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Your Daily Muslim: Abdelkader Eljanabi

Abdelkader Eljanabi

Abdelkader Eljanabi

55-year-old UK Muslim Abdelkader Eljanabi just couldn’t resist. Despite everything he had been taught about resisting temptation, the allure of the creature’s tender flesh was too strong for him. He couldn’t help but indulge himself, despite the fact that he was in the bathroom of a shopping center and the tempting creature was a 14-year-old boy who didn’t consent.

Eljanabi, being old and arthritic, enlisted the help of one of his fellow gay pedos, Alex Wilson-Fletcher, to help stalk and contain the victim. The pair followed the teen from a local LGBT youth center to the public bathroom, where Eljanabi began ferociously cruising the boy, ogling him up and down. The teen was rightly freaked out and tried to move away from the pervert. Wilson-Fletcher then appeared behind the boy, allowing Eljanabi to grab him. “Come with us, you’re going to do anything we say and if you try to run away we will catch you,” Eljanabi told the frightened 14-year-old.

Eljanabi and Wilson-Fletcher directed the teen into a bathroom at a department store, where they forced him to munch on their rancid genitals. Eljanabi then raped the boy, like Muslim men do to young boys all across the Middle East as a “cultural practice.” By Islamic logic, the teen should’ve worn a burqa so he wouldn’t be considered at fault for the rape by inciting temptation in his attackers.

Eljanabi and Wilson-Fletcher have been arrested and charged with the crime. UPDATE April 29 – Eljanabi and Wilson-Fletcher have both been convicted!

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Your Daily Muslim: Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi

...is that a tranny?

…is that a tranny?

Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi was well past her first midlife crisis, and after going through menopause, decided it was time to have another. The Iraqi Muslim, dressed in the traditional Islamic ninja costume, made it her mission to recruit other women to her newfound cause: jihad. She crafted a new image for herself (without Botox), giving herself the nickname “Umm al-Mumineen,” or “the mother of believers.”

Not being the sharpest tool in the shed, al-Azzawi enlisted some of her mujahideen (jihadi) male friends from terror group Ansar al-Sunnah to help in her endeavor. al-Azzawi talked to the women and formed relationships with them, then took them to an orchard held by the men. At the orchard, the women were trained in the ways of the mujahideen. al-Azzawi instructed her friends to rape the women who were hesitant. After the rapes, she would approach the women and tell them that, in order to escape the shame they had brought upon themselves by being raped, they would need to blow themselves up for Allah. The traditional Islamic ninja costume is great for fat chicks who want to hide their spare tire(s), but is also great for bombers who want to conceal explosives around their bodies.

Now, if you’re sitting here with your jaw on the table, I’m right there with you. This story is all sorts of f**ked up. Why would anyone think women should feel guilty for being raped?! And why is suicide the only solution?! That’s Islamic morality for you…

al-Azzawi was captured after one of her recruits’ bombing attempts was thwarted. She was interrogated by local police and admitted to having recruited over 80 women for jihad. She said that she had masterminded 28 terror attacks that were carried out according to plan. There is no word whether or not the orchard at which her recruits were trained is still in use by mujahideen.

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Your Daily Muslim: Quasim Inayat

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Fatass Quasim(odo) Inayat is the definition of desperate. Unable to get himself a girlfriend for a plethora of reasons, Inayat decided to do what all sorts of Muslims are doing across the UK: molest a teenage girl and a couple mentally-disabled women. After all, Muslims are entitled to the women of conquered nations as spoils of war… (Qur. 4:24)

Inayat began his rape rampage by targeting a 15-year-old girl. A longtime alcoholic himself (despite what his religion teaches about the substance), Inayat figured he could spare a little alcohol to perhaps satisfy his perverse sexual thirst. He stalked the victim in his car, then approached her and offered her alcohol. Being 14 and wanting to be cool, she drank, and next thing she knew she had ~2.5 inches of Muslim inside her.

A similar drama unfolded when Inayat approached two mentally-handicapped women, one of whom was on a bevy of meds and the other of whom was intellectually disabled (retarded.) Being fat and not very strong, Inayat realized a victim with her full faculties could prove a serious physical threat, so he targeted those he felt were most helpless.

During his trial, the prosecution explained Inayat’s extreme disdain for women, likely due to repeated rejection: “Inayat is a predatory sex offender who deliberately targeted young and vulnerable women for his own personal gratification. He displayed little or no regard for them as individuals, treating each with complete disdain.” Inayat has been sentenced to almost 8 years behind bars. See, Islam teaches men to respect women and doesn’t treat women as property… in other news, I’m Bill Gates.

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Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah

Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah showing off his pocket-size child porn book

Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah showing off his pocket-size child porn book

Ahmad Mahmoud Abdullah, also known as Abu Islam, is the latest in a long line of Islamic clerics who want to be douchier than Mr. “legitimate-rape” himself, Todd Akin. Abdullah is a sheikh who resides in Egypt, and he is known for giving televised speeches and sermons. In one such recent speech, he claimed that female anti-government protesters went to Tahrir Square not to protest, but to get raped because they wanted it.

Tahrir Square is a chaotic place; it’s where CBS reporter Lara Logan was raped by a mob while covering the Egyptian revolution. YDM featuree Mona Eltahawy was also gang-raped there. Protesters are often taken aside by troops and government militias and interrogated (read: tortured.) Some are never seen again. Abdullah claims that female activists risked everything not to protest against the corrupt Muslim Brotherhood government, but to indulge their rape fantasies.

“They tell you that naked women – who are going to Tahrir Square because they want to be raped – are a red line! And they ask [Mohamed] Morsi and the Brotherhood to leave power!” For one, the women are not naked. They are simply unveiled, which is the same thing to horny Muslims, since apparently (according to leading Islamic religious authorities) a woman’s hair is so tempting to men that men cannot resist raping uncovered women. Also, some people in Egypt have brains and don’t want the Muslim Brotherhood running their country.

Abdullah continued, calling female activists “devils” and commanding them to respect their femininity, in other words, wear the hijab. “90 percent of them are crusaders and the remaining 10 percent are widows who have no one to control them. You see women talking like monsters.” Crusaders? Honestly, I think Abdullah’s still stuck a few centuries behind even the crusades. As for women talking like monsters, a monster like Abdullah has absolutely no right to criticize.

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Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky...

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky…

“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.”

In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not complying with sharia. They told people to leave the areas they were in because they were “Muslim areas.” The Muslims, known as “Muslim Patrol,” knocked people’s drinks out of their hands, mocked homosexuals and unveiled women, and vandalized advertisements that featured unveiled women. Many members of the Patrol were arrested after the videos went viral and police tracked down the suspects. Abdul Muhid is a member of the Patrol, and the group’s seventh video just leaked.

In the video, which is a declaration of war upon non-Muslims (kuffar), Muhid hides his face with a bandana, looking like a garden-variety thug. The Patrol added in sounds of guns cocking and firing at random points during Muhid’s rambling to make the message more intimidating. “You kuffar, you can go to hell… Christianity can go to hell.” Wow, Muhid, you make a clearly reasonable argument about your intense dislike of non-Muslims.

Muhid set up a website, muslimprisoners.com for his fellow jihadis to network while imprisoned. Among its users are the likes of terror clerics Abu Qatada and Abu Hamza, as well as many attempted bombers. On the site, Muhid praises his “brothers” in jihad while simultaneously complaining about how Muslims face difficulty in clearing their name of criminal charges. Maybe it’s because… they’re criminals??? Shocker…

Muhid claims the Muslim Patrol is fighting against “naked women,” prostitution, and all sorts of other things forbidden in Islam. He throws around a shit-ton of “Allahu akbar”s, to the point where one would question whether or not he was about to make like the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow.”)

Though he opposes naked women, Muhid doesn’t have a problem with naked girls. He was arrested for repeatedly molesting a 15-year-old girl in 2011. At the time of his arrest, his huge stash of child porn was found. Several copies of the Qur’an were in that stash. Though he claims to vehemently oppose alcohol, Muhid gave the girl alcohol whenever he was with her. Why he was granted parole is truly a mystery. He lives off the government due to perpetual unemployment and is constantly in trouble with the law. Why hasn’t Britain expelled the rat?!

In 2007, Muhid was arrested for calling for the murder of a Danish cartoonist who drew images of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) At the rally, Muhid led chants along the lines of “annihilate those who insult Islam.” He has a bitter grudge against the police, saying “the police can go to hell.” He also chanted, “bomb, bomb the UK!” If there is a hell and for whatever reason the police go there, I’m sure they’ll see Muhid there.

“We are coming. You cannot stop us. The kuffar cannot stop us! We will implement Islam upon your own necks!”

This is war.

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Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah Daoud

WARNING: Keep away from babies. May be eye and brain irritant.

WARNING: Keep away from babies. May be eye and brain irritant.

Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby girls must wear the burqa (full face veil.)

Daoud was very forward when asked to explain his fatwa: he cited statistics regarding child rape as justification for veiling babies. The thing is, Daoud’s probably responsible for a ton of those rapes, and we all know that plenty of Muslims like ‘em young since they think Muhammad (pigs be upon him) was a moral and behavioral exemplar and he was all about that prepubescent pussy.

Daoud’s fatwa drew widespread criticism, including one sheikh’s comment that it “made Sharia look bad.” Actually, I think the burqa in general makes sharia look bad, along with the severed limbs, hanged gays, and flogged women.

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Your Daily Muslim: Adil Rashid

Perhaps prison would've given Adil Rashid a taste of his own medicine

Perhaps prison would’ve given Adil Rashid a taste of his own medicine

Pedophilia and rape: beloved by the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him), and the favorite pastimes of UK Muslim Adil(do) Rashid. At age 18 and having lived in the UK for quite some time, one would expect him to have learned and adapted to the society’s civilized laws and standards of behavior. Nope, not in the case of a devout Muslim like Rashid, who molested a 13-year-old girl.

Rashid had attended an Islamic school, where he was taught how to butcher infidels, slaughter animals with a huge splatter radius, disregard women’s rights, and be a wart on the face of humanity. This was his defense when he was tried for the crime – the Islamic school had not taught him that rape was wrong, and that 13-year-old girls are underage. The idiot judge let him off without a prison sentence, which is basically condoning another rape. By saying that his Islamic schooling hadn’t taught him about the rights of girls, Rashid’s basically saying that Islam treats women like dirt, which brings us to this quote of Rashid’s:

“Women are no more worthy than a lollipop that has been dropped on the ground.” Yep, that’s what Rashid said he was taught at Muslim school, and he believes it. And yet brainwashed freaks like Yvonne Ridley claim the Qur’an is a groundbreaking revelation in women’s rights… maybe Ridley just likes it rough, but when monster after monster like Rashid keep popping out of Islamic schools, I’d say it’s time for some honest examination of the “education” being provided and the curricula.

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Your Daily Muslim: Ramli Mansur

Ramli Mansur

Ramli Mansur may or may not be braindead.

What happens when you’re short, fat, and Muslim? You get creepy. REAL creepy. Ramli Mansur serves as proof of this. The head of Indonesia’s North Aceh Regency, he has managed to attain some level of local political prominence. Using his authority, he has helped instate and continue sharia police programs in the region and, instead of fighting crime, has had policemen go around telling women how to dress.

“It puts the bedsheet on its body…” is basically Mansur’s motto. He initiated a campaign in 2010 to give long skirts to women who would otherwise wear pants. In an interview, he is quoted as saying, “Let me ask you a question. What do you think when you see a woman’s round shapes?” When the interviewer responded saying that Mansur’s belief that women wearing tight jeans would lead to them getting raped was ludicrous, Mansur replied: “Ah, but that’s because you are used to [seeing women in tight jeans]!” Its’s pathetic how the thought didn’t cross his mind that perhaps he is the one who needs to get used to women’s liberation instead of trying to force Islam on women’s lower bodies.

“Obviously, there is a problem with sexy dressing. We see that rapes take place in big cities where free access is allowed between different sexes. Here the economy is small and we don’t want it to be like that.” No, you idiot. Rapes take place when men are desperate, horny, and base their values on a 7th-century book about a barbaric pedophile warlord. In the west, most men have the decency not to rape, and respect women’s dignity and freedom. Mansur even goes so far as to say that women who dress in modern clothes or who are attractive “are asking for rape, including gang-rape.” Clearly Indonesia has quite a bit of catching up to do to be considered civilized.

Mansur’s sharia police take women caught wearing jeans to morality classes in which they are instructed on the sharia. They are then told to report all violations of sharia they see to police. Mansur even instructed police to cut up women’s jeans and give them a bedsheet as a replacement garment. Needles to say, Mansur will be alone with the company of his hand for the rest of his life.

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Your Daily Muslim: Balal Khan

Sex with a minor... but with a role reversal.

Sex with a minor… but with a role reversal.

Many Muslims start behaving badly at young ages, and Balal Khan is no exception. Age thirteen, he had just started undergoing puberty, and so the rape clock started ticking. He began searching for girls beneath his age to marry, as is customary in Islamic society, but he lived in the United Kingdom where things are a bit more civilized. Thus, he was left alone to enjoy the company of his hand until one fateful night.

Khan (not the Star Trek one) was out with a couple of his friends one night when he saw a woman he found irresistible. The twenty-year-old was walking home when khan stopped her and overpowered her before beating her, then raped her in front of his friends. He threatened to kill her if she fought back. After the rape, Khan stole the woman’s belongings and taunted her boyfriend over the phone. It takes a lot of negative influences to turn a 13-year-old living in the UK into a rapist – negative influences like the Qur’an that demean women and treat them as lesser beings.

Khan was captured after trying to pawn the woman’s stolen belongings. He was sentenced to a meager three years because he was 13 and he had apologized for what he had done. Now THAT is taqiyya if I’ve ever seen it.

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