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Your Daily Muslim #667: Homaidan Ali al-Turki

Your Daily Muslim #667: Homaidan Ali al-Turki

Saudi Muslim Homaidan Ali al-Turki had a wife and five children. He was in the US on a scholarship and seemed to be trying to improve himself. Despite having five children to look after, he felt it was more important to focus his attentions on the maid. al-Turki had hired a maid, whom he had […]

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

It’s post 666. I think this Muslim is the perfect fit. Phoenix Muslim Nadir Hamid Soofi, who owned a carpet-cleaning business, decided he’d prefer to clean the “carpets” of 72 virgins. With his roommate Elton Simpson, who was a convert to Islam, Soofi made plans to ascend into jannat al-firdaus to finally have the sex […]

Your Daily Muslim #662: Nadia Irsan

Your Daily Muslim #662: Nadia Irsan

Nesreen Irsan, a Muslimah living in texas, met a Christian man. The two hit it off, and they decided to get married after Nesreen got advice from her friend Gelareh. As I’m sure you’re aware, Muslim women are not permitted to marry non-Muslim men. Nadia Irsan, like her sister, also had an eye for non-Muslim […]

Your Daily Muslim #661: Abdourahamane Diallo

Your Daily Muslim #661: Abdourahamane Diallo

Minnesota Muslim Abdourahamane Diallo (not to be confused with Diablo), 29, was down on his luck. After losing his phone, Diallo initiated what may have been an attempt to help his mosque win the Muslim Jackpot. Diallo traveled to the Islamic Center of St. Cloud, where he vandalized the center with haram beverages. He also […]

Your Daily Muslim #660: Abdulkadir Sheikh Mahmoud

Your Daily Muslim #660: Abdulkadir Sheikh Mahmoud

Minnesota Muslim Abdulkadir Sheikh Mahmoud has never been well-behaved. His criminal career has been lengthy, with its recent culmination in an attempted jihad attack against police. In 2012, Mahmoud was arrested for kicking over the chair his 6-month-old daughter was sitting in during an argument with his ex. His ex told authorities he had abused […]

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Alright, alright. Time for one more. Honduran illegal immigrant Muslimah Julissa Magdalena Maradiaga-Iscoa knew the time had come to wage her jihad. She had assumed the Islamic name Shaheeda Hadee and wanted to please her pedophile prophet. Her target? The Miami International Airport. Despite her lack of any tangible jihad skills such as bomb-making or […]

Your Daily Muslim #649: Linda Hardan

Your Daily Muslim #649: Linda Hardan

This post contains adult thematic material that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. Many left-wingers argue that it is impossible for a female to rape a male. This controversial stance has recently come to light after actor Shia LaBoeuf’s disclosure that he was raped by a woman; many argued that […]