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Your Daily Muslim #597: Adeel Khan

Adeel Khan clearly took liberties with his convenience store's candy selection...

Adeel Khan clearly took liberties with his convenience store’s candy selection…

When not blowing things up to wage jihad against the kuffar, Muslims still find reasons to make like Ke$ha’s “Blow,” the theme song of their religion. Ausfailian Muslim Adeel (not to be confused with Adele) Khan, a convenience store owner, decided it would be best to try to get rich off the insurance he had on the store. He had only owned the store for a few months but was incredibly impatient. Of course, most of us know that insurance fraudsters generally get caught, but Khan was clearly oblivious to this fact.

The Muslim rigged the store to explode, then lit the match. A loud bang later, a young mother, her baby son and her neighbor were killed as the blast ripped through to the floor above the store. The resulting fire forced the area to be evacuated. Khan was injured in the explosion and went to a hospital, where he was arrested because it was obvious that convenience stores don’t randomly explode, and a Muslim at the scene of a blast isn’t suspicious in the slightest…

After the fire had died down, the street was shut down for several days so the remainder of the building could be torn down. Khan is facing three charges of murder, two charges of attempted murder, three charges of manslaughter, and seventeen financial-crime charges. Somehow I get the feeling it would have been more lucrative for Khan to stay in the convenience store business.

2 comments on “Your Daily Muslim #597: Adeel Khan

  1. “Somehow I get the feeling it would have been more lucrative for Khan to stay in the convenience store business.” Or not to come to Australia in the first place.

  2. This idiot used petrol instead of some other less volatile fuel. If he had used a less volatile liquid there wouldn’t have been an explosion. Should be charged with murder, dickhead.

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