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Your Daily Muslim #526: Abu Hurayra al-Amriki

Poor cat, getting held by a terrorist...

Poor cat, getting held by a terrorist…

When young American men don’t get laid, they do one of four things: 1) use their hand; 2) become Bronies; 3) go on killing sprees allegedly because of being rejected; or 4) convert to Islam and blow themselves up. American Muslim Abu Hurayra al-Amriki (real name Moner Mohammad Abu Salha) chose #4. To accomplish his task and receive virgins, everlasting servant boys and booze in jannat al-firdaus, al-Amriki traveled to Syria and joined up with the Jabhat al-Nusra jihadist group.

The jihadists immediately put their willing volunteer to use. They picked a target in Idlib province, a government-controlled site they wanted to liberate (read: detonate.) He and a couple other jihadists loaded up a truck with explosives. He then drove the jihadmobile to its – and his – final destination. It is unknown how many were killed, but there was a huge explosion.

al-Amriki was the first American citizen to carry out a “martyrdom operation” in Syria. Unfortunately, given the groundswell of support for the jihad over there, many more Muslims are likely to join him.

Watch the video of al-Amriki’s detonation (featuring one extremely excited Muslim):

4 comments on “Your Daily Muslim #526: Abu Hurayra al-Amriki

  1. He did a least get some pussy, see photo, hope the cat was halal.

  2. Anyone in the USA who is a mouth-breathing retard & is dumb enough to drink the islam flavored kool-aid has my blessing to go to Sand Land & blow themselves up. Just don’t evet expect to be allowed back in.

  3. Agreed, once you go there on a “jihad” you need to stay out of the West for good. Enjoy the land of flies and disease, you are on your own. Did anyone else notice how they armor plated that vehicle, those poor people they blew up didn’t stand a chance. This guy was an animal who killed innocent, elderly, women and children. I hope all 72 of his virgins were still births and he never gets any EVER! Fucker! Not that I believe in any of this nonsense, but God what stupid, ignorant excuses for people. Just so retarded.

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