Dietary Absurdity

Your Daily Muslim #726: Ziaullah Khan

725 wasn’t enough. No promises about starting this up again as a regular thing, but here’s one I couldn’t resist writing up. Halifax, Nova Scotia’s Centre for Islamic Development is causing quite a ruckus. Its leader, imam Ziaullah Khan, isn’t too fond of the hipster brewery/restaurant next door. Instead of accepting those of different lifestyles […]

Your Daily Muslim #725: Evendi Latif

Your Daily Muslim #725: Evendi Latif

Banda Aceh, Indonesia’s sharia police chief, Evendi Latif, really hates fun. It’s not his fault, though – his Islamic faith is responsible for his sour attitude. Envious of those whose beliefs don’t prohibit them from enjoying themselves, Latif has used the law as a means to exact revenge on those who don’t ascribe to oppressive […]

Your Daily Muslim #721: Ahmad Kutty (Part 2)

Your Daily Muslim #721: Ahmad Kutty (Part 2)

(Part 1) Indian-born Canadian sheikh Ahmad Kutty’s Ask the Scholar site has yielded a fresh crop of seventh-century idiocy. Behold the religion of peace (and an exhaustive list of sexual dos and don’ts that could only come from a deeply repressed Christian Grey type.) Kutty listed the following sexual practices as haram (forbidden) when asked […]

Your Daily Muslim #719: Jaffer Syed

Your Daily Muslim #719: Jaffer Syed

Most of the folks featured on here are not the brightest, but Pakistani Muslim Jaffer Syed is quite possibly the dimmest light in the room. The idiot had the gall to attempt to debate Islam with counterjihad activist Christopher Logan, who asked the tough questions about Islam that make Muslims squirm. Syed squirmed… and admitted […]

Your Daily Muslim #718: Rachmawati Rahimah Thaib

Your Daily Muslim #718: Rachmawati Rahimah Thaib

Indonesian-born Muslimah Rachmawati Rahimah Thaib, who now resides in London, isn’t a fan of facts. Ranging from her support of sunnah treatments for cancer (read: pseudoscience) to her claim that terrorist Adem Karadag is actually an American infidel, Thaib’s unwillingness to accept reality knows no bounds. After news of Karadag’s jihad bombing broke, Thaib began […]

Your Daily Muslim #709: Islam Slimani

Your Daily Muslim #709: Islam Slimani

Algerian Muslim Islam Slimani plays soccer for the Sporting Clube de Portugal and the Algerian national team. Slimani recently caught the public’s eye because of his hatred of celebration. When his team won, one of his teammates unsuccessfully attempted to get Slimani to lighten up and have fun. However, his religion would allow no such […]

Your Daily Muslim #697: Harussani bin Haji Zakaria

Your Daily Muslim #697: Harussani bin Haji Zakaria

Malay Islamic cleric/scholar Harussani bin Haji Zakaria has some seriously messed-up beliefs. Sure, that makes him just like every other person featured on this site, but this one’s pretty special. He’s even gone so far as to forbid Muslims from performing certain dances. “If a Muslim who is fasting sees a woman’s awrah then it’ll […]

Your Daily Muslim #694: Muhammad Junaid Jutt

Your Daily Muslim #694: Muhammad Junaid Jutt

Pakistani Muslim Muhammad Junaid “Jaizy” Jutt is yet another foamer from the Messages of Peace section I felt deserved his own piece. What caused his frothing eruption? A page that made fun of his prophet, pigs be upon him. Here’s the foam that landed Jutt on YDM in the first place: Oh really? So Einstein […]

Your Daily Muslim #693: Nurashikin Salim (Part 4)

Your Daily Muslim #693: Nurashikin Salim (Part 4)

(Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3) By now, this monster needs no introduction. “It’s convenient for us to put the blame on others while in fact, we are partly at fault too,” rape apologist Salim wrote. “Remember that doesn’t matter if you commit a sexual act voluntarily or non-voluntarily, you should repent right […]