Ireland

Your Daily Muslim #593: Ali Selim

Your Daily Muslim #593: Ali Selim

“Islam presents polygamy or having a [sic] more than one wife as a solution to certain questions that can never be answered except in this way.” Yep, Ireland has Muslims too. And yep, they’re just as crazy as they are everywhere else. Unlike the rest of the nation, however, they’re quite a bit less inebriated […]

Your Daily Muslim: James Dunleavy

Your Daily Muslim: James Dunleavy

Welcome to YDM’s Converts Week! This week, I’ll be covering stories of people who made the mistake of converting to Islam, or “reverting” as they call it since Muslims believe every soul is born Muslim. Let’s dive on in! It’s a well-known fact that the Irish are drunkards. Convert an Irishman to Islam, which forbids […]

Your Daily Muslim: Rashid Kibaga

Your Daily Muslim: Rashid Kibaga

This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. Rashid Kibaga, a Somali Muslim who immigrated to Ireland, just wanted to get his slaughter on. He wasn’t a certified butcher, nor did he have any sort of formal butchery training. However, that didn’t matter to him because he was a strict Muslim, and […]

Your Daily Muslim: Alaa Ciymeh

Your Daily Muslim: Alaa Ciymeh

Despite having been raised in the civilized nation of Ireland, Jordanian-born “Palestinian” Muslim Alaa (not to be confused with Allah) Ciymeh still felt the call to jihad. He had spent countless hours studying (and probably jerking off to) the Qur’an, and decided that he should heed its commands for Muslims to wage jihad against enemies […]