Texas

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

Your Daily Muslim #666: Nadir Hamid Soofi

It’s post 666. I think this Muslim is the perfect fit. Phoenix Muslim Nadir Hamid Soofi, who owned a carpet-cleaning business, decided he’d prefer to clean the “carpets” of 72 virgins. With his roommate Elton Simpson, who was a convert to Islam, Soofi made plans to ascend into jannat al-firdaus to finally have the sex […]

Your Daily Muslim #662: Nadia Irsan

Your Daily Muslim #662: Nadia Irsan

Nesreen Irsan, a Muslimah living in texas, met a Christian man. The two hit it off, and they decided to get married after Nesreen got advice from her friend Gelareh. As I’m sure you’re aware, Muslim women are not permitted to marry non-Muslim men. Nadia Irsan, like her sister, also had an eye for non-Muslim […]

Your Daily Muslim #537: Michael Todd Wolfe

Your Daily Muslim #537: Michael Todd Wolfe

Everything is bigger in Texas – including the jihadist dreams of Muslims. Texan Muslim convert Michael Todd Wolfe aspired to perform a daring feat, one that would surely have him remembered and talked about for a few hours on jihadist forums. Yep, his life goal was to travel to Syria and splatter his guts for […]

Your Daily Muslim #502: Mehrzad Malekzadeh

Your Daily Muslim #502: Mehrzad Malekzadeh

When a non-Muslim has a psychotic break, normally they start spouting off about aliens or conspiracy theories. When a Muslim loses their mind (normally early in childhood due to indoctrination with fairytales), their reactions are frequently more dramatic. Case in point: Iranian Muslim Mehrzad Malekzadeh, who decided it would be a good idea to strap […]

Your Daily Muslim: James Cosby

Your Daily Muslim: James Cosby

Texas Muslim James Cosby is no Bill Cosby. Instead of being a kind and loving family man, Cosby committed an act most parents couldn’t imagine: killing their child. Registered sex offender Cosby felt justified in his actions, however, because of an ancient child-porn fairytale called the Qur’an. Cosby’s 24-year-old daughter, Britney, was an out-of-the-closet lesbian, […]

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Jason Abdo

Your Daily Muslim: Naser Jason Abdo

Naser Jason Abdo was born in the US in 1990 to a Palestinian (presumably Muslim) father and a Christian mother. He was raised in a non-religious environment and got to learn about both his parents’ faiths, though he didn’t express devotion of his own until sometime after he turned 17, when he chose the wrong […]

Your Daily Muslim: Malak Abdallahi

Your Daily Muslim: Malak Abdallahi

Happy 4th of July to all the American readers out there! What better way to celebrate America than with a YDM post about a Texan Muslim? Teenagers often like to act out for attention. Unfortunately, 18-year-old Malak Abdallahi’s method of doing so involved insisting on carrying a Palestinian flag at her high school graduation. Palestine […]