Your Daily Muslim #553: Khalifa Faria Khan

ANOTHER leopard-print headbag?! Good god...

ANOTHER leopard-print headbag?! Good god…

I don’t really have much to say about this one that hasn’t been said about the previous bunch this week. She checks off tons of Angry Muslim Bingo boxes, misspells the word “bastard,” and engages in the common Islamic pastime of flinging empty threats over the internet at strangers. As for the whole anti-pig rhetoric part of her rant – 1) pigs don’t eat themselves 2) I really don’t know why the Muslims have been going after Babe so often lately. Pigs are lovable and delicious!


Sorry, Khan – messing with your religion is way too fun thanks to foamers like yourself. It’s probably my favorite hobby at this point. So thank you, Muslims, for providing an everlasting wellspring of foamy goodness.

Here’s another selfie Khan took that will probably make you burst out laughing:

Yes, Khan, you look totally intimidating. Put that bat down before you hurt yourself.

Yes, Khan, you look totally intimidating. Put that bat down before you hurt yourself.

4 comments on “Your Daily Muslim #553: Khalifa Faria Khan

  1. maybe she should use the bat on herself as they extremely batty

  2. […] Your Daily Muslim #553: Khalifa Faria Khan. […]

  3. Bacons sarnies for me dnt you just adore Muslims 😈😈😈

  4. Based on the intensity of that shitstain on his forehead, his brain must be mush.

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