Iran

Your Daily Muslim: Masoumeh Rahimi

Your Daily Muslim: Masoumeh Rahimi

Iranian toy seller Masoumeh Rahimi, like every fat and/or unattractive female on the planet, is jealous of Barbie. However, she decided to use her religion to craft her bitterness-fueled reasons for disliking the iconic plastic WASP. Rahimi, who wears the hijab, feels that Barbie is immodest since she does not cover her hair. She currently […]

Your Daily Muslim: Saamer Akhshabi

Your Daily Muslim: Saamer Akhshabi

Iranian Muslim Saamer Akhshabi was just like any other Georgia Tech grad student studying computer networking – except for the Molotov cocktail-esque device in his apartment and the materials to make more. Unfortunately for this wannabe jihadi, his plan erupted right before (and into) his eyes. When Akhshabi was messing with his would-be weapons, one […]

Your Daily Muslim: Nazih Abdul-Hamed Nabih al-Ruqaii

Your Daily Muslim: Nazih Abdul-Hamed Nabih al-Ruqaii

Leading al-Qaeda commander Nazih Abdul-Hamed Nabih al-Ruqaii, also known as Abu Anas al-Libi, was recently captured in Libya. al-Ruqaii is believed to have been involved in the 1998 Nairobi and Dar-es-Salaam embassy bombings carried out by al Qaeda. Before you ask, yes, this Muslim’s first name is Nazi. The leftists in the UK granted al-Ruqaii […]

Your Daily Muslim: Chiheb Esseghaier

Your Daily Muslim: Chiheb Esseghaier

Tunisian Muslim Chiheb Esseghaier (don’t even try to pronounce it) was up to no good in Montreal, Quebec. Instead of enjoying what the west has to offer like drinking, gambling, and plenty of sexual prospects, Esseghaier decided he was too holy for any of that awesomeness and instead wanted to wage jihad. Esseghaier, a doctoral […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hamza Sarawani

Your Daily Muslim: Hamza Sarawani

People who commit suicide are usually pretty damn miserable. However, that’s not the case in Islam – they’re eager to remove themselves from the gene pool, case in point Iranian Sunni Muslim Hamza Sarawani. Sarawani had a decent life, including many friends in terror group Harakat-e-Ansar Iran, of which he was also a member. Instead […]

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Makarem Shirazi

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Makarem Shirazi

“The Holocaust is nothing but superstition, but Zionists say that people of the world should be forced to accept this. The truth about the Holocaust is not clear, and when the researchers want to examine whether it is true or the Jews have created it to pose as victims, they jail the researchers.” Iranian Grand […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Shabakhsh

Your Daily Muslim: Ali Shabakhsh

Like many Muslims before him, Ali Shabakhsh was tired of being a virgin. A devout follower of Islam, Shabakhsh obeyed its commands, including those to avoid personal grooming and to “slay [non-believers] wherever you find them.” Despite his wealthy, educated background, he joined Harkat e Ansar Iran, a militant group responsible for numerous suicide bombings […]

Your Daily Muslim: Hossein Dehnavi

Your Daily Muslim: Hossein Dehnavi

“Women have to provide sex to their men anywhere and at any time.” Iranian Islamic cleric Hossein Dehnavi probably isn’t going to get any for the rest of his life. To be honest, it’s quite possible he’s still a virgin – no woman with even a milligram of self-respect would touch him. Dehnavi has decreed […]

Your Daily Muslim: Malek Asad

Your Daily Muslim: Malek Asad

For background on the Chemical Weapons Industries page, see this YDM piece. Malek Asad is a bit of a mystery. He’s too cowardly to show his face, and instead uploads stock photos of snipers and video game characters to try to seem more intimidating. A crazed Iranian keyboard warrior and proud supporter of the now-defunct […]