Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari

Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari came to the US from Saudi Arabia to attend college and study chemical engineering. Like boatloads of other Muslim immigrants before him, the real focus of his studies was how to construct IEDs. He definitely picked the wrong state to attempt to purchase weird chemicals and build explosives in, though.

While attending Texas Tech, Aldawsari wrote a blog discussing his plans for jihad. Neighbors became suspicious of him, and an investigation was launched. It didn’t take long for authorities to figure out the crazy Muslim was gonna try to act out his religion’s theme song (“Blow” by Ke$ha), and Aldawsari was arrested. Aldawsari’s list of targets included the following:

Aldawsari will now be spending the rest of his life behind bars. He’d better prepare himself for the jihad his raging cellmate Bubba will wage on his rectum.