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Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee
Alright, alright. Time for one more. Honduran illegal immigrant Muslimah Julissa Magdalena Maradiaga-Iscoa knew the time had come to wage her jihad. She had assumed the Islamic name Shaheeda Hadee and wanted to please her pedophile prophet. Her target? The Miami International Airport. Despite her lack of any tangible jihad skills such as bomb-making or […]
Your Daily Muslim #586: Faisal Albagdadi
Muslims aren’t known for making the best decisions, and neither are drunk people. What happens when a Muslim goes against the teachings of his faith and gets belligerently drunk? The inner mujahid (jihadist) comes out. Florida Muslim Faisal Albagdadi and his friend/fellow Muslim Ahmed Hindi got ragingly drunk and decided their night wasn’t over. Their […]
Your Daily Muslim: Narseal Batiste
Miami-area Muslim Narseal Batiste was smoking some weird stuff. He and several of his buddies decided to follow a belief that combines Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, but they took out pretty much all the Judaism and Christianity. Their inbred abortion of a religion, the Moorish Science Temple, motivated them to not act peacefully, but rather […]
Your Daily Muslim: Askari Abdullah Muhammad
The death penalty is normally saved for the worst of offenders. Miami Muslim convert Askari Abdullah Muhammad, born Thomas Knight, was one such offender. Muhammad, whose chosen Islamic first name means “warrior,” converted to Islam while on death row for a gruesome double murder he committed in 1975. However, his conversion to Islam is exactly […]
Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Muhajir
Abdullah al-Muhajir, born Jose Padilla, was just trying to do right by his bloodthirsty, psychopathic imaginary friend. al-Muhajir was a gang member in south Florida until he was arrested for manslaughter after kicking someone in head who later died of his injuries. Since he was a gang member, this wasn’t his first run-in with the […]
Your Daily Muslim: Mansor Mohammad Asad
Welcome to Muslims of Miami week on YDM! This week, we’re gonna be looking at the fine Islamic specimens of Miami. Mansor Mohammad Asad, a 43-year-old Muslim, was seated on a plane when he realized he couldn’t hold it in any longer. The seatbelt light was on, but Asad really had to get it out […]
Your Daily Muslim: Umair Tayyab Sheikh
Muslims’ beloved prophet Muhammad, pigs be upon him, was a kiddy-fiddler, and many Muslims strive to follow in his filthy footsteps. With all sorts of new technology at their disposal, their methods are becoming increasingly diverse – and perverse. Enter Umair Tayyab Sheikh, a 23-year-old Pakistani Muslim and US citizen residing in Florida attending Florida […]
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