Egyptian-born Mostafa Kamel-humper Mostafa, also known as Abu Hamza al-Masri, has pleaded not guilty on terrorism charges after being extradited to the US. Other than the fact that he is a Muslim, there are multiple reasons why no one should believe him:

1) Taqiyya, the Islamic doctrine that lying is fine if done for the sake of promoting Islam, would authorize him to lie.

2) He is believed to have been involved in not one, but two terrorist plots: one involving kidnapping tourists in Yemen and the other involving the establishment of a terror training camp in Oregon. (You have to admit, Oregon makes sense as a place to train terrorists – it’s infested with leftist hipsters whose heads are so far up their asses they think they can see the sun. They’d never acknowledge Islamic enclaves as the source of terrorism if such an enclave were to explode in their face.)

3) His arms were partially blown off in an explosion. A Muslim? Around explosives? NO WAY! One of his hands was replaced by a hook, which he has become known for. It is rumored Kamel-humper used the hook to land a role as Captain Hook in a play while in Oregon, but became homophobic and violent toward his male co-stars upon realizing there are no straight men in theater.

Aside from his terrorism career, Kamel-humper is a preacher based in the UK known for giving “fiery” speeches. I’m guessing that has something to do with people blowing themselves up or a related subject.