Nigeria

Your Daily Muslim: Umar Mohammed Kandahar

Your Daily Muslim: Umar Mohammed Kandahar

Welcome to Nigeria Week 2014! This week, all the featured Muslims will be from the majestic land of Nigeria, where 419 scams, jihad shootings, and death by stoning are commonplace. Speaking of death by stoning, that’s what’s gonna happen to today’s featured Muslim, 30-year-old Umar Mohammed Kandahar, from sharia-controlled Bauchi State. Despite having three wives […]

Your Daily Muslim: Mustapha Baba Ilelah

Your Daily Muslim: Mustapha Baba Ilelah

You know your priorities are messed up when your country is ravaged by jihad violence and you think the best use of your time is harassing innocent people. That’s exactly what Nigerian Muslim Mustapha Baba Ilelah, the chairman of Bauchi State Sharia Commission, is doing. Instead of dealing with any of the very real problems […]

Your Daily Muslim: Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa

Your Daily Muslim: Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa

While those of us in the west can freely enjoy a glass of wine with dinner or get wasted with friends on the weekend, residents of many Nigerian states aren’t so lucky. Several states have instituted Islamic sharia law as the law of the land, which forbids the sale and consumption of alcohol. Though sharia […]

Your Daily Muslim: Jimcole Jummah Ishaq Jimoh

Your Daily Muslim: Jimcole Jummah Ishaq Jimoh

Nigerian wannabe jihadist Jimcole Jummah Ishaq Jimoh needs therapy. His parents must not have paid attention to him as a child or something, and now infidels, especially Jews and Christians, have to deal with his relentless ranting. Though Jimoh hasn’t yet admitted to committing acts of violence for Allah, he sure doesn’t shy away from […]

Your Daily Muslim: Yusuf Yola

Your Daily Muslim: Yusuf Yola

Nigeria is best known for its email scammers, Boko Haram Islamist militants, and, uhh… not much else. However, the African nation recently generated quite a lot of buzz for a bizarre Islamic ruling coming out of the sharia-controlled Kano state. The Hizbah board, basically a bunch of men who dress in weird robes and pretend […]

Your Daily Muslim: Sani Umar

Your Daily Muslim: Sani Umar

Nigeria’s Zamfara state, formerly governed and now represented by out-of-the-closet pedophile Ahmed Rufai Sani Yariman, implemented sharia law in 2000. Since that date, non-Muslims have had to live under bizarre Islamic rules, such as being unable to purchase or publicly consume alcohol. For many Muslims like Sani Umar, their love of sharia gets out of […]

Your Daily Muslim: Obabiyi Aishah Ajibola

Your Daily Muslim: Obabiyi Aishah Ajibola

Oppression sucks. However, many Muslimahs embrace the culture/religion that prevents them from truly appreciating their bodies and enjoying numerous liberties. Nigerian Muslimah Obabiyi Aishah Ajibola loves being oppressed so much, she traveled halfway across the globe to Indonesia to compete in a competition of the least psychologically-liberated people on the planet. The Muslimah World “beauty” […]