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Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad al-Suhayli

Ahmad al-Suhayli asked Allah for a teleprompter, but has yet to receive one.

Ahmad al-Suhayli asked Allah for a teleprompter, but has yet to receive one.

Tunisian Islamic cleric Ahmad al-Suhayli is yet another crazy Muslim who hates Jews. He claims that Allah transformed Jews into apes for rebelling against divine authority. He also stated “In modern times, this accursed gang gathered once again in Palestine, by means of deception and trickery.” Jews don’t do “gangs,” unless you count Wall Street and Hollywood as gangs. Look at the border between Israel and Gaza. There’s plenty of gangs there, some of which are armed with rockets while others just have rocks. None of them are Jewish.

al-Suhayli continued, saying “Oh Allah, just like you destroyed the people of ‘Aad and Thamud, destroy this gang of Jews. Strike them with a deterring force that will destroy them.” Allah, good luck with that, bro, you’ll have to be real first in order to do anything. Second, Israel has a shit-ton of weapons. They’ll kick your sorry ass.

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