Florida

Your Daily Muslim #702: Azizi al-Hariri

Miami Muslim convert Miguel Moran Diaz, who assumed the Islamic name Azizi al-Hariri, was in a rut. A convicted felon who had served nearly four years behind bars for dealing cocaine, his future prospects were looking grim. His religion, however, provided him with a solution to his problems. Islam promises virgins in jannat al-firdaus to […]

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Alright, alright. Time for one more. Honduran illegal immigrant Muslimah Julissa Magdalena Maradiaga-Iscoa knew the time had come to wage her jihad. She had assumed the Islamic name Shaheeda Hadee and wanted to please her pedophile prophet. Her target? The Miami International Airport. Despite her lack of any tangible jihad skills such as bomb-making or […]

Your Daily Muslim #586: Faisal Albagdadi

Your Daily Muslim #586: Faisal Albagdadi

Muslims aren’t known for making the best decisions, and neither are drunk people. What happens when a Muslim goes against the teachings of his faith and gets belligerently drunk? The inner mujahid (jihadist) comes out. Florida Muslim Faisal Albagdadi and his friend/fellow Muslim Ahmed Hindi got ragingly drunk and decided their night wasn’t over. Their […]

Your Daily Muslim: Narseal Batiste

Your Daily Muslim: Narseal Batiste

Miami-area Muslim Narseal Batiste was smoking some weird stuff. He and several of his buddies decided to follow a belief that combines Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, but they took out pretty much all the Judaism and Christianity. Their inbred abortion of a religion, the Moorish Science Temple, motivated them to not act peacefully, but rather […]

Your Daily Muslim: Tahmeed Ahmad

No image of Tahmeed Ahmad is available. Kuwaiti-born Muslim Tahmeed Ahmad’s sanity was crumbling. Having just been cleared for release from a mental institution, people thought the 22-year-old Muslim was OK. He had just become a math teacher at Miami Central High School, and everyone was excited for him to really move forward with his […]

Your Daily Muslim: Askari Abdullah Muhammad

Your Daily Muslim: Askari Abdullah Muhammad

The death penalty is normally saved for the worst of offenders. Miami Muslim convert Askari Abdullah Muhammad, born Thomas Knight, was one such offender. Muhammad, whose chosen Islamic first name means “warrior,” converted to Islam while on death row for a gruesome double murder he committed in 1975. However, his conversion to Islam is exactly […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Muhajir

Your Daily Muslim: Abdullah al-Muhajir

Abdullah al-Muhajir, born Jose Padilla, was just trying to do right by his bloodthirsty, psychopathic imaginary friend. al-Muhajir was a gang member in south Florida until he was arrested for manslaughter after kicking someone in head who later died of his injuries. Since he was a gang member, this wasn’t his first run-in with the […]