Seattle

Your Daily Muslim: Jamila Farole
Most west-coast women who realize they hate men turn into rabid feminists, hole up in lesbian bars, and isolate themselves from the rest of society. Islamic man-haters, however, do things differently. Seattle Somali Muslim Jamila Farole, who is an activist for the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), and her older sister tried to push sharia-based […]

Your Daily Muslim: Ileys Omar
Seattle Somali Muslim Ileys Omar’s panties are in a bunch. The headbag-wearing Muslimah took a job at Hertz rental car company shuttling people to and from the lot. Everything was fine until the shift supervisors started realizing the Muslim employees weren’t clocking out for prayer breaks. Company policy was quickly rectified to ensure that all […]

Your Daily Muslim: Omar Abdelbadie
Egyptian-born Muslim Omar Abdelbadie was a senior neurobiology student at the University of Washington, which is located in Seattle, the secondary hippie capitol of the US. Despite his education, Abdelbadie still clung to baseless delusions from a grisly 7th-century fairytale called the Qur’an. However, Abdelbadie’s life took a profound turn, and he sure won’t be […]

Your Daily Muslim: Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif
Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif, born Joseph Anthony Davis, is a Washington Muslim who wanted to get his jihad on. Suffering from extreme hallucinations, including some involving a man in the sky named Allah and a pedophile named Muhammad, Abdul-Latifah began seeking out ways to please his imaginary friends. He decided to plan a jihad attack against […]