Muhammad, pigs be upon him, “married” a girl named Aisha when she was six and molested her when she was nine. To Muslims, that is the perfect love story, and Muhammad is the ideal man. That considered, it’s no wonder Muslim Mohammed Mahmoud Omar Mefleh decided to try to get himself some underage vagina. Considering his and his accomplice’s last names, Lebanon is almost 100% the “undisclosed foreign country” news reports say they are from. Why the Lebanese are training their soldiers in Missouri is unknown.
When not on the base they were training at, Mefleh and Antoine Chlela, another Muslim soldier from his home country (again, presume Lebanon) decided to go out for a drive. Instead of hitting up local tourist attractions or even witnessing the waddling absurdity of Wal-Martians firsthand, the Muslims decided to follow their lower urges. Muzzies gotta muzz, after all, even when in uniform. The two men drove around a suburban neighborhood until they saw what they thought was a gift from Allah: a 12-year-old girl playing with her sibling in her front yard. The girl’s parents were nowhere in sight, and though she was a bit older than Aisha, Mefleh and Chlela figured she was the best they’d be able to get. They slowed down and approached the innocent child, who turned to face them as they rolled down the window.
Mefleh asked the girl to come into the car with him, and when she refused, Chlela tried. The men circled around and tried again and again, to no avail. Then it got graphic. Mefleh and Chlela began asking the girl and her sibling outright for sexual favors, and wouldn’t take no for an answer. Realizing that Muslims aren’t the peaceful, tolerant, everyday folk the liberal media wanted her to believe they are, the girl fled inside. Her sibling followed right behind before calling the police on the predators. Mefleh and Chlela were both arrested and are being held on $200,000 bond. They are exempt from diplomatic immunity because they are guests, not diplomats, and will be charged and tried unless strings are pulled. Hey, Barack Hussein Obama, don’t get any ideas.