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Apr 21 2013

Failed Terrorists, Misc Terrorism, United Kingdom, Women

Your Daily Muslim: Salma Kabal

The Nazgul from Lord of the Rings are frequently seen in the Islamic world

Pregnant UK Muslim Salma Kabal is the definition of clingy. Despite the fact that her husband Ashik Ali had left her to prepare to wage jihad, she continually begged him to return to help raise the child she’s carrying. It is unknown what the offspring of a human and a Nazgul like Kabal would look like; perhaps media coverage will show the baby once it is born.

Ali, realizing his wife wasn’t even human after several disturbing and painful sex sessions, decided he needed to seek forgiveness for his actions from Allah while staying away from his wife. To do so, he decided to plan a suicide bombing with a few of his friends. Kabal was deeply saddened by her human conquest’s departure, and pined for his return. She managed to track Ali down, and the two had an honest heart-to-whatever-the-Nazgul-have about their future. Ali told her about his plans to wage jihad, and she supported him. The dumbass didn’t even think her husband was trying to blow himself up to get some virgin vagina, since Nazgul sex is apparently unbearable. She still held on to the hope that they had a future together.

Kabal, to get closer to her husband, volunteered to join him and his associates in their jihad. Their conversations, however, were being recorded by British authorities. Instead of trying to convince Ali to return to their home and start a family together, she felt obligated to stand by him no matter what kinds of bad decisions he was making. She was completely aware of his attempt to create what he claimed would be “bigger than 9/11.” She didn’t contact anyone else about it, not her friends, not authorities… apparently saving her marriage was more important to her than saving thousands of innocent people. Then again, they were infidels, and we all know how highly Muslims think of infidels.

Ali and his associates were arrested on terrorism charges. Kabal has been charged as a conspirator for not contacting the police despite her knowledge of the terror plot for nearly two years.

Tagged islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim, muslims, Qur'an, Sharia, terrorism, Terrorist, UK

Apr 17 2013

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Rashid

Ali Rashid

Fatass Muslim Ali Rashid, a Syrian national living in the UK, just wanted a little lovin’. Not knowing how to get laid and impeded by a mass of lard attached to his torso, Rashid waddled his way to a swimming and spa facility and tried to get his dick wet (but not by sticking it in the pool.)

In a steam room there, Rashid saw a woman who caught his eye. He approached her, and she grew defensive. Instead of realizing she wasn’t interested and backing off, he saw a prime opportunity to shove her up against the wall and lick her neck and face. She screamed, and he grabbed her thigh and held her against the wall. The woman was able to get free and reported the sluggish Rashid to facility staff.

Authorities arrived on the scene and could immediately tell that no woman above a 0.5 on the 10-point scale would express any interest in Rashid. Initially, he told police “I no kiss her, she kiss me.” Reportedly, he told the woman “Don’t be angry, I touch and kiss you because I feel comfortable with you.” It’s kinda important that she feels equally comfortable with you, Rashid, before you try shit like that.

When he realized that no one believed his lies, he admitted to one count of sexual assault. He was sentenced to eight months in jail suspended for one year, and has been banned from mixed-gender swimming and spa facilities. Now, if he goes to a steam room, the only kind of attention he’d be getting is probably not the kind he wants… oh, who am I kidding, even creepy old gay dudes have higher standards than that.

Tagged fat, fatass, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muhammad, muslim, muslims, Qur'an, Sharia, swimming pool, syria, UK

Apr 10 2013

Your Daily Muslim: Khalid Yasin

The blowjob was left out of the picture. Gotta keep this site PG-13.

UK Islamic preacher Khalid Yasin, like many homosexuals, has one thing on his mind: gay sex. He frequently gets banned from speaking at various venues once the organizers find out about his abhorrent beliefs. He claims homosexuality and gay sex are “aberrations” and “immoralities.” However, he sure can’t seem to shut up about them.

“The Qur’an gives a clear position regarding homosexuality, lesbianism, and bestiality… They are aberrations punishable by death.” Really? Did he just compare homosexuality to bestiality AND call for death to gays in the same quote?! Now I’ve seen plenty of crazy intolerance from Muslims, but this is among the worst. It shows not only a complete disregard for human rights but also a disturbing lack of education, especially considering Yasin lives in the United Kingdom, which has plenty of resources to educate people about LGBT equality.

“Allah cursed the women that looked like men and the men that looked like women,” Yasin stated. “The beard is a natural sign of manliness and it is a natural sign of distinguishing men from women. And among the companions of the Prophet, they used to not even look at a man who shaved his beard for fear they may have desire for him.” So… Muslims don’t shave because they don’t want to get gay raped? Honestly, from the looks and overall poor grooming (not just the beard) of most Muslims, no self-respecting gay man would go for a Muslim anyway despite the fact that Muslims are very good at bending over – they do it for Allah five times a day.

“There’s no such thing as a Muslim having a non-Muslim friend, so a non-Muslim could be your associate but they can’t be a friend. They’re not your friend because they don’t understand your religious principles and they cannot because they don’t understand your faith.” This quote of Yasin’s is backed by the Qur’an, which calls upon Muslims to not take non-believers as friends. See how tolerant and accepting Islam is?

Yasin has also made statements supporting Islamic sharia punishments, including amputation, lashing, and decapitation. “Then people can see, people without hands, people can see in public heads rolling down the street, people got [sic] their hands and feet from opposite sides chopped off and they see them crucified … They see people put up against the pole and see them get lashed in public. They see it, and because they see it, it acts as a deterrent for them because they say ‘I don’t want that to happen to me.’” Not even a single mention of the gross human rights violations inherent in those punishments. Not even a single mention of the “crimes” like homosexuality and premarital sex that one can get killed for. There’s a word for people like Yasin: uncivilized. “If you don’t have a people that is governed by Sharia, then you have a lawless people.” Uhh, I’m pretty sure everyone would prefer being lawless and whole to being sharia-compliant and dismembered.

Here’s one final bit of batshit insanity from Yasin: “Missionaries from the World Health Organisation and Christian groups … went into Africa and inoculated people for diphtheria, malaria, yellow fever and they put in the medicine the AIDS virus.” He claims at least five world governments conspired in the creation and distribution of the virus.

Islamic Homophobia Awareness Week will continue through the 14th. Tomorrow, a Muslim I posted about a while ago will return to YDM with even more crazy homophobia!

Tagged africa, aids, Anti-gay, anti-lgbt, Gay, harlem, homophobia, Imam, islam, islamic, muslim, muslims, Sharia, UK

Apr 07 2013

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Activists, Men, Pedophiles, Political Islam, Sexism, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Abu Muwahhid (Part 2)

Abu Muwahhid has returned to YDM for another intellectual curbstomping!

“The Qur’an is our constitution and prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is our leader.”

UK Islamic activist preacher Abu Muwahhid came onto my radar a couple months ago when I found his crazy ramblings on Facebook (see part 1.) If you thought what he said last time was nuts, you are in for an even bigger shock this time around. Calling this person seventh-century is giving him way too much credit. The morality of cavemen was more civilized than Muwahhid’s.

“The idea that men and women are equal does not come from Islam and is therefore incorrect.” If anyone else’s jaw dropped when you read that, good, that means you have a brain. For one, he’s basically saying that anything that does not come from Islam is incorrect. So basically Muwahhid’s saying that the theory of relativity, gravity, and Earth’s rotation around the sun are all false. Second, who said men and women weren’t equal? Oh yeah – primitives who haven’t even made it into the 20th century. Such horribly sexist rhetoric, for Muwahhid to espouse it, must come from Islam otherwise he wouldn’t believe it to be correct. Your move, Muwahhid. Oh, and good luck getting laid, I doubt any woman in the known universe would ever want to touch you for reasons other than just your ugly mug.

Muwahhid, however, adapted his mating strategy to cope with difficulties caused by his beliefs when trying to find a compatible, mature female. He looked to the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, as an example, then came up with this gem: “If you’ve reached puberty and are old enough to ‘fall in love’ and be in a ‘serious’ relationship, then you’re old enough to get married.” Note ‘reached’ puberty instead of ‘completed’ puberty. So Muwahhid likes ‘em young, or at least that’s what he’ll settle for. Islamic sharia, a doctrine created by a pedophile, authorizes child marriages. Muwahhid continued, saying that young girls should continue their education while married and study while performing their marital duties.

“We need to call people to Tawheed, and when they accept that they need to understand that we must worship Allah and live by His Sharia, and that as Muslims we have no choice in this at all. If they have the correct understanding of Tawheed they will realize that it is an obligation to live by the law of Allah, implement it and carry it to the world. And they will willingly want to live under the Islamic state, in ease or difficulty.” To those liberals who say that Muslims in the west don’t want to implement sharia law, what do you have to say to this? Muwahhid’s Facebook page has over 3400 fans – doesn’t seem particularly fringe, especially for a preacher who doesn’t even have an official pulpit. His logic, however, is deeply flawed: no one with a functioning brain would possibly want to live under Islamic sharia law.

“If there’s anything worth struggling for in this life, it’s sincerity and the pleasure of Allah.” What is it with Muslims like Muwahhid and pleasuring Allah? I mean, they already bend over for the dude five times a day, how many dicks does he have and doesn’t he get tired of doing anal? Important questions to ask, folks. Important questions.

Tagged crazy, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim, muslims, pedophile, Qur'an, Sexism, Sexist, Sharia, UK

Apr 03 2013

Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 2)

This can’t possibly end well.

For part 1, click here. This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

UK Muslim Taji Mustafa is at it again, this time talking about how Allah is always watching (what a perv) and voicing his support for getting choppy with people’s limbs. An outspoken hater of freedom, Mustafa would rather all people live in fear of being dismembered than give people the liberty to make their own decisions. “Here in the west, what do you find, what actually takes place? Instead of God-consciousness (taqwa), it’s this idea of ‘you’re free, you can do what you want, how you want, but by the way, there are some rules.’” Mustafa claims that the lack of taqwa in western society causes crime, because somehow paranoid delusions of a murderous dude in the sky named Allah will cause people not to be dicks to each other.

Mustafa criticizes cultural influences like rapper 50 Cent, who hasn’t been relevant for almost a decade, as being contributing factors to crime. While shitty rap music often does have sexist and violent lyrics, it pales in comparison to the grisly writings in the Qur’an. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Qur’an (5:33) “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides…”

Qur’an (8:12) “…I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their fingertips off them.”

Sahih Muslim (16:4131) “They were caught and brought to him (the Holy Prophet). He commanded about them, and (thus) their hands and feet were cut off and their eyes were gouged and then they were thrown in the sun, until they died.”

Qur’an (5:38-39) “The male thief, and the female thief, you shall mark, cut, or cut-off their hands/means as a recompense for what they earned, and to serve as a deterrent from God. God is Noble, Wise…”

Speaking of cutting off hands, what’s Mustafa’s stance on that? “[Absolutely... criminals] are taken out publicly and their hand is cut off. And when people walking around see this public punishment, they think, wow, I don’t want to [commit crime]. That sends a message in society! It’s a huge deterrent!” Mustafa’s logic simply doesn’t make sense. Plenty of countries, both Islamic and infidel, have the death penalty, yet crime is still rampant. Deterrence through barbarism isn’t effective. I’m guessing Mustafa, like many other Muslims, has a gore fetish: he sounds gleeful discussing the severing of limbs. “We should make no apologies about Islamic punishments being harsh.”

“We ask Allah to aid us in emulating the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.)” It’s almost as if Muslims are oblivious to the fact that Muhammad had sex with a 9-year-old girl… or maybe they’re just asking Allah for permission to do the same.

Tagged hizb-ut-tahrir, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim. muslims, Qur'an, sahih muslim, Sharia, UK

Mar 28 2013

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Men, Pedophiles, Rapists, Sexism, United Kingdom, Violence Against Women

Your Daily Muslim: Quasim Inayat

Fatass Quasim(odo) Inayat is the definition of desperate. Unable to get himself a girlfriend for a plethora of reasons, Inayat decided to do what all sorts of Muslims are doing across the UK: molest a teenage girl and a couple mentally-disabled women. After all, Muslims are entitled to the women of conquered nations as spoils of war… (Qur. 4:24)

Inayat began his rape rampage by targeting a 15-year-old girl. A longtime alcoholic himself (despite what his religion teaches about the substance), Inayat figured he could spare a little alcohol to perhaps satisfy his perverse sexual thirst. He stalked the victim in his car, then approached her and offered her alcohol. Being 14 and wanting to be cool, she drank, and next thing she knew she had ~2.5 inches of Muslim inside her.

A similar drama unfolded when Inayat approached two mentally-handicapped women, one of whom was on a bevy of meds and the other of whom was intellectually disabled (retarded.) Being fat and not very strong, Inayat realized a victim with her full faculties could prove a serious physical threat, so he targeted those he felt were most helpless.

During his trial, the prosecution explained Inayat’s extreme disdain for women, likely due to repeated rejection: “Inayat is a predatory sex offender who deliberately targeted young and vulnerable women for his own personal gratification. He displayed little or no regard for them as individuals, treating each with complete disdain.” Inayat has been sentenced to almost 8 years behind bars. See, Islam teaches men to respect women and doesn’t treat women as property… in other news, I’m Bill Gates.

Tagged islam, islamic, Jihad, muslim, muslims, rape, rape jihad, Sexism, Sharia, UK

Mar 26 2013

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Activists, Anti-LGBT, Men, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Taji Mustafa (Part 1)

Taji Mustafa sitting on a phallic object

YouTube Islamic evangelist Taji Mustafa is a few bricks short of a house, if you know what I mean. However, in his idiocy, he manages to highlight several things: 1) Islam and the secular, free west are not compatible, 2) Islam is intolerant, and 3) he likes to talk about gay people, and we all know what that means. He claims that Islam has a “clear and unchanging sense of right and wrong.” So he’s basically saying he’s fine with child marriages, beheading infidels, and hanging gays. Isn’t that “unchanging” part of Islamic morality so appetizing? He’s very clear about where Islam stands on these issues, claiming he believes the Qur’an was written by Allah and is the complete guide to a holy existence. Liberals, seriously, stop defending people like this and the crap they peddle, they aren’t going to modernize or integrate.

Mustafa claims that the secular position on same-sex marriage has changed and will continually change because secularism lacks the same rigidity as Islam. Well, for one, that’s a damn good thing. Also, the opposition to same-sex marriage seen in the 20th century west was largely based on religious doctrine, mainly Christian, while the truly secular (atheist/agnostic) perspective never raised any moral objection. “What’s next? Assisted suicide? Incest? Drugs?” Wait, a Muslim criticizing incest? That is just too rich. We see incestuous arranged marriages all the time in Islamic communities. In fact, studies have shown that there are dangerously high levels of inbreeding in the Pakistani community living in the UK.

“In the west, they engage on a dodgy balancing act, trying to balance individual freedoms, the pursuit of pleasure, and equality – and hardly considering the effects of their decisions on the wider society.” Well, at least we consider individual freedoms, the pursuit of pleasure, and equality, you seventh-century primitive. Mustafa then calls upon Muslims to challenge those who demand they stop living in the past. Yep, Muslims are totally willing to integrate and be a constructive part of Western society…

Mustafa explained how the prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, supported strong families by encouraging people to get married (including little girls – Muhammad married a 6-year-old) and maintaining ties with relatives (apparently marrying your cousin is one way to do this.)

“Islam’s clear prohibition of fornication, adultery, homosexuality – acts as a clear deterrent against people publicly violating the laws of Allah. Some say this is too harsh, that it is unfair. Is it unfair that Islam tries to protect a child from the devastating consequences of a broken home? Is it unfair that Islam tries to protect a wife from the distress of an adulterous husband?” Yeah, I think hanging dudes for boning other dudes is kinda harsh, don’t you? It’s also harsh that people aren’t allowed to bang or blow who they want – in Islam, the only blowing allowed is the kind where you send your body parts flying in 100 different directions.

“We do not abandon the laws of Allah for the sake of some so-called equality, so are we intolerant of same-sex marriage? …the real shame is that more people are not intolerant.” No, the real shame is that Mustafa hasn’t been greeted with a bombardment of #pigsbeuponhim or #gayporn4muhammad pictures on his evangelism group’s Facebook page.

Tagged dawah, Gay, incest, islam, islamic, Jihad, Koran, muslim, muslims, our prophet our honour, Qur'an, Sharia, UK

Mar 19 2013

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Activists, Sexism, United Kingdom, Women

Your Daily Muslim: Nazreen Nawaz

Nazreen Nawaz speaking at a Hizb-ut-Tahrir Britain rally

UK Muslim Dr. Nazreen Nawaz is the person behind the Women in the West for Khilafah movement and is a member of Hizb-ut-Tahrir, an Islamic movement with similar goals. The Khilafah, or caliphate, is the global Islamic state. In other words, Nawaz openly supports Islam’s conquest of the world. She’s also horribly sexist against her fellow women, likely out of a deep sense of self-hatred or jealousy that other women outclass her in every way.

In a debate discussing the subjugation of women in Islam and women in the UK converting to Islam, Nawaz said: “Poll after poll of Muslim women show increasing numbers of Muslim women wishing to live under the Islamic sharia laws.” On her Twitter, most of her posts are in Arabic, but all seem to be about the establishment of the Islamic state, including the forceful elimination (read: murder) of the enemies of Allah. She also enjoys bashing on capitalism.

“Indeed, it is placing the woman or the man in the position of law-maker within a state, rather than the Creator of the world, Allah, that results in the confused, defective organization of society, mass poverty, and the oppression of women that we witness today… we should focus our full attention to uprooting the flawed systems in our lands and establishing in their place the Khilafah that embodies sound solutions to mankind’s problems based upon the Laws of Allah.” So basically she’s saying “f the system, I want sharia.” Here’s the thing, Nazreen: under sharia, a woman must provide four devout Muslim male witnesses to prove she was raped. If she cannot, SHE will be tried for adultery. Also, women caught kissing their boyfriends before marriage (assuming there would even be any non-arranged marriages) would be caned, flogged, lashed, or what have you.

After an Islamic organization was banned from a British university’s campus for trying to segregate male and female students in an Islam-related lecture, Nawaz jumped to the organization’s defense. She stated “[the university has] the nerve to lecture Muslims about men-women interaction – when we see liberal values the cause of the total confusion of women and men’s roles, where the market forces have dictated the insatiable appetite for the objectification of women.” Women’s and men’s roles? Huh? What is this, the 19th century, or earlier? Lady, get with the frakking times, you don’t have to stay in the kitchen and be a homemaker anymore. We have this concept called gender equality in the west, it’s pretty awesome.

Nawaz continued, “Muslims don’t need to apologize for our deen (spirituality/faith) and certainly never must pander to the liberals!! Who would have us to sink in to their social quagmire!!” Liberals pander to Muslims all the time, what’s wrong with a little bit of pandering intercourse, huh, Nazi-reen? Or is it always a one-way street with Islamists? With folks like UK hate preacher Anjem Choudary leeching off of public benefits while contributing nothing to society aside from Muslim Patrol, rioting, and grooming gangs, the one-way street scenario with Islamists in the west seems to be a reality.

Nawaz’s view on recreational drug use is also disturbing. On that subject, she basically said that humans should surrender their entire free will to Allah: “This kind of craziness blows our minds, when people decide for themselves how to conduct their affairs then I guess it’s inevitable.”

Tagged crazy bitch, fat, hizb-ut-tahrir, islam, islamic, Jihad, muslim, muslims, Sharia, UK

Mar 13 2013

14 Comments

Activists, Anti-LGBT, Men, Sexism, United Kingdom

Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin

Eating pigs is haram, but what about being a pig?

Fat ginger kids are often bullied at school. Few deserve it. UK Muslim Jamaal Uddin, real name Jordan, is one of those few.

After being turned down by even the girls on the short bus, Uddin realized his life needed to change. Realizing he would never find a woman to love him, he found a copy of a child-porn fairytale called the Qur’an and started reading. After several sessions with the book and his hand, he was like, “this shit is awesome!” It was then that he turned from an outcast slob to a – wait, he’s still an outcast slob.

Uddin has stated that he believes that Saudi Arabia is more westernized than Britain. Yep, because forbidding women from driving is such a western thing. Before completely losing his mind and turning into a wannabe Muslim Patrol member, Uddin admitted he did “what a normal kuffar (infidel) does” like smoke weed, drink, and interact with girls though they immediately turned away in disgust. He realized that the munchies weren’t helping his waistline so he stopped smoking for his own health. He’s still absolutely hideous, though.

Jamaal’s grandmother told him that during her adolescence, homosexuality and prostitution were looked down on and were seen as diseases. He explained his view on the subject: “And now all of this is completely normal in today’s society. If we let the society go on like this, there will be no solution, so that is why it is inevitable Islam will dominate the world.” No solution to what? People being able to love who they want to? Islam is a religion of tolerance, surely it wouldn’t discriminate against homosexuals…? Uddin’s homophobia, possibly rooted in latent bisexuality, has also manifested itself in “sharia-controlled zone” posters he put up around London that forbid drinking, gambling, and pornography (except the Qur’an.)

Uddin was a member of Anjem Choudary‘s pro-sharia group, Muslims Against Crusades. The British government banned the group after some of its members were found preaching hate. Uddin commented: “They (the British government) say I preach hatred… and I say love the Muslim brothers and hate the kuffars. That is what Allah has told us, so when I say this I become an extremist?” Actually, Uddin, yeah, you do. No other religion commands its followers to isolate themselves from everyone else. Any ideology that is so blatantly anti-integration should be condemned as such. Uddin is an extremist. Islam is an extremist ideology.

Tagged Anjem Choudary, anti-lgbt, fat, fat ginger, ginger, homophobia, islam, islamic, Jihad, muslim, muslims, Sharia, UK, United Kingdom

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