Dietary Absurdity

Your Daily Muslim #694: Muhammad Junaid Jutt

Your Daily Muslim #694: Muhammad Junaid Jutt

Pakistani Muslim Muhammad Junaid “Jaizy” Jutt is yet another foamer from the Messages of Peace section I felt deserved his own piece. What caused his frothing eruption? A page that made fun of his prophet, pigs be upon him. Here’s the foam that landed Jutt on YDM in the first place: Oh really? So Einstein […]

Your Daily Muslim #693: Nurashikin Salim (Part 4)

Your Daily Muslim #693: Nurashikin Salim (Part 4)

(Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3) By now, this monster needs no introduction. “It’s convenient for us to put the blame on others while in fact, we are partly at fault too,” rape apologist Salim wrote. “Remember that doesn’t matter if you commit a sexual act voluntarily or non-voluntarily, you should repent right […]

Your Daily Muslim #683: Sohail Qureshi

Your Daily Muslim #683: Sohail Qureshi

Every so often, a celebrity comes out in favor of pseudoscience. However, even Jim Carrey’s recent anti-vax tirade pales in comparison to the bullshit peddled by celebrated Pakistani doctor Sohail Qureshi. A devout Muslim, Qureshi makes sure to focus on faith when performing his healing works at the clinic he owns. As I’m sure you […]

Your Daily Muslim #679: Illiza Saaduddin Djamal

Your Daily Muslim #679: Illiza Saaduddin Djamal

Ramadan is in full swing. During this time of year, Muslims add to their collective irritability by depriving themselves of basic nutrition for most of the day. In Jakarta, selling food between dawn and 4pm during Ramadan is prohibited because it would encourage people to make proper health decisions instead of letting an ancient fairytale […]

Your Daily Muslim #673: Karim Kazane

Your Daily Muslim #673: Karim Kazane

Despite pigs having been deemed unclean by his religion, UK Muslim Karim Kazane appears to be trying his damnedest to look like one. The 23-year-old hamplanet went out to a restaurant called Zizzi’s, where he made sure to order a pizza that fell within his religion’s absurd dietary code. While the restaurant staff should have […]

Your Daily Muslim #672: Mücahid Cihad Han

Your Daily Muslim #672: Mücahid Cihad Han

Turkish Islamic da’ee, wannabe scholar and anti-drinking activist Mücahid Cihad Han (sometimes Anglicized as Mujahid Jihad Han) decided to field viewers’ questions on television. This was his first mistake. Err, no, his first mistake was believing in a seventh-century child-porn fairytale. But I digress. A male viewer called in and explained that he masturbated frequently […]

Your Daily Muslim #670: Mohammad Azizan Ismail

Your Daily Muslim #670: Mohammad Azizan Ismail

Malay Islamist group Perkasa has popped up a few times on this website for engaging in various forms of seventh-century idiocy, sometimes involving dogs. Man’s best friend is seen as ritually unclean (nejis) in Islam and many Muslims are waging jihad against any sort of canine presence. Perkasa posted on Facebook suggesting that a string […]