Babies are sexy beasts. So sexy, in fact, that men feel an uncontrollable urge to rape them. At least, this is, according to Saudi sheikh Abdullah Daoud. Horny and unable to keep his hand out of the proverbial cookie jar, Daoud issued a fatwa in an attempt to curb the temptations he was facing: baby girls must wear the burqa (full face veil.)
Daoud was very forward when asked to explain his fatwa: he cited statistics regarding child rape as justification for veiling babies. The thing is, Daoud’s probably responsible for a ton of those rapes, and we all know that plenty of Muslims like ’em young since they think Muhammad (pigs be upon him) was a moral and behavioral exemplar and he was all about that prepubescent pussy.
Daoud’s fatwa drew widespread criticism, including one sheikh’s comment that it “made Sharia look bad.” Actually, I think the burqa in general makes sharia look bad, along with the severed limbs, hanged gays, and flogged women.