During the few moments of her day she wasn’t being beaten (Qur. 4:34), Sara Ege was teaching her 7-year-old son Yaseen how to recite verses from the Qur’an. However, Yaseen was allergic to bullshit and thus his body was unable to process the ancient literature. Sara killed Yaseen for his inability to memorize and recite verses about pedophilia, rape, decapitation, and all that other amazing shit in the Qur’an.