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Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky...

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky…

“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.”

In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not complying with sharia. They told people to leave the areas they were in because they were “Muslim areas.” The Muslims, known as “Muslim Patrol,” knocked people’s drinks out of their hands, mocked homosexuals and unveiled women, and vandalized advertisements that featured unveiled women. Many members of the Patrol were arrested after the videos went viral and police tracked down the suspects. Abdul Muhid is a member of the Patrol, and the group’s seventh video just leaked.

In the video, which is a declaration of war upon non-Muslims (kuffar), Muhid hides his face with a bandana, looking like a garden-variety thug. The Patrol added in sounds of guns cocking and firing at random points during Muhid’s rambling to make the message more intimidating. “You kuffar, you can go to hell… Christianity can go to hell.” Wow, Muhid, you make a clearly reasonable argument about your intense dislike of non-Muslims.

Muhid set up a website, muslimprisoners.com for his fellow jihadis to network while imprisoned. Among its users are the likes of terror clerics Abu Qatada and Abu Hamza, as well as many attempted bombers. On the site, Muhid praises his “brothers” in jihad while simultaneously complaining about how Muslims face difficulty in clearing their name of criminal charges. Maybe it’s because… they’re criminals??? Shocker…

Muhid claims the Muslim Patrol is fighting against “naked women,” prostitution, and all sorts of other things forbidden in Islam. He throws around a shit-ton of “Allahu akbar”s, to the point where one would question whether or not he was about to make like the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow.”)

Though he opposes naked women, Muhid doesn’t have a problem with naked girls. He was arrested for repeatedly molesting a 15-year-old girl in 2011. At the time of his arrest, his huge stash of child porn was found. Several copies of the Qur’an were in that stash. Though he claims to vehemently oppose alcohol, Muhid gave the girl alcohol whenever he was with her. Why he was granted parole is truly a mystery. He lives off the government due to perpetual unemployment and is constantly in trouble with the law. Why hasn’t Britain expelled the rat?!

In 2007, Muhid was arrested for calling for the murder of a Danish cartoonist who drew images of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) At the rally, Muhid led chants along the lines of “annihilate those who insult Islam.” He has a bitter grudge against the police, saying “the police can go to hell.” He also chanted, “bomb, bomb the UK!” If there is a hell and for whatever reason the police go there, I’m sure they’ll see Muhid there.

“We are coming. You cannot stop us. The kuffar cannot stop us! We will implement Islam upon your own necks!”

This is war.

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Your Daily Muslim: Younus Abdullah Muhammad

Two fatties with awful hats

Cartman is scared Younus Abdullah Muhammad will wage jihad on his anus

Normally, society locks up the crazies who scream nonsensical garbage at whatever’s in front of them. However, in the case of NYC Muslim Eunuch Abdullah Muhammad (born Jesse Curtis Morton), society let him off because of his religion. One day, Muhammad decided to enlist a few local ninjas as a backdrop and get a crew to record his ravings. The result is not pretty; then again, anyone who tries to pull off the yeti look isn’t pretty. He ran Yousef al-Khattab‘s Islamist website revolutionmuslim.com and, from the looks of the video, probably spends his spare time yelling at walls.

In his rant, he claims that America’s goal is to conquer all Muslim lands (uhh, no, the parts that don’t have oil are just a shitty desert) and to rape and kill Muslims. Perhaps he should look at what his own religion is doing around the world in its varied jihad operations before trying to cast America in a negative light. Then again, hypocrisy and turning a blind eye to its faults are key tenets of Islam.

Muhammad then calls upon all Muslims to “rise up” and send their duaa (prayers) to the mujahideen resistance. He opposes “moderates” and “pacifists,” and calls upon Muslims to form an alliance against them. The religion of peace, opposing pacifists… never would’ve guessed.

He then cites the Qur’an verse that instructs Muslims not to be friends with or show affection towards the kuffar (non-Muslims), and goes on to say that the kuffar are at war with Muslims. His dive off the deep end really picks up speed here: he claims that any Muslim who has befriended a non-Muslim is an apostate. Yep, all (approximately) five “moderate” Muslims are actually infidels who just like to lick carpet (no double entendre intended.)

Everyone around Muhammad is, at this point, looking at him like he’s crazy (since he is.) His volume keeps increasing, but his message doesn’t become more relevant or logical as he then says that jihad is the only way for Muslims to gain a greater position in the world community. Muhammad continues, saying the end goal is to “implement the sharia” and concludes the statement with a booming (no pun intended) “to hell with democracy! To hell with America!” He then continues screaming “to hell with…” in a manner akin to the infamous Westboro Baptist Church’s random condemnations of everything from Sweden to Lady Gaga (Muslims also hate her.) The video fades out as Muhammad’s voice starts to give out on him.

In 2011, Muhammad was arrested in Morocco because of death threats he posted on revolutionmuslim.com against the creators of South Park. He was charged with the crime and now has an entire cell block to scream at for the next 11.5 years. See, some of my posts do have happy endings :)

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