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Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Asiri and Abu al-Dema al-Qasab


Abdullah al-Asiri: Submissive twink power bottom preparing his anus for jihad!

Abdullah al-Asiri was a Saudi Islamic jihadi whose acts inspired an interesting fatwa from cleric Abu al-Dema al-Qasab: that sodomy is allowed to enable the anus to contain explosives for jihad. This is a rather difficult endeavor as Islamic radicals are already full of shit, leaving little room for any sort of explosive device. Despite being so repulsive that no gay man with any standards would touch him, Abdullah al-Asiri underwent months of “stretching” so he could make like Ke$ha and “Blow” (not referring to a penis in this instance) in an attempt to kill a Saudi political figure. However, only al-Asiri was killed in the explosion.

Gay Muslims everywhere were overjoyed at al-Qasab’s fatwa – now when they explode, they can do so on each other’s faces and inside each other (use a condom, folks) all in the name of Allah. Hey, it counts for Jihad as long as they’re still exploding in some way, right? Anyway, it should be fairly obvious that both al-Asiri and al-Qasab fantasize about getting double penetrated during their five daily floor-licking sessions in which they assume the position.

9 comments on “Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Asiri and Abu al-Dema al-Qasab

  1. […] – it’s called being a power bottom, that’s all. There are plenty of those, like Abdullah al-Asiri, who put his God-given bottoming talent to use for his bloodthirsty […]

  2. […] “Women in Palestine play a great role in raising their children, and in encouraging them to wage jihad for the sake of Allah. This is absolutely the most glorious thing a woman can do.” Osama calls upon wives to support their husbands’ jihad operations, including helping them prepare their materials and/or their anuses. […]

  3. […] God willing.” Let’s see, how have Muslims been creative in their jihad thus far: anal explosives, breast-milk indoctrination, anthrax, and birth jihad. I doubt there are really any forms of jihad […]

  4. […] In Islam, this could be excused because they were attacking an infidel, and numerous clerics like Abu al-Dema al-Qasab have issued fatwas saying that a sin is excused if it prevents a greater sin. In this case, failing […]

  5. Having trouble making up something as funny as this true news !

  6. […] Muslim Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri, however, designed a bomb that fit nice and snug inside his brother Abdullah’s […]

  7. The fact that sodomy is considered a sin, and yet they spent months or longer designing their anus bombs, and helping each other stretch out their anus’s to take it up the butt for the team is both alarming and hysterical. I can see them bent over with their gowns hiked up, groaning for Allah, getting sexual pleasure from each other thinking about all the women and children they are going to kill with the butt bombs. It’s surreal how these particular people think. Don’t you get hanged by the neck until you are dead in Saudi Arabia for sodomy? I guess irony is lost on them.

  8. […] of you have heard of the infamous “anal jihad” fatwa by now. For those who haven’t, it’s a fatwa that turns gay sex from being forbidden to […]

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