Afghanistan

Your Daily Muslim #674: Qazi Nazir Ahmad Hanifi

Afghan Muslim Qazi Nazir Ahmad Hanifi is a relic of ages past. He currently represents Herat province and is a member of the Islamic Ulema Council of Afghanistan. Of course, this means he’s an exemplar of all manner of 7th-century savagery. When Afghanistan’s president moved to appoint the first woman to the nation’s supreme court, […]

Your Daily Muslim #646: Omid Roshan

Your Daily Muslim #646: Omid Roshan

Afghan Muslim Omid Roshan, who arrived in Ausfailia as a “refugee,” was up to no good. Promoting the trope of the pervert who offers children a ride home, he approached a 9-year-old boy after a soccer match. The Muslim pressured the boy into getting into the backseat of his car. He drove the boy past […]

Your Daily Muslim #599: Abdul Numan Haider

Your Daily Muslim #599: Abdul Numan Haider

Teen angst comes in many forms: liking Evanescence and My Chemical Romance, avoiding social interaction, and being altogether dramatic for no apparent reason. When you take teen angst and put it into a Muslim, the result is violent. 18-year-old Australian Muslim Abdul Numan Haider was under investigation by Aussie authorities for potential terror ties, and […]

Your Daily Muslim #598: Mohammad Ali Baryalei

Your Daily Muslim #598: Mohammad Ali Baryalei

Australia Week 2014 on YDM continues! Today’s Muslim is Mohammad Ali Baryalei, who is believed to be one of Australia’s most senior Islamic State supporters. Considering that he doesn’t look a day above 35, he’s either got a damn good plastic surgeon, or most Islamic State supporters don’t tend to live that long. Judging by […]

Your Daily Muslim #587: Nasser Ahmad Ghori

Your Daily Muslim #587: Nasser Ahmad Ghori

What do you do when your area has an overabundance of man’s best friend and your religion views dogs as nejis (unclean)? Afghan Muslim Nasser Ahmad Ghori, director of Kabul’s sanitation department, has been organizing dog massacres for quite some time – and has no plans to stop. Many of the stray animals have diseases […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Muhajir

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Muhajir

Abdullah al-Muhajir, born Jose Padilla, was just trying to do right by his bloodthirsty, psychopathic imaginary friend. al-Muhajir was a gang member in south Florida until he was arrested for manslaughter after kicking someone in head who later died of his injuries. Since he was a gang member, this wasn’t his first run-in with the […]

Your Daily Muslim: Kyza Khan

Your Daily Muslim: Kyza Khan

Now, let’s get started… Afghan Muslim Kyza Khan, who now lives in Cardiff, Wales, is exactly the kind of person who needs to get out of the west. A raging homophobe, Khan hasn’t caught onto the fact that western values are here to stay. Hell, he even thinks Jersey Shore-style fashion is still acceptable. The […]