7 Comments

Your Daily Muslim #502: Mehrzad Malekzadeh

Mehrzad Malekzadeh is going to be wearing all white for a long time.

Mehrzad Malekzadeh is going to be wearing all white for a long time.

When a non-Muslim has a psychotic break, normally they start spouting off about aliens or conspiracy theories. When a Muslim loses their mind (normally early in childhood due to indoctrination with fairytales), their reactions are frequently more dramatic. Case in point: Iranian Muslim Mehrzad Malekzadeh, who decided it would be a good idea to strap what appeared to be a bomb to himself and behave like a lunatic outside a Texas Wal-Mart.

Malekzadeh finished making his glorified prop, meant to look like a bomb, and walked in front of the local Target. He was carrying a knife at the time. After realizing more people were going to Wal-Mart because it’s cheaper, he gravitated toward the entrance of that store. Many customers were likely undeterred, knowing their 100+-pound shields of blubber would shield them from much of any blast. The “bomb” consisted largely of rocks taped together, but it was enough of a threat to cause the establishment to be locked down. Police were contacted. Malekzadeh was delusional and non-combative, according to officers on the scene, who talked him down and removed his failure of a fashion accessory. He was taken into custody, likely thinking he had become a shahid (martyr) and was being guided into Jannat al-Firdaus (Islamic heaven.) When he arrived in holding, I doubt the resident population resembled the 72 virgins he had in mind.

Malekzadeh was charged with making terroristic threats and displaying a hoax bomb.

7 comments on “Your Daily Muslim #502: Mehrzad Malekzadeh

  1. He was obviously confused and thought he was walking into “Wa Allah” Mart where strap on bombs and C4 plastic explosives can be bought at roll back prices

  2. I am surprised that no Texan shot him.

    • Depends on what part of Texas he was in. Also, even though Texas is a concealed carry state, most people who have one rarely use it. Even shootings that are found legit go through such legal troubles to make it a pain in the ass. Yes, I know, because I live in Texas.

  3. Mehrzad has mental problem over 15 years as his medical record shows .Also he don’t like 72 virgin . He only only likes grand mom. But don’t let your grant mom see this.

  4. Mehrzad has mental problem over 15 years as his medical record shows .Also he don’t like 72 virgin . He only only likes grand mom. But don’t let your grant mom see this.

  5. This website sounds like a racist runs it, obviously none of you watch his YouTube videos @LostConstitution those “bombs” the retarded Americans thought were on him was actually Orgone, and I’m sure healing crystals as well. Most of you commenting need some help because it seems to me y’all like to hate to make y’alls selfs feel better about yourself. He was setup by the way, he ran a business selling Orgone pyramids and healing crystals, something none of you would ever know about because y’all are wayyyy to ignorant and close minded due to the school system we have in Amerikkka and brainwashing we have on Television. Orgone is totally against the Elite government that runs Amerikkka because it turns negative energy into positive energy and helps vegetation in the area and clears the skies from man made clouds and chemtrails the government poisons us daily with. Someone selling these types of products would definitely be targeted by them(the government) because they waste money on chemtrails and microwave weapons when someone like him used Orgone against their sinister acts. He was also never wielding a knife, they said that for probable cause to search him and when they did they seen his products on his person. You people need to open your damn Eyes! I’m talking about all Three!! Btw the Da Vinci Code is actually the photo of The Last Supper Inverted with Jesus Christ having 3 eyes. We can all reach that level of enlightenment, we had it before we all reincarnated. Peace, Love & Light to you all. Google that photo if you don’t believe me, and mention “Inverted”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: