Jordan
Your Daily Muslim #707: Mashhoor bin Hassan ibn Mahmood al-Salman
Islam permits its followers to keep sex slaves captured in battle, as evidenced by Qur. 23:5-6, 4:24, and 33:50, among others. Palestinian-Jordanian cleric/author Mashhoor bin Hassan ibn Mahmood al-Salman is a big fan of sex slavery, likely because no free woman would ever touch his hideous creep ass. During a live fatwa broadcast, a viewer […]
Your Daily Muslim #662: Nadia Irsan
Nesreen Irsan, a Muslimah living in texas, met a Christian man. The two hit it off, and they decided to get married after Nesreen got advice from her friend Gelareh. As I’m sure you’re aware, Muslim women are not permitted to marry non-Muslim men. Nadia Irsan, like her sister, also had an eye for non-Muslim […]
Your Daily Muslim #648: Khalil Attieh
“Hating the Jews is a great honor for me and it makes me walk with my head high, because they are worthy of hatred… Any man of honor should hate the Jews.” Jordanian MP Khalil Attieh really doesn’t like Jews. His hatred likely stems from a deep-seated inferiority complex brought about by alopecia, an expansive […]
Your Daily Muslim: Mahmoud Yousef Hindi (Part 2)
For part 1, click here. Muslim Mahmoud Yousef Hindi was apprehended after his brief shooting rampage at a local homeowner’s association meeting, where he fatally shot two. Hindi was outraged that the association took issue with his fence plans, and after sending them deranged letters filled with Qur’an verses, decided to shoot a couple people […]
Your Daily Muslim: Nusaybah bint Kaab
Some people don’t realize that everyone was on their side all along until it’s too late. Nusaybah “Nuisance” bint Kaab, also known as Nusaybah al-Sooriya, was a normal American woman living an ordinary life as a Christian. After 9/11, Kaab’s interest in Islam grew, and she turned to none other than sheikh Osama bin Laden […]
Your Daily Muslim: Talal al-Sharif
Some Muslims can’t restrain their violent urges. Islam commands its followers to kill unbelievers (Qur. 8:12), but some Muslims have gotta get their violence on even when there are’t any kuffar (infidels) around to massacre. Meet Jordanian MP Talal al-Sharif, a regular dude who ended up in politics. al-Sharif got into a debate with another […]
Your Daily Muslim: Shelton Thomas Bell
Here in the US, when we see someone with a long beard, messed-up hair, and clean clothes, we assume they’re just a stoned hipster trying to look non-conformist. The case of 19-year-old Florida Muslim Shelton Thomas Bell should shatter those assumptions. Looking like a cross between a homeless person and a nerd who’s afraid of […]
Your Daily Muslim: Mahmoud al-Hajj
Mahmoud al-Hajj, a professor of Islamic faith studies at the Jordanian University, has probably been through more wives than the average celebrity – there’s no possible way any of his relationships could either last or end well. He’s a sexist douche who stresses the woman’s role in the household is to be supple and submissive […]
Your Daily Muslim: Alaa Ciymeh
Despite having been raised in the civilized nation of Ireland, Jordanian-born “Palestinian” Muslim Alaa (not to be confused with Allah) Ciymeh still felt the call to jihad. He had spent countless hours studying (and probably jerking off to) the Qur’an, and decided that he should heed its commands for Muslims to wage jihad against enemies […]
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