Welcome to Nigeria Week 2014! This week, all the featured Muslims will be from the majestic land of Nigeria, where 419 scams, jihad shootings, and death by stoning are commonplace.
Speaking of death by stoning, that’s what’s gonna happen to today’s featured Muslim, 30-year-old Umar Mohammed Kandahar, from sharia-controlled Bauchi State. Despite having three wives (Islam allows polygamy but not polyandry; nothing sexist at all about that,) Kandahar was greedy and wanted to get some even younger vag. Kandahar’s 16-year-old sister was dropped off at his place by their father so Kandahar could take her to school. However, Kandahar had more sinister plans for the girl’s day. He prevented the girl’s escape and molested her, impregnating her.
When you have three wives, you should probably be getting enough from at least one of them that you don’t have urges to molest anyone, especially not your own blood. But apparently that’s not how things work in exotic Nigeria. The teen carried the child to term, and when she explained how she was impregnated, authorities arrested Kandahar. Of course, the scumbag Muslim tried to weasel his way out of it with unbelievable lies- but the kind of lies other Muslims just might believe.
Kandahar pleaded guilty in front of the Bauchi State Sharia Court, though he claimed his sister consented to having sex with him. Thankfully, the judge didn’t buy it, and Kandahar was sentenced to death by stoning. Kandahar is currently filing an appeal.