OH GOD IT’S A HIPSTER MUSLIM. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

Happy 4th of July to all the American readers out there! What better way to celebrate America than with a YDM post about a Texan Muslim?

Teenagers often like to act out for attention. Unfortunately, 18-year-old Malak Abdallahi’s method of doing so involved insisting on carrying a Palestinian flag at her high school graduation. Palestine is not an official country, yet after persistent attempts from Abdallahi to carry the flag, administrators granted her request. When asked if she wanted to carry an actual country’s flag, she snapped at one of the men, saying that she would refuse to carry an Israeli flag. Of course, her polarized one-track mind immediately jumped to Israel – this is typical of activist “Palestinian” Muslims.

“I cried. I felt so Palestinian. You can go to Palestine or any other place and eat their food and breathe their air, but it’s not until you do something in their name that you feel that pride.” She carried the flag, and of course, wore the hideous Islamic ninja costume while doing so.

Despite her pride in being a “Palestinian” Muslim, she sure as hell isn’t a very good one. For one, her Facebook lists her as having attended the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry from Harry Potter – if such a statement outrages fundamentalist Christians (which it all too often does), one can only imagine the outbursts that fanatical Muslims would have to such awful heresy. Also, she is a budding fashionista despite her very limited wardrobe, a consequence of being a victim of the brainwashing of Islam. She plucks her eyebrows, which is condemned in the Hadith.

Speaking of Abdallahi’s fashion sense, she runs a Facebook page promoting hideous Islamic trends like wearing ninja costumes and bedsheets. Her art, which is featured on her fashion-centric blog, includes a picture of herself as a topless semi-anthropomorphized lion – now that’s more than kinda bizarre.