Abdullah al-Asiri: Submissive twink power bottom preparing his anus for jihad!
Abdullah al-Asiri was a Saudi Islamic jihadi whose acts inspired an interesting fatwa from cleric Abu al-Dema al-Qasab: that sodomy is allowed to enable the anus to contain explosives for jihad. This is a rather difficult endeavor as Islamic radicals are already full of shit, leaving little room for any sort of explosive device. Despite being so repulsive that no gay man with any standards would touch him, Abdullah al-Asiri underwent months of “stretching” so he could make like Ke$ha and “Blow” (not referring to a penis in this instance) in an attempt to kill a Saudi political figure. However, only al-Asiri was killed in the explosion.
Gay Muslims everywhere were overjoyed at al-Qasab’s fatwa – now when they explode, they can do so on each other’s faces and inside each other (use a condom, folks) all in the name of Allah. Hey, it counts for Jihad as long as they’re still exploding in some way, right? Anyway, it should be fairly obvious that both al-Asiri and al-Qasab fantasize about getting double penetrated during their five daily floor-licking sessions in which they assume the position.