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Your Daily Muslim: Adel Almi

Adel Almi, seen demonstrating his orgasm, has a major case of gayface

Adel Almi, seen demonstrating his orgasm, has a major case of gayface

What a miserable, self-loathing mess one must have to be to be both gay and a hardline Islamist. Adel Almi is one such individual. A Tunisian Salafi Islamic cleric, Almi recently made public his hatred of exposed boobs. What kind of dude doesn’t want to look at naked boobs? Oh wait, a gay one.

After seeing a picture of a Tunisian activist, Amina, who took off her shirt and posed for pictures with the words “F*ck your morals” written on her body in opposition to Islamism, Almi decided something had to be done because seeing boobs had killed his boner. He called for Amina to be sentenced to death under the sharia: “According to God’s law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic.” Oh no, an epidemic of naked boobs…

FEMEN, the group Amina is a part of, was recently victimized by Islamic hackers as a response to Amina’s protest. The hackers wrote: “Thanks to God we have hacked this immoral page and the best is yet to come.” The best will only come when the sexist oppression of Islam is obliterated once and for all. Also, it’s kind of astounding the number of Muslim men like Almi who apparently hate naked boobs but also say that gays should be hanged… hypocrites much?

After receiving numerous threats, Amina decided to hide out at a friend’s house, according to a representative from FEMEN. However, no one in the media has heard from Amina herself, raising some questions as to her safety and her true whereabouts.

“She is like someone suffering from a serious and contagious illness and she must be secluded and treated,” Almi stated. Freedom of expression and of identity are contagious. Hopefully more and more brave souls like Amina start speaking out.

3 comments on “Your Daily Muslim: Adel Almi

  1. Oh this is the one that should get the medal of Muslim of the Month.

    And if you had that picture for captioning contest, I would write “Insert d*ck here” and point to his mouth with an arrow (:

  2. Actually how are the fist dragging muslims going to lash her, stone her to death, quarantine her and treat her ‘illness’ all at the same time. That is really too confusing for 7th century slaves to their leader.

  3. What a bunch of perverted f****!!! Do they not know that we know what they preach, love, tolerance, freedom of religon, etc, etc, that we also see what they do is a total opposite?? What hypocrites. People should take that Quran and wipe their asses with it. What a bunch of fucks. Islam is a cult!!! It comes from SATAN!!!

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