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Your Daily Muslim #724: Jafar Hussain

Your Daily Muslim #724: Jafar Hussain

Like the nefarious homosexual from Aladdin, Indian Muslim Jafar Hussain is quite the villain. The impoverished man held fast to his Islamic faith, and was reportedly described as devout by those who knew him. When his 4-year-old daughter didn’t cover her head at lunch, Hussain knew he could not allow such an affront to stand. […]

Your Daily Muslim #721: Ahmad Kutty (Part 2)

Your Daily Muslim #721: Ahmad Kutty (Part 2)

(Part 1) Indian-born Canadian sheikh Ahmad Kutty’s Ask the Scholar site has yielded a fresh crop of seventh-century idiocy. Behold the religion of peace (and an exhaustive list of sexual dos and don’ts that could only come from a deeply repressed Christian Grey type.) Kutty listed the following sexual practices as haram (forbidden) when asked […]

Your Daily Muslim #689: Mohammed Saleem Noori

Your Daily Muslim #689: Mohammed Saleem Noori

Indian Islamic cleric Mohammed Saleem Noori probably has a hard time getting laid. His unkempt appearance is only partly to blame for this; his track record on women’s issues is poor at best. Currently working at the Sunni Barelvi Markaz of Dargah Ala Hazrat, Noori consults with his fellow seventh-century regressives before issuing fatwas (religious […]

Your Daily Muslim #653: M. Mohamed Abbas

Your Daily Muslim #653: M. Mohamed Abbas

Indian Muslim lawyer/so-called human rights activist M. Mohamed Abbas needs to learn what “human rights” activism really entails. Instead of fighting against child marriage, Abbas has argued for teenage girls to be married off to older men by their parents. Recently, a 16-year-old girl’s father had her married off to an older man. When local […]

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

Your Daily Muslim #639: Shahul Ahmed

“Where are you the Muslim world!!!! If we don’t fight for [Masjid al-Aqsa] why are we living then…” Shahul Ahmed is not this Muslim’s real name. It is an alias he uses to do the work of his beloved sky-demon Allah. Numerous Islamic black-hat (malicious) hackers have recently been targeting any and all Israeli sites. […]

Your Daily Muslim #602: Shamim Khan

Your Daily Muslim #602: Shamim Khan

The YDM Facebook page rarely attracts foamers aside from the perennial fog of gnats like Sabreena Sadaf. However, the page recently drew the ire of Indian Muslim Shamim Khan, who launched into a TL;DR (too long; didn’t read) diatribe against the page and anyone who criticizes Islam. The lack of death threats was honestly quite […]

Your Daily Muslim #532: Falah Khalid

Your Daily Muslim #532: Falah Khalid

“Be a polytheist and the world praises you, you get Nobel peace prizes, challenge that, be an atheist you get awards. Get invited to exotic parties go around the world, have the US navy be right at your disposal in case of any threats. Be a single God following Muslim man the whole world wants […]