Iraq
Your Daily Muslim #578: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais
(Note: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais is probably not actually gay. I sometimes put Muslims’ selfies in the Grindr template because it allows for many jokes to be made. Sorry, gay dudes. I know what y’all were thinking, but he’s not going to wage anal jihad on you or let you do so to him. The […]
Your Daily Muslim #571: Farah Mohamed Shirdon
Many Muslim youth are emigrating from the west to Syria and Iraq to join terror groups like IS (formerly ISIS.) One such troubled oung man was Calgary resident Farah Mohamed Shirdon, a Muslim of Somali background. Instead of cutting one’s wrists or hanging oneself like a normal person attempting suicide, Muslims fly across the world […]
Your Daily Muslim #566: Mohammad Javad Ardashir Larijani
“Iran” and “human rights” are pretty much polar opposites. The sharia-governed Islamic Republic executes people for being gay, flogs women who violate bizarre rules of public “modesty,” gouges eyes out, and even stones people to death. However, according to Iran’s human rights chief/cleric Mohammad Javad Ardashir Larijani, all of those forms of barbarism are A-OK. […]
Your Daily Muslim #516: Abu Fateh al-Danmarki
Simply being around the violent seventh-century ideology of Islam can prove harmful to one’s health. It has a contagious effect among weak minds, luring those frail of psyche into its clutches and sending them off to get 72 imaginary virgins. Such is the case of what happened to ADD-suffering social outcast Victor Kristensen of Denmark, […]
Your Daily Muslim: Aram Abdul-Razzaq Aziz & Joy Small
Love jihad: a term referring to when Muslims seduce non-Muslims, particularly Christians, Hindus, and Sikhs, to convert them to Islam. Such a fate befell 24-year-old British mother of two Joy Small, who fell for Muslim Aram Abdul-Razzaq Aziz, an Iraqi immigrant. After her conversion, Small became an avid campaigner for special treatment for Muslims. This […]
Your Daily Muslim: Waad Ramadan Alwan
Iraqi Muslim F*ckWaad Ramadan Alwan was imported into the US as part of a program trying to “resettle” refugees from the Iraq war – apparently bringing Muslims to America was more important than focusing on properly repairing the damage we did to Iraq. However, the result of that program was the arrival of jihadists like […]
Your Daily Muslim: Musali Mohammed al-Mujamaie
The “dirty old pervert” stereotype exists for a reason. Iraqi Muslim Musali Mohammed al-Mujamaie definitely lends to that stereotype. The 92-year-old recently entered into an arranged marriage – with a woman 70 years younger than himself. Hey, for Islamic standards, 22 is marrying really late – child marriages, like that of the prophet Muhammad (pigs […]
Your Daily Muslim: Qays bin Khalil al-Kalbi
“Allah chose Pharaoh to massacre you [Jews], so who was better – you or him? Allah chose the Babylonians to kill you, so who was better – you or them? Allah chose Hitler to kill you, so who was better – you or him?” US-based Iraqi-French Islamic cleric Qays bin Khalil al-Kalbi is a typical […]
Your Daily Muslim: Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi
Samira Ahmed Jassim al-Azzawi was well past her first midlife crisis, and after going through menopause, decided it was time to have another. The Iraqi Muslim, dressed in the traditional Islamic ninja costume, made it her mission to recruit other women to her newfound cause: jihad. She crafted a new image for herself (without Botox), […]
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