Most married middle-aged women like watching TV, raising their children, and eternally boring ladies’ nights where they discuss how mundane their lives are with equally mundane individuals. However, this isn’t the case for middle-aged Muslimahs like Seattle-area mother-of-six Hinda Osman Dhirane. The 44-year-old ninja-costumed woman allegedly spent her days leading a global terror-funding network from suburbia, per the case against her. This again demonstrates how the Muslimah next door is often just as extreme as the mujahidah in Syria.
Dhirane and other members of her network from Virginia and the Netherlands were recently arrested for funneling money to al-Shabaab, an al-Qaeda-linked terror group based in Somalia. Dhirane and her husband are both Somali. When interviewed regarding her arrest, Dhirane’s family members denied knowing anything. However, despite their apparent knowledge of her crimes (watch; the woman in particular is a terrible liar), there has been no mention made of any investigation into familial involvement.
After Dhirane’s arrest, more disturbing details about the suburban mother emerged. It was discovered she had called the Boston Marathon bombing a “blessing,” and had spoken favorably of the Westgate mall massacre of 2013. Truly this woman’s religion is one of peace and harmonious coexistence.
Currently, Dhirane is at home in a suburb of Seattle under electronic home monitoring, where she is still free to teach her six broodlings the “virtues” of jihad. Her trial, as well as that of the other arrested Muslimahs, is ongoing.