Egyptian Islamic cleric Yousuf al-Badri is a prime example of what happens when a Muslim becomes senile. Resembling Santa Claus after a disastrous makeover, al-Badri has preached against all sorts of things ranging from Israel to lingerie. You know what they say, he who doth protest… I bet there’s some real kinky shit in al-Badri’s closet.
On lingerie: al-Badri believes that stores that advertise women’s lingerie or sell women’s clothing in the same section as men’s garments undermine “cultural legitimacy.” On the other hand, those stores do give pervs like him the ability to look at lingerie without being looked at as that creepy old dude who fondles the bras and mannequins in Victoria’s Secret.
On female genital mutilation: Like any dirty old man, al-Badri loves to talk about vaginas. As part of a religious committee ruling on the legality of female circumcision, al-Badri stated: “I urge you, for the love of God, not to leave Islam to the mercy of those who want to make licit or illicit, as they wish, principles which have been in place for 14 centuries.” People also believed the world was flat for centuries, but that principle has since been proven wrong. Islam, take a hint from the civilized world and stop mutilating girls.
On marital rape: “In Islam, the marriage contract is a contract of pleasure, which allows both the husband and wife to derive pleasure from one another. So if deriving pleasure lies at the core of the contract, how can we possibly call it rape when a husband derives pleasure from his wife?!” He then went on to say that if a wife refuses her husband’s sexual advances, she will incur the wrath of Allah upon her. Of all the crazy shit I’ve heard Islamic clerics say, that probably takes the cake. Watch for yourself – it will make you sick to your stomach. Think of how many women around the world are in marriages like al-Badri describes…
On Israel and the US: “The nuclear bombs of Iran and Pakistan should be bombs against Israel. We shall chant as we did in Tehran: ‘Death to Israel. Death to America.'” Liberals need to wake up and smell the jihad (it really stinks ’cause jihadis bathe less often than even liberals do!)
On Maher el-Gowhary, a former Muslim who converted to Christianity: al-Badri called for the “shedding of his blood.” This resulted in a mob surrounding him and attempting to behead him. el-Gowhary and his family live in hiding due to numerous fatwas from batshit insane clerics.