Egyptian Islamic cleric Abd al-Fatass Abu Zayd is a sad, sad case. A borderline-obese man who can’t even convince his wife to give him any, Zayd turned to the internet and his hand for relief. It was then that he stumbled upon a most peculiar conspiracy from the “Elders of Zion”: Jews were using pornography to manipulate horny Muslims!
Due to the oppressive nature of Islamic culture, men in Islamic countries have very few opportunities aside from arranged marriages and rape to get some T & A. Thus, many begin watching porn. Or maybe it’s because they’re men and that’s a normal thing for men to do, even when they’re married. (Get over it, gals, he still loves you but sometimes he needs some “himself time.”)
Anyway, Zayd calls Jews the “enemies of Allah” and said the main purpose of pornography was to “corrupt the nations of Muhammad.” If enjoyment of naked people is a corrupting influence and makes people into Allah’s enemies, then an overwhelming majority of men with internet access and functioning genitalia aren’t on Allah’s side.