Dietary Absurdity

Your Daily Muslim #603: Alton Alexander Nolen

Your Daily Muslim #603: Alton Alexander Nolen

Oklahoma man Alton Alexander Nolen had a troubled past and a history of arrest. He was experiencing difficulty at his place of employment, and felt a life change was in order. What did he do? He converted to Islam, got a misspelled tattoo of the Arabic phrase for “peace be upon you” on his stomach, […]

Your Daily Muslim #602: Shamim Khan

Your Daily Muslim #602: Shamim Khan

The YDM Facebook page rarely attracts foamers aside from the perennial fog of gnats like Sabreena Sadaf. However, the page recently drew the ire of Indian Muslim Shamim Khan, who launched into a TL;DR (too long; didn’t read) diatribe against the page and anyone who criticizes Islam. The lack of death threats was honestly quite […]

Your Daily Muslim #580: Sahra Abdi

Your Daily Muslim #580: Sahra Abdi

Nothing is safe from sharia – not even community aquatic facilities. When Sahra Abdi and other San Diego-area Muslimahs told a local YMCA they couldn’t swim in front of men due to religious reasons, the facility capitulated to the 7th-century celebrants’ demand for sharia and began offering special hours just for the women to swim. […]

Your Daily Muslim #572: Eddie A. Gordon, Sr.

Your Daily Muslim #572: Eddie A. Gordon, Sr.

Muslims are very in tune with their ability to get whatever they want from willing appeasers. One such Muslim is Kansas inmate Eddie A. Gordon, Sr., a 25-year-old father sentenced to 23 years for murder. He is also awaiting trial for charges of rape of a child (of undisclosed gender) younger than 14 years old […]

Your Daily Muslim #558: Abu Abdillah Ismaeel

Your Daily Muslim #558: Abu Abdillah Ismaeel

“Some heretics have tried to attack Islam and its rulings; they have denounced divorce and plural marriage and permitted alcohol. Those who look at the state of their societies will see the state of misery which those societies have reached.” Yes, because Denmark is totally in a “state of misery” compared to Iran. New York […]

Your Daily Muslim #557: Ali Ashraf Karami

Your Daily Muslim #557: Ali Ashraf Karami

Iran isn’t known for having a stellar track record on human rights. From hanging gays to stoning those accused of adultery, the Islamic Republic has a lot of catching up to do to be considered anything other than barbaric. Kermanshah Province deputy governor Ali Ashraf Karami, however, is not helping his country advance into the […]

Your Daily Muslim #553: Khalifa Faria Khan

Your Daily Muslim #553: Khalifa Faria Khan

I don’t really have much to say about this one that hasn’t been said about the previous bunch this week. She checks off tons of Angry Muslim Bingo boxes, misspells the word “bastard,” and engages in the common Islamic pastime of flinging empty threats over the internet at strangers. As for the whole anti-pig rhetoric […]

Your Daily Muslim #552: Amani Kapre

Your Daily Muslim #552: Amani Kapre

UK Muslimah Amani Kapre seems normal on the surface – she likes drawing, photography, and the occasional venture into modeling. However, a┬ámenace lies beneath, seeking to blot out criticism of Islam and Muhammad, pigs be upon him. Kapre ran into some counterjihad pages on Facebook and unleashed a flurry of froth rivaling that of even […]

Your Daily Muslim #551: Nasira Kazi

Your Daily Muslim #551: Nasira Kazi

South African Muslimah Nasira Kazi probably tied her headbag too tight because it would seem there is a lack of oxygen getting to her brain. Instead of accepting the right to free speech and the right to criticize violent seventh-century ideologies, Kazi railed against the infidel after finding various counterjihad pages on Facebook. She initially […]