Tunisia
Your Daily Muslim #638: Mohamed Makhloufi
Tunisian Muslim Mohamed Makhloufi, 32, a former coffee shop worker, realized he wanted to join the rest of the Muslim ummah in their invasion of the UK. To do so, he joined a dating site, where he found his prey: a grandmother in her mid-40’s named Jane. She was probably an easy target; aging hamplanets […]
Your Daily Muslim: Nizar ben Abdelaziz Trabelsi
Tunisian Muslim Nizar ben Abdelaziz Trabelsi is so gullible he’d probably believe me if I told him there was porn at the bottom of this piece. In fact, he’s so mindlessly gullible that he was talked into blowing himself up for invisible vaginas in the sky. Not only that, the person who talked him into […]
Your Daily Muslim: Chiheb Esseghaier
Tunisian Muslim Chiheb Esseghaier (don’t even try to pronounce it) was up to no good in Montreal, Quebec. Instead of enjoying what the west has to offer like drinking, gambling, and plenty of sexual prospects, Esseghaier decided he was too holy for any of that awesomeness and instead wanted to wage jihad. Esseghaier, a doctoral […]
Your Daily Muslim: Sharif Hussein
“The Jews, always and everywhere, supply the hypocrites, lackeys, and traitors among the Muslims – whether presidents, ministers, or leaders of secular pan-Arab movements – with money, media outlets, weapons, and so on, in order to generate confusion and strife within Muslim societies.” Some people are just ungrateful little bitches. No matter how much care […]
Your Daily Muslim: Khamis Mejri
“The west was established only on the civilization of Islam.” Tunisian cleric Khamis Mejri is clearly off his rocker. Despite all sorts of evidence to the contrary, he claims Islam was the foundation for the west, and that Islamic society had accomplished a great deal. Now, I’m not denying that ancient Middle Eastern civilizations had […]
Your Daily Muslim: Adel Almi
What a miserable, self-loathing mess one must have to be to be both gay and a hardline Islamist. Adel Almi is one such individual. A Tunisian Salafi Islamic cleric, Almi recently made public his hatred of exposed boobs. What kind of dude doesn’t want to look at naked boobs? Oh wait, a gay one. After […]
Your Daily Muslim: Ahmad al-Suhayli
Tunisian Islamic cleric Ahmad al-Suhayli is yet another crazy Muslim who hates Jews. He claims that Allah transformed Jews into apes for rebelling against divine authority. He also stated “In modern times, this accursed gang gathered once again in Palestine, by means of deception and trickery.” Jews don’t do “gangs,” unless you count Wall Street […]
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