Major case of gay face, and his eyes look like he just came off a weekend of poppers, booze, and cocaine

I wasn’t sure how I should celebrate the 6-month anniversary of this site. I knew I wanted the post to be extreme and shocking, but a lot of the stories I investigated as possible candidates didn’t really stand out… then I read about Kuwaiti Islamist Dr. Sad al-Inzi and knew I had found something to commemorate the 6-month mark perfectly.

al-Inzi has more than a bit of penis envy. In an interview, he discussed why men must cover between the navel and the knee under sharia law – why does he care? Because he’s way outclassed down there by like everyone else, ever. Even that weird-looking female bodybuilder at your gym. After experiencing endless shame at the hands of his fellow closet-cases for his lack of size, al-Inzi decided to lash out at them. The result was one of the most horrific anti-LGBT speeches in the history of humanity.

al-Inzi condemned massage parlors, which are notorious in the middle east as places for gays to get laid. He claimed that up to 90% of massage parlors, which are gender-segregated like the rest of Islamic society, had gay sex going on in them. Well no shit, when you make a place for dudes to be naked around other dudes, who do you think is gonna go and what do you think is gonna happen there?

“Imagine that a woman gets undressed, and in walks a butch masseuse, who gets on with it – this might cause many moral problems.” Yes, because consensual sex is such a huge moral problem… seriously, do these Islamists have no idea how idiotic they sound when they talk? “When a person commits an abominable act, like homosexuality, for example, or lesbianism, in the case of women’s parlors – this constitutes ‘spreading corruption in the land,’ and should be punished by death.” Thank you for the clarification, al-Inzi, that you are either a virgin or a world-class hypocrite. As for putting people to death for gay sex, the only reason I can think of for wanting to kill someone for that was if they used teeth or gave you an STD. (Wrap it before you tap it, folks!)

Now here’s the really scary part: “According to Islamic law, a homosexual should be thrown from a tall building… To be honest, death is too good for them. They should be gathered in a public place, where they would be flogged and tortured, so the truth about these people is made clear and they serve as a lesson to others, because they are an epidemic plaguing society.” Public flogging? Damn, that is some kinky shit right there. Homosexuality, however, isn’t the epidemic plaguing Kuwaiti society – Islam is. Homosexuality doesn’t cause people to throw others from the tops of buildings, sharia does. Islamists love killing everything that doesn’t conform to their very narrow worldview.

“Below my office, there is a parlor – not a massage parlor – not a massage parlor, but a hair salon. I saw some of the owners when I was driving by – they looked really weird. You couldn’t tell whether they were men or women. In addition, what they do there is also perverse. They put up their hair in a very peculiar and queer way.” al-Inzi would have a hell of a time in San Francisco or Seattle, where everyone is some sort of bizarre gender-confused hippie.