Wafa al-Biss is the definition of crazy bitch. After realizing no man would ever love her naked flesh, she decided the best use of her talentless self would be to blow up an Israeli hospital. While crossing the border from Gaza into Israeli-controlled territory seeking treatment for burns (likely acquired from an attempt to make a fan video for Ke$ha’s “Blow”, the theme song of Islam), al-Piss tried to detonate an explosive vest she had put on underneath her Nazgul costume, but it failed. Her ruse was exposed and she was subsequently arrested and incarcerated. Despite her craving for 72 dicks in her throat, al-Piss would have to spend several years behind bars.
al-Piss had this to say upon her arrest: “My dream was to be a martyr. I believe in death. Today I wanted to blow myself up in a hospital, maybe even in the one in which I was treated. But since lots of Arabs come to be treated there, I decided I would go to another, maybe the Tel Hashomer, near Tel Aviv. I wanted to kill 20, 50 Jews…”
al-Piss was released as part of the Gilad Shalit prisoner exchange. After being released, she demonstrated she hadn’t been rehabilitated at all; in fact, she still wore the Nazgul costume (albeit a slightly less gothic version) and told her Palestinian jihadi brothers to keep fighting the Israelis and that “[she] would be a suicide bomber three times over if [she] could.”