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Your Daily Muslim #714: Adem Karadag
You know how Islam consistently shows the infidel it’s really a misunderstood religion of peace? By continually behaving like Turkish Muslim Adem Karadag. In Bangkok, Karadag visited the Hindu Erawan Shrine, a popular attraction for people of all faiths. Karadag, however, was not there to work on his selfie stick game. He entered with a […]
Your Daily Muslim #712: Adel Daoud
Chicago Muslim Adel Daoud, awaiting trial on terror charges related to a car bomb sting, decided he enjoyed prison so much he wanted to guarantee a longer sentence. When a fellow inmate referenced a cartoon of Muhammad, pigs be upon him, Daoud knew this was the opportunity he had been waiting for. How dare an […]
Your Daily Muslim #711: Ebrahim Desai
This YDM contains adult subject matter. While most Sufi Muslims are peaceful and relatively progressive by Islamic standards, South African Sufi Islamic cleric Ebrahim Desai is a walking anachronism. Aside from endorsing the Ideal Woman website, which claims premarital love is untrue and calls it a “disease,” his fatwa site is overflowing with 7th-century savagery. […]
Your Daily Muslim #710: Felix Yanwar Siauw
Indonesian Islamic cleric Felix Yanwar Siauw, who is a convert to Islam, won’t be purchasing a selfie stick anytime soon. Too ugly to have an Instagram, the cleric lashed out at those he’s envious of, using his religion as a cover for deep insecurity about his appearance. In a fatwa posted on Twitter, Siauw condemned […]
Your Daily Muslim #709: Islam Slimani
Algerian Muslim Islam Slimani plays soccer for the Sporting Clube de Portugal and the Algerian national team. Slimani recently caught the public’s eye because of his hatred of celebration. When his team won, one of his teammates unsuccessfully attempted to get Slimani to lighten up and have fun. However, his religion would allow no such […]
Your Daily Muslim #708: Mohammed Siddique
UK Qur’an instructor Mohammed Siddique enjoys the finer things in life: seventh-century fairytales and beating children. When one of his pupils, a 10-year-old, repeatedly read the Qur’an incorrectly, Siddique could not let such an offense against Islam stand. Siddique and his son, Mohammed Waqar, disciplined the boy. Of course, this wasn’t western discipline, which normally […]
Your Daily Muslim #707: Mashhoor bin Hassan ibn Mahmood al-Salman
Islam permits its followers to keep sex slaves captured in battle, as evidenced by Qur. 23:5-6, 4:24, and 33:50, among others. Palestinian-Jordanian cleric/author Mashhoor bin Hassan ibn Mahmood al-Salman is a big fan of sex slavery, likely because no free woman would ever touch his hideous creep ass. During a live fatwa broadcast, a viewer […]
Your Daily Muslim #706: Ghulam Ali Naeem Abadi
Iranian cleric Ayatollah Ghulam Ali Naeem Abadi, who represents Iran’s Supreme Leader in Hormozgan province, put his foot in his mouth recently. How? By demanding others’ limbs be removed. “If the hands of a few of those who commit theft in society are cut off, they would serve as examples for others and security will […]
Your Daily Muslim #705: Mohammed bin Yehya al-Addawi
Today in poor life decisions influenced by Islam: the case of Saudi farmer Mohammed bin Yehya al-Addawi. al-Addawi had an infant sheep on his farm that he took a particular interest in. Something stood out about this sheep: al-Addawi claims the name of Muhammad, pigs be upon him, is in the sheep’s coat. You can […]
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