Australia, like the rest of the world, has a crazy Muslim problem. This week on Your Daily Muslim, I’ll cover seven Muslims from the land down under whose presence in western society should raise some eyebrows. Without further ado, let’s meet Soumayya Darwich, the first of those seven Muslims!

Soumayya Darwich pretending she’s a trained ninja assassin

The ninja Soumayya Darwich hides her face because of how shameful her beliefs are. Instead of walking around in public with her (likely ugly) face exposed for all to laugh at, she covers it, knowing if she were ever publicly called out for her beliefs, the hounding she would receive by patriotic Australians would be relentless. Darwich (which isn’t a type of sandwich) doesn’t get out much, and instead sits on Facebook praising terrorists and harassing counterjihad activists. Instead of contributing something positive to the society in which she lives, she remains dead-set on dragging the world back to the seventh century.

Dunya = the physical world.

“Loool got blocked from commenting on the ADL (Australian Defence league) page,” Darwich posted on her Facebook wall. The Australian Defence League is a counterjihad group dedicated to preserving Australian culture and values, and combating creeping Islamization. “They couldn’t face the truth that they’re all a bunch of sad flops that nobody cares about. As soon as somebody speaks up against them and proves them wrong they block you lool. They all need they’re [sic] heads kicked in…” Wow, that’s peaceful, kicking people’s heads in for opposing your religion. By her expression of a desire to commit an act of violence, Darwich totally just proved the ADL right about the violent nature of Islam and its followers. “Wish I can find out who is behind that page,” Darwich then wrote in a comment. Another Muslimah told her to make a “fake kaffir (infidel) account” and try to gain their trust and become an admin to see who the other admins are.

“Brothers and sisters voting in this weekends democratic election is HARAM!!!” Darwich also wrote. Muslims are taught that supporting non-Muslim governments is forbidden (haram).

“No matter how big our houses, how expensive our cars and clothes are, our graves will still be the same!” Darwich wrote. Uhh, if our graves are all the same, why not try to have an awesome life beforehand? Logic is lost on this Muslimah, who is allowing her entire life to slip through her raging fingers.

Why do Muslims want to die so much?! White padded walls, anyone?

“May Allah allow the sisters of today to be like the women from the Salaf, who would ask for nothing but the Martyrdom as Mahr ♡ Ameen!” Martyrdom? Really? Can Darwich be any more of a stereotypical seventh-century savage? Why would the “sisters of today” want to be anything like those of centuries past? Why wouldn’t a woman today want to enjoy everything available to her, including equal rights, equal protection under the law, the ability to marry and sleep with whomever she chooses… the list goes on. Islam, however, doesn’t care about any of that, because it teaches that the Qur’an is the completed word of Allah, and that it is to be followed no matter what sorts of technological and societal advances have taken place. Thus, we still see ninjas like Darwich walking around in public on days other than Halloween.

Anyway, here’s a picture of the ugly husband Darwich has to spend the rest of her life with. I don’t feel an ounce of pity for her.