Your Daily Muslim: Elfi Yaghi

Elfi Yaghi, not sure whether to raise baby Jihad or eat him as a fourth lunch

Elfi Yaghi, not sure whether to raise baby Jihad or eat him as a fourth lunch

Despite being the size of ~3.8 women, German Elfi Yaghi still managed to find a way to serve her crazy god Allah after her stint as a sumo wrestler came to an end. 538-lb. Yaghi has popped fourteen children out of her cavernous uterus. Since she is Muslim, it is impossible to discern whether the majority of her weight consists of fat or explosives. Due to her diabetes and a metabolic disorder, many of her children have come out being super-sized like their mother.

Yaghi named her fourteenth child, a boy born of record weight in Germany, “Jihad.” Baby Jihad drew the attention of media, and Yaghi remained silent on her choice of name. Naming children “Jihad”… damn, Muslims are getting bold! I wonder how many of Yaghi’s brood I’ll end up writing about in years to come when they engage in typical Islamic activities like honor killings and suicide bombing. Muslim kids these days… they sure blow up fast.

3 comments on “Your Daily Muslim: Elfi Yaghi

  1. […] Barijiyah is a typical Palestinian mother, well, plus a few pounds but still nowhere near Elfi Yaghi in that regard. When not engorging herself, she raises her children and, like a lot of […]

  2. […] been creative in their jihad thus far: anal explosives, breast-milk indoctrination, anthrax, and birth jihad. I doubt there are really any forms of jihad that have yet to be […]

  3. […] Bouchra Bagour is a master of taqiyya, the principle of lying to advance Islam. Douchera, like Elfi Yaghi, named her son Jihad, who is now three years old. Jihad was born on September 11. Always ready to […]

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