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Your Daily Muslim: Jamaal Uddin

Eating pigs is haram, but what about being a pig?

Eating pigs is haram, but what about being a pig?

Fat ginger kids are often bullied at school. Few deserve it. UK Muslim Jamaal Uddin, real name Jordan, is one of those few.

After being turned down by even the girls on the short bus, Uddin realized his life needed to change. Realizing he would never find a woman to love him, he found a copy of a child-porn fairytale called the Qur’an and started reading. After several sessions with the book and his hand, he was like, “this shit is awesome!” It was then that he turned from an outcast slob to a – wait, he’s still an outcast slob.

Uddin has stated that he believes that Saudi Arabia is more westernized than Britain. Yep, because forbidding women from driving is such a western thing. Before completely losing his mind and turning into a wannabe Muslim Patrol member, Uddin admitted he did “what a normal kuffar (infidel) does” like smoke weed, drink, and interact with girls though they immediately turned away in disgust. He realized that the munchies weren’t helping his waistline so he stopped smoking for his own health. He’s still absolutely hideous, though.

Jamaal’s grandmother told him that during her adolescence, homosexuality and prostitution were looked down on and were seen as diseases. He explained his view on the subject: “And now all of this is completely normal in today’s society. If we let the society go on like this, there will be no solution, so that is why it is inevitable Islam will dominate the world.” No solution to what? People being able to love who they want to? Islam is a religion of tolerance, surely it wouldn’t discriminate against homosexuals…? Uddin’s homophobia, possibly rooted in latent bisexuality, has also manifested itself in “sharia-controlled zone” posters he put up around London that forbid drinking, gambling, and pornography (except the Qur’an.)

Uddin was a member of Anjem Choudary‘s pro-sharia group, Muslims Against Crusades. The British government banned the group after some of its members were found preaching hate. Uddin commented: “They (the British government) say I preach hatred… and I say love the Muslim brothers and hate the kuffars. That is what Allah has told us, so when I say this I become an extremist?” Actually, Uddin, yeah, you do. No other religion commands its followers to isolate themselves from everyone else. Any ideology that is so blatantly anti-integration should be condemned as such. Uddin is an extremist. Islam is an extremist ideology.

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Your Daily Muslim: Abdul Muhid

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky...

Abdul Muhid is more than a bit porky…

“[Muslim Patrol] is not going to stop. There are many teams out there. God almighty said the best Muslim is one that goes out and commands what is good and forbids what is evil.”

In early 2013, some wild Quranimals in the UK grabbed a video camera and harassed people on the street for not complying with sharia. They told people to leave the areas they were in because they were “Muslim areas.” The Muslims, known as “Muslim Patrol,” knocked people’s drinks out of their hands, mocked homosexuals and unveiled women, and vandalized advertisements that featured unveiled women. Many members of the Patrol were arrested after the videos went viral and police tracked down the suspects. Abdul Muhid is a member of the Patrol, and the group’s seventh video just leaked.

In the video, which is a declaration of war upon non-Muslims (kuffar), Muhid hides his face with a bandana, looking like a garden-variety thug. The Patrol added in sounds of guns cocking and firing at random points during Muhid’s rambling to make the message more intimidating. “You kuffar, you can go to hell… Christianity can go to hell.” Wow, Muhid, you make a clearly reasonable argument about your intense dislike of non-Muslims.

Muhid set up a website, muslimprisoners.com for his fellow jihadis to network while imprisoned. Among its users are the likes of terror clerics Abu Qatada and Abu Hamza, as well as many attempted bombers. On the site, Muhid praises his “brothers” in jihad while simultaneously complaining about how Muslims face difficulty in clearing their name of criminal charges. Maybe it’s because… they’re criminals??? Shocker…

Muhid claims the Muslim Patrol is fighting against “naked women,” prostitution, and all sorts of other things forbidden in Islam. He throws around a shit-ton of “Allahu akbar”s, to the point where one would question whether or not he was about to make like the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow.”)

Though he opposes naked women, Muhid doesn’t have a problem with naked girls. He was arrested for repeatedly molesting a 15-year-old girl in 2011. At the time of his arrest, his huge stash of child porn was found. Several copies of the Qur’an were in that stash. Though he claims to vehemently oppose alcohol, Muhid gave the girl alcohol whenever he was with her. Why he was granted parole is truly a mystery. He lives off the government due to perpetual unemployment and is constantly in trouble with the law. Why hasn’t Britain expelled the rat?!

In 2007, Muhid was arrested for calling for the murder of a Danish cartoonist who drew images of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) At the rally, Muhid led chants along the lines of “annihilate those who insult Islam.” He has a bitter grudge against the police, saying “the police can go to hell.” He also chanted, “bomb, bomb the UK!” If there is a hell and for whatever reason the police go there, I’m sure they’ll see Muhid there.

“We are coming. You cannot stop us. The kuffar cannot stop us! We will implement Islam upon your own necks!”

This is war.

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Your Daily Muslim: Rema Beauty Begum

The scene of Rema Beauty Begum's death

The scene of Rema Beauty Begum’s death

Rema Beauty Begum was a 29-year-old Muslim woman from the UK. After a job interview, Begum called her mother and had a glass of wine. Everything seemed fine, but then she jumped 80 feet to her death.

Why did Beauty decide to become Splattered Beauty? Islam. Though she lived alone and had become Westernized, her Muslim family had not. After getting fired for a conflict with her manager, Begum had no source of income. She spoke to several of her friends and decided to move back in with her parents. She told her friends that she felt she wouldn’t go to paradise because of her lifestyle, and she wanted to live a more Islamic life. In other words, she believed she had committed horrible acts because she enjoyed herself. One friend even said Begum feared being punished by Allah for not stringently following the Qur’an.

Members of the local Muslim community notified Begum’s family of the fact that she had slept with non-Muslim men while living by herself. Apparently Muslims have to be all up in everybody’s shit to ensure no one displeases their invisible supernatural entity. Begum also received numerous messages harassing her for not basing her entire life around an ancient book. Begum became depressed and stopped going out, feeling both potentially threatened by Muslims and guilty for her disobedience of Allah. She tried hanging herself, but was found and taken to a hospital for treatment. The day after she was released, she jumped. It has not been reported whether or not she screamed “72 dicks!!!” on her way down, though sadistic Allah probably wouldn’t consider her final act to be one of martyrdom anyway.

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Your Daily Muslim: Shamim Akhtar

Note the impending facepalm in the background.

Note the impending facepalm in the background.

Shamim Akhtar is an overbearing Islamic mother and grandmother from the UK who somewhat resembles an ogre. A 59-year-old mother to eight children, Akhtar insisted upon arranging a marriage for her daughter, Naila Afsar. The man Akhtar chose for Naila was none other than Naila’s own cousin. After a very brief period in which the would-be couple got to know each other, Naila was sufficiently weirded out and told her mother she was looking to date other men.

Akhtar wasn’t having any of that, so she contacted one of her sons and sons-in-law. Naila married another man, and the family trio’s attempts to threaten the couple by breaking into their apartment were unsuccessful. Naila’s brother hit her for having brought “shame and disgrace on the family.” I’d say incest is much more disgraceful than marrying someone you love… oh wait, we’re dealing with Islam here, incest is pretty tame for the crazy shit that’s to be expected.

Akhtar told her daughter, “you’re worse than a prostitute, you should be killed,” for marrying outside of the arrangement. While Naila was trying to repair relations with her family, Akhtar, her son, and her son-in-law drugged Naila and put her in the back of a car to attempt to take her back to their home. A police officer pulled the vehicle over and the three attempted kidnappers were taken into custody.

The three were tried and convicted. Each received 4-5 years behind bars.

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Your Daily Muslim: Shamrez Rashid

Shamrez Rashid

UK Muslim Shamrez (not to be confused with Shamwow) Rashid is the latest in a long line of Muslims who fail to understand the concept of gender equality. Being kinda pudgy, Rashid wasn’t having much luck with women. So, he and a few of his Muslim friends decided to pick up (read: kidnap) two teenage girls, 15 and 16 years old, respectively. They took the girls to a crappy motel and raped them as part of their Eid festivities.

Here’s where it gets REALLY effed: Rashid, in his testimony, made himself sound like some sort of chivalrous gentleman because he and his friends “treated them as guests” while the girls “gave [the Muslims sex].” Talk about being a bad host.

Rashid’s arrogance showed through again during his testimony, when he claimed the girls enjoyed having sex with the men. One problem with that, Rashid: the sex wasn’t consented to, you primitive dipshit! I’ve seen pictures of all those men, and no woman would want to get anywhere near them – they were all fugly as hell and looked like they hadn’t bathed or groomed themselves in weeks!

Rashid and his friends were convicted. Some Muslim onlookers in the courtroom booed and heckled the judge when he handed down his verdict. Rape perpetrated by Muslim immigrants is a growing problem in Europe; in Oslo, Norway, 100% of rapes are reported to be committed by Muslim immigrants… and somehow we’re all supposed to believe that Islam is the religion of peace and respects women. I don’t think I can roll my eyes enough.

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Your Daily Muslim: Anjem Choudary

Anjem Choudary was a normal guy when he was younger. He smoked, he drank, and lived a rather typical lifestyle for a citizen of the UK despite his Islamic faith. However, that faith soon turned his lifestyle upside down – Choudary went from being a regular dude to a rabid hate preacher.

Basically, Choudary goes around telling teenagers their hands should be removed for stealing packs of gum, and tells women they should be beaten for their disobedience of a book written in the 7th century. He even leads the group Islam4UK, which wants to codify Islamic barbarism in place of UK law. Now, if Islam didn’t have legal protections because it’s a religion, don’t you think he’d be arrested for inciting violence?

His anti-adultery stance likely has deep roots in his past – with looks like his, I wouldn’t blame anyone for cheating on him.

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Your Daily Muslim: Sara Ege

Sara Ege

During the few moments of her day she wasn’t being beaten (Qur. 4:34), Sara Ege was teaching her 7-year-old son Yaseen how to recite verses from the Qur’an. However, Yaseen was allergic to bullshit and thus his body was unable to process the ancient literature. Sara killed Yaseen for his inability to memorize and recite verses about pedophilia, rape, decapitation, and all that other amazing shit in the Qur’an.

FrontPageMag has the full story

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