India

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammad Afzal Rizwi

Your Daily Muslim: Mohammad Afzal Rizwi

Mohammad Afzal Rizwi is the mufti of Darululoom Ifta in Bareilly, India. He’s also a rabid homophobe and sex-ophobe whose mind hasn’t progressed from the seventh century. His disdain for sex probably comes from his own inability to perform. Recently, Rizwi issued a fatwa that demonstrated the “proud tradition of tolerance” Barack Hussein Obama claims […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmed Hoosen Deedat

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmed Hoosen Deedat

The late Indian-born sheikh Ahmed Hoosen Deedat had many bizarre opinions based solely on the spiteful seventh-century fictions known as the Qur’an and Sunnah. Early in his life, Deedat moved to South Africa, where he quickly developed an interest in converting Christians to Islam. He used every possible opportunity for da’wah, and studied the Bible […]

Your Daily Muslim: Javidibn Bashir Alkashmiri

Your Daily Muslim: Javidibn Bashir Alkashmiri

Kashmiri Muslim Javidibn Bashir Alkashmiri (alternately spelled Javid ibn Bashir al-Kashmiri) is a real piece of work. When his Islamic ninja friend Cheri Bernice Joan Mays discovered the YDM post about her, he jumped into action, engaging in the fascinating internet phenomenon known as “white-knighting.” Basically, white-knighting is when a male defends a female online […]

Your Daily Muslim: Aishah Azmi

Your Daily Muslim: Aishah Azmi

Named after Muhammad’s 6-year-old bride, UK Muslimah Aishah Azmi wanted to stir the pot. She was hired at a Church of England faith school as an “ethnic minority achievement curriculum support assistant.” In other words, a political-correctness-driven position that she probably got simply for her ethnic minority and/or Muslim background. A large portion of her […]

Your Daily Muslim: Saif Abbas Naqvi

Your Daily Muslim: Saif Abbas Naqvi

Indian Shia Islamic cleric Saif Abbasshole Naqvi is several centuries behind the times. Not only does he hold outdated, sexist views, he clearly does not understand the purpose of Facebook for females: to take dozens of pointless, nearly-identical pictures of yourself and spam your friends’ newsfeeds with them. “Women are not allowed to show their […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Kutty

Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad Kutty

Indian-born Canadian sheikh Ahmad Kutty can’t keep his crazy opinions to himself. Cited by many in the media as a moderate when he’s actually anything but, Kutty has issued rulings (fatwas) on everything you can imagine. His website reads like a bad version of answers.com – however, he’s the only one giving (long-winded) answers to […]

Your Daily Muslim: Monirul Islam

Your Daily Muslim: Monirul Islam

Muslims are much like small children when they don’t get their way – they act out in absurd, often obscene ways. Indian Muslim politician Monirul Islam did exactly that when he realized the opposition probably had the upper hand. Instead of trying to engage his opponent in debate or civilized discourse, what did Islam do? […]

Your Daily Muslim: Afazuddin Ali

Your Daily Muslim: Afazuddin Ali

Muslims don’t realize that Muhammad (pigs be upon him) is not a role model. Take, for example, the case of Indian Muslim Afazuddin Ali. He did as Muhammad did and married multiple wives – one of which was his own daughter. Despite his polygamy, even Muhammad didn’t sink to such depths of incestuous depravity. Ali […]

Your Daily Muslim: Wayne Whallid Parnell

Your Daily Muslim: Wayne Whallid Parnell

South African professional cricket player Wayne (conversion name Whallid) Parnell isn’t exactly the kind of person I normally feature on here – for one, his hair isn’t gray and/or falling out, for two, he’s a public figure who isn’t involved in politics or clergy. Why is he on here then? He’s a prime example of […]