She looks really happy.

The “dirty old pervert” stereotype exists for a reason. Iraqi Muslim Musali Mohammed al-Mujamaie definitely lends to that stereotype. The 92-year-old recently entered into an arranged marriage – with a woman 70 years younger than himself. Hey, for Islamic standards, 22 is marrying really late – child marriages, like that of the prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him), are fairly common in Islamic communities.

“I feel like a 20-year-old,” al-Mujamaie exclaimed on his wedding day. Yes, because three varieties of arthritis and erectile dysfunction definitely make you feel 20. His bride is probably hoping her husband with one foot in the grave croaks – she may not have been a gold digger before, but now she has no excuse to not be one. Unfortunately for her, al-Mujamaie is a farmer and probably owns a few livestock. Then again, some Muslims think farm animals are worth infinitely more than they actually are.

al-Mujamaie is father to 16 children with his first wife, who passed away three years ago. Hopefully those children don’t end up becoming sixteen future YDM posts.