for our media to call him President Hussein.”

Sudanese Islamic cleric Abd al-Jalil al-Karouri is the latest in a long line of nutty Islamic conspiracy theorists. In a recent sermon, he is quoted as saying that the recent earthquake in Iran which damaged the country’s nuclear capabilities (hallelujah) was caused by a western nation.

Apparently the US can now cause earthquakes halfway across the world. Good to know. That said, al-Karouri’s logic behind his assertion was this: “People know who is responsible for earthquakes. It is God… The so-called ‘earthquake-war’ has begun. The industrialized countries have the capacity to make bombs that impact the Earth’s crust and core, causing earthquakes.” An Iranian Islamic cleric, Kazem Sedighi, said women not wearing the veil (burqa) brought about earthquakes as a sign of anger from God. Neither cleric made any mention of tectonic instability. As for bombs reaching the Earth’s core, well, they’d have to get through thousands of miles of mantle first. al-Karouri needs to complete his elementary-school education before trying to talk about science.

al-Karouri then reached Alex Jones-esque levels of craziness when he blamed Israel for the Boston marathon bombings. “When North Korea stopped manufacturing buses, it started making nuclear warheads. Today, North Korea poses a threat to America. America might be drawn into an historic war, a war between Communism and capitalism. This is precisely what Israel does not want. Israel wants the war to be between America and the ‘primitive’ Arabs, and that is why the bombs were ‘primitive.’” At least al-Karouri recognizes the civilizational and intellectual shortcomings of Palestine and other middle eastern countries. However, those shortcomings have nothing to do with race but entirely with religion; Islam opposes change and education since education empowers people that need to be kept blind in the dark for the 7th-century ideology to prosper.

“It is written in the Qur’an that at one point the Jews were transformed into apes in a city called Eilat, which the Jews now occupy. They became apes.” An ape has a greater intellectual capacity than al-Karouri if he actually believes such fiction as rapid reverse evolution to be true.

al-Karouri’s batshit insanity and anti-Semitism don’t stop there. He claims that Jews masterminded the 9/11 attacks, a claim so ridiculously false it even inspired its own internet meme. “We consider this to be a Jewish conspiracy. 4,000 Jews were absent from work in this usury center – these two buildings in Manhattan were the World Usury Center. 4,000 Jews were absent from work, so that 4,000 Americans would die.” Anything non-Muslim, including non-halal economics, is fair game to be viciously attacked by Muslims without backlash from their sycophantic leftist buddies.

Now, here’s some more food for thought from al-Karouri on Barack Hussein Obama: “[Obama] has ideological roots, because his father is one of ours, and his religion, originally, is our religion. He has a longing for these roots. Otherwise, he would not display such a yearning.”

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Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Abdul-Malik al-Zoghbi

The placement of the tablecloth on the head denotes one's lack of mental stability.

The placement of the tablecloth on the head denotes one’s lack of mental stability.

Some people have no idea how dirty what they’re saying actually is. Egyptian Sunni Islamic cleric Muhammad Abdul-Malik al-Zoghbi is one of those people. In a televised speech, he unintentionally discussed the early practice of gay BDSM by an ancient Pharaoh as part of a tirade against Jews.

“[Pharaoh] would ride a Jew as one might ride a donkey… Pharaoh would ride on his back, his legs dangling on either side. Sometimes, he would ride him sidesaddle. He would grab him by the collar, and lead him: Giddyup… He would ride him like a donkey because a donkey he is.” Wow, if that isn’t describing gay sex, I don’t know what is. What’s funnier is that al-Zoghbi is oblivious to the true nature of what he’s saying in an effort to insult Jews, but is really making himself seem like a dirty old man. And why are Jews donkeys anyway? They aren’t asses, unlike Muslims.

The anti-Semitism doesn’t end there. In another speech, al-Zoghbi is quoted as saying: “…wherever the Jews may be found, they wallow in mud and spread corruption.” He also called Jews the “masters of terrorism.” Yes, Jews are the masters of terrorism, because it’s Jews across the world who are screaming “Yahweh Akbar,” blowing themselves up in crowded places, and beheading non-Jews.

Al-Zoghbi had this to say about Shiite Muslims: “May Allah cut your tongue out! May he freeze the blood in your veins! May he inflict you with cancer and allow you no reprieve… Allah, strike them with all sorts of disease, afflictions and pain! Allah, strike them with cancer! Allah, let your prophet overpower them! Allah destroy them! Allah destroy them! Allah destroy them! Allah destroy the criminals who challenge the noble prophet!” If that’s what Muslims think should happen to their fellow Muslims just for having a few different beliefs, imagine the kind of torture they have in mind for us kuffar (infidels)…

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Your Daily Muslim: Hassan Abujihaad

He should wage jihad against his waistline, not the US...

He should wage jihad against his waistline, not the US…

Anyone who converts to Islam and chooses to put ‘jihad’ in their name, however misspelled, is obviously up to no good. US Navy sailor Paul Hall had grown tired of getting confused with second-rate rapper Paul Wall, so he changed his name to Hassan Abujihaad upon his conversion to Islam. Unlike many Muslim converts who don’t have their jihad planned out upon conversion, Abujihaad already knew how he was going to serve Allah, aside from bending over for him five times a day.

You have to be fairly unintelligent and/or gullible to convert to Islam, a religion which advocates wife-beating, child marriage, and unusually violent hatred of all those who don’t believe in it. That considered, Abujihaad’s unfamiliarity with how the internet works should come as no surprise. He had converted to Islam after visiting an Islamic bookstore in England, and that was where he made his first connections in the Islamic community, which he maintained through frequent use of online forums. However, he didn’t use a proxy to hide his IP address when talking with his fellow mujahideen (jihadis.) It wasn’t long before he betrayed the US, to which he had sworn an oath as a Navy sailor.

When some of his online friends asked him about the positions of US Navy ships, Abujihaad happily divulged that confidential information. He also purchased videos of jihad attacks and spoke words of praise about Osama bin Laden and the attack on the USS Cole. A while later, Abujihaad left the Navy, and felt confident no one would learn of how he had betrayed his country. However, when the FBI began investigating terror links related to that bookstore and the jihadi forum it was connected to, they immediately found evidence of Abujihaad’s treason. He was taken into custody and sentenced to 10 years for divulging classified information.

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Your Daily Muslim: Salma Kabal

The Nazgul from Lord of the Rings are frequently seen in the Islamic world

The Nazgul from Lord of the Rings are frequently seen in the Islamic world

Pregnant UK Muslim Salma Kabal is the definition of clingy. Despite the fact that her husband Ashik Ali had left her to prepare to wage jihad, she continually begged him to return to help raise the child she’s carrying. It is unknown what the offspring of a human and a Nazgul like Kabal would look like; perhaps media coverage will show the baby once it is born.

Ali, realizing his wife wasn’t even human after several disturbing and painful sex sessions, decided he needed to seek forgiveness for his actions from Allah while staying away from his wife. To do so, he decided to plan a suicide bombing with a few of his friends. Kabal was deeply saddened by her human conquest’s departure, and pined for his return. She managed to track Ali down, and the two had an honest heart-to-whatever-the-Nazgul-have about their future. Ali told her about his plans to wage jihad, and she supported him. The dumbass didn’t even think her husband was trying to blow himself up to get some virgin vagina, since Nazgul sex is apparently unbearable. She still held on to the hope that they had a future together.

Kabal, to get closer to her husband, volunteered to join him and his associates in their jihad. Their conversations, however, were being recorded by British authorities. Instead of trying to convince Ali to return to their home and start a family together, she felt obligated to stand by him no matter what kinds of bad decisions he was making. She was completely aware of his attempt to create what he claimed would be “bigger than 9/11.” She didn’t contact anyone else about it, not her friends, not authorities… apparently saving her marriage was more important to her than saving thousands of innocent people. Then again, they were infidels, and we all know how highly Muslims think of infidels.

Ali and his associates were arrested on terrorism charges. Kabal has been charged as a conspirator for not contacting the police despite her knowledge of the terror plot for nearly two years.

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Your Daily Muslim: Tamerlan Tsarnaev (DAILY DOUBLE)

Tamerlan Tsarnaev trying to out-gay everyone else at his boxing club

Tamerlan Tsarnaev trying to out-gay everyone else at his boxing club

As if the media hadn’t already been covering these Muslims enough, here’s another story about them. Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev are brothers originally from predominantly-Islamic Chechnya in southern Russia. They came to the US five years ago and, much to liberals’ dismay, showed how completely unwilling Muslims are to integrate into western society.

In the five years they’ve been here, the brothers hatched and executed a plot to bomb the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013. Three were killed in the blasts. Tamerlan spent his free time boxing (what is it with Muslims and having anger issues?) and Dzhokhar spent his free time online. Before waging jihad, Tamerlan was interviewed by a local photojournalist about his life and values.

“There are no values anymore… people can’t control themselves,” Tamerlan said, when discussing modern popular culture. “God said no alcohol.” It’s quite possible that Tamerlan said that when he found out everyone in the west could drink him under the table, which was an embarrassing moment. And Tamerlan really has no right to criticize anyone’s “values” – we aren’t the ones blowing people up because our imaginary friends tell us to. In the same interview, he said he didn’t like to take his shirt off during his boxing training because it could lead others to temptation. With a butterface like his, no one’s gonna want to tap that anyway, so shirt on or off is irrelevant.

“I don’t have a single American friend,” Tamerlan continued. “I don’t understand them.” His lack of comprehension of our culture is understandable – to a seventh-century savage hell-bent on destroying the infidel, western culture is far too advanced to be understood. However, even after having spent five years here, he didn’t even think that maybe his values were the ones that needed to be examined and changed so he could integrate into the larger society.

So now here we are today. Tamerlan’s splattered remains are in a morgue somewhere and his brother is on the run after discharging explosives at police. Authorities have warned that Dzhokhar is armed and dangerous.

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Your Daily Muslim: Chad Sultana and Mohammed Nazrul Islam

Chad Sultana and her husband

Chad Sultana and her husband’s corpse

Today’s post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

It’s no secret that wives are often abused by their Islamic husbands; Qur’an 4:34 allows husbands to beat their wives if they feel their wives are disloyal or disobedient. Chad Sultana is a Bangladeshi Muslim wife with a man’s name who fought back… to an extreme.

After years of beatings at the hands of her husband Mohammed Nazrul Islam, Chad Sultana decided it was time to stand up for herself. Though she couldn’t put him through the hours of pain he forced her to endure, she decided she could do better. Her husband had taken three wives and wanted to take a fourth, the maximum number allowed under Islamic sharia law. Sultana married Islam at the age of 14 or 15, and the couple had a daughter together. Islam had children with his other wives as well.

Sultana, in a last-ditch attempt to preserve her marriage, told her husband that he needed to spend more time with his family instead of trying to find more teenage girls to bone. Normally one would think jealousy could be a motive, but does a dude really need a fourth wife when he has children to raise? Islam responded by beating her and telling her she had no right to criticize him. Realizing words and kindness would fail as they often do with Muslims, Sultana went into the kitchen and grabbed a knife.

Within an hour, Islam was lying on the floor, covered in blood. Sultana had ambushed him, stabbed him several times, then began to carry out the grisly punishment she had in mind for her abuser. While Islam was still conscious, she used the knife to saw off his genitals, which she viewed as the reason he kept seeking new wives. A few more stab wounds to the chest did him in.

Sultana has been charged with murder. Some have argued her actions were justified – do you think so? Comment below!

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Your Daily Muslim: Murgan Salem al-Gohary (Part 2)

Murgan Salem al-Gohary

Murgan Salem al-Gohary

“[Osama bin Laden and I] were like one family. I am happy and proud to have been a friend of these [al Qaeda] brothers, but I cannot claim to have had the honor of being an al Qaeda member.”

Egyptian cleric Murgan Salem al-Gohary, as we learned in part 1, hates all things non-Muslim. When interviewed about the recent terror attack at the Boston Marathon that left three dead and over 100 injured, al-Gohary praised the attack and condemned America, France, and the rest of the west.

“America is waging a war in our countries, and we are the ones who reap its fruits. Those courageous heroes have shifted the battle over to America’s own turf.” Wait, “courageous heroes”? It doesn’t take courage to place a bomb in a crowded public area, run off, then push a button. That’s called cowardice. Resorting to violence to push your agenda because it lacks the necessary merits to win people over on its own shows weakness. It shows an unwillingness to have civil discourse or accept other stances. It shows an unwillingness to adapt to a changing global culture and different social climates. Despite all the evidence that Islam cannot adapt or integrate into western society, liberals still claim that Islam is simply a “misunderstood religion of peace.” A religion of peace… because everyone else is in a million pieces.

“The [Westerners] are facing a deluge, and they will be destroyed.” Yep, misunderstood religion of peace. Totally. “With the utmost stupidity, France has accepted the banner of enmity [to Islam] – from the days of Sarkozy to Hollande. This stupidity will bring catastrophes upon them, just like it did upon America.” Catastrophes, like what? Like women’s rights, LGBT equality, and fair punishments instead of public hangings? Hey, Muslims, it isn’t the 7th century anymore. Stop pretending like it is.

“Although I am not from al Qaeda, I can say, as someone who has known these people, that the path of al Qaeda is the path of the Qur’an, which calls upon [Muslims] to wage jihad against infidels who attack them and intervene in their affairs. This is the path of Islam and the Qur’an, and not something invented by Osama bin Laden.” al-Gohary is a respected cleric. When a liberal or Muslim tries to tell you that Islam does not call for jihad against infidels, explain to them that even their religious authorities would tell them that they’re full of shit for saying that.

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Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid

Ali Rashid

Ali Rashid

Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it in the pool.)

In a steam room there, Rashid saw a woman who caught his eye. He approached her, and she grew defensive. Instead of realizing she wasn’t interested and backing off, he saw a prime opportunity to shove her up against the wall and lick her neck and face. She screamed, and he grabbed her thigh and held her against the wall. The woman was able to get free and reported the sluggish Rashid to facility staff.

Authorities arrived on the scene and could immediately tell that no woman above a 0.5 on the 10-point scale would express any interest in Rashid. Initially, he told police “I no kiss her, she kiss me.” Reportedly, he told the woman “Don’t be angry, I touch and kiss you because I feel comfortable with you.” It’s kinda important that she feels equally comfortable with you, Rashid, before you try shit like that.

When he realized that no one believed his lies, he admitted to one count of sexual assault. He was sentenced to eight months in jail suspended for one year, and has been banned from mixed-gender swimming and spa facilities. Now, if he goes to a steam room, the only kind of attention he’d be getting is probably not the kind he wants… oh, who am I kidding, even creepy old gay dudes have higher standards than that.

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Your Daily Muslim: Muhammad Rateb al-Nabulsi

No caption needed.

No caption needed.

“Do you think we [Muslims] can get along with [gays'] lifestyle? This is impossible.”

Syrian Islamic scholar Muhammad Rateb al-Nabullshit is yet another in a long line of Islamic homophobes that make Fred Phelps look like Perez Hilton by comparison. al-Nabullshit’s hatred of gays does not come from failed attempts at sexual experimentation – it comes from the Qur’an and Hadith, which state that homosexuals are cursed and should be executed per the orders of the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him.

“Homosexuality involves a filthy place, and does not generate offspring. Homosexuality leads to the destruction of the homosexual. That is why, brothers, homosexuality carries the death penalty.” Why kill people who are supposedly destroying themselves anyway? If they’re already doing it, why would you waste your time and energy helping them along? Oh wait, there isn’t any destruction going on, just hatred and homophobic bigotry. However, Muslims sure are responsible for tons of destruction, including self-destruction. Maybe we should execute them all because they’re going to destroy themselves? Hmm? Not too keen on that idea, are you, al-Nabullshit? As we can see, the hypocrisy of Islam rears its ugly head yet again.

“We are extremely lucky in our countries. When the head of the [Islamic] community in Australia came to bid me farewell at the airport, he began to cry, and said: ‘Tell our brothers in Syria that the garbage heaps of Syria are better than the gardens of Australia.’ When I asked him why, he said: ‘There is a 150% chance that you will see your son with an earring in his right ear.’ This means that he is a homosexual. If he wears an earring in his left ear, it means something else, because there is an active homosexual and there is a passive homosexual. Earrings in both ears is the worst: 150% chance of homosexuality.” 150% chance? Tell that to all the Muslims who claim that Muslims are the forefathers of modern mathematics and try not to get slapped. Sure, some gay people wear earrings in their right ear to show their orientation… but that trend died out in the 80′s and any gay man who still does it today probably can’t even get it up anymore. Also, al-Nabullshit, the terms are “pitcher” and “catcher” or “top” and “bottom”, not “active” and “passive.”

al-Nabullshit has stated on his website that nations which abandon the principle of jihad are doomed. He claims that Allah will humiliate them for their failure to spread Islam.

I hope all of al-Nabullshit’s children are gay and end up leaving Islam to live happy, independent lives. It would serve the douchebag right.

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