Failed Terrorists

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Your Daily Muslim #652: Shaheeda Hadee

Alright, alright. Time for one more. Honduran illegal immigrant Muslimah Julissa Magdalena Maradiaga-Iscoa knew the time had come to wage her jihad. She had assumed the Islamic name Shaheeda Hadee and wanted to please her pedophile prophet. Her target? The Miami International Airport. Despite her lack of any tangible jihad skills such as bomb-making or […]

Your Daily Muslim #645: Brandon Muhammed

Your Daily Muslim #645: Brandon Muhammed

Brandon Muhammed, also known by his kafir name Brandon Orlando Baldwin, and his fellow Islamic convert Olajuwon Ali Davis were up to no good. After a black man named Michael Brown was shot and killed during a struggle with a white police officer in the city of Ferguson, Muhammed and Davis followed the story and […]

Your Daily Muslim #617: Akba Jihad Jordan

Your Daily Muslim #617: Akba Jihad Jordan

North Carolina Muslim Akba Jihad Jordan’s contribution to humanity is the same as that of many other Muslims – a failed attempt at mass murder. The 22-year-old wannabe mujahid and his co-conspirator Avin Marsalis Brown got in contact with people they believed were fellow mujahideen to arrange for overseas travel to join a terror group. […]

Your Daily Muslim #601: Mustapha al-Majzoub

Your Daily Muslim #601: Mustapha al-Majzoub

“This nation of la ilaha illallah [the Islamic shahada, or declaration of faith]… is like a lamp. Its fuel is the blood of the martyrs. Every time there is someone who is killed for this religion, this fire will only get stronger and stronger.” Muslims often try to mask the beliefs and actions of their […]

Your Daily Muslim #599: Abdul Numan Haider

Your Daily Muslim #599: Abdul Numan Haider

Teen angst comes in many forms: liking Evanescence and My Chemical Romance, avoiding social interaction, and being altogether dramatic for no apparent reason. When you take teen angst and put it into a Muslim, the result is violent. 18-year-old Australian Muslim Abdul Numan Haider was under investigation by Aussie authorities for potential terror ties, and […]

Your Daily Muslim #598: Mohammad Ali Baryalei

Your Daily Muslim #598: Mohammad Ali Baryalei

Australia Week 2014 on YDM continues! Today’s Muslim is Mohammad Ali Baryalei, who is believed to be one of Australia’s most senior Islamic State supporters. Considering that he doesn’t look a day above 35, he’s either got a damn good plastic surgeon, or most Islamic State supporters don’t tend to live that long. Judging by […]

Your Daily Muslim #583: Ailina Tsarnaeva

Your Daily Muslim #583: Ailina Tsarnaeva

Muslims can’t seem to shake stereotypes. Maybe it’s the ridiculous ninja costumes, the constant anti-Semitism, or perhaps the odor of charred flesh from all the bombings, I’m not entirely sure. New Jersey Muslimah Ailina Tsarnaeva, the sister of Boston Marathon bombers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, isn’t helping dispel these allegedly incorrect (read: accurate) notions most […]

Your Daily Muslim #582: Abdirahmaan Muhumed

Your Daily Muslim #582: Abdirahmaan Muhumed

“Allah loves those who fight for his cause.” Parents, don’t give your children violent hate literature like the Qur’an. That was the mistake the parents of Abdirahmaan Muhumed, a California native turned Minneapolis resident of Somali descent, made. The book, with its graphic passages of cruelty and brutality against infidels, inspired Muhumed (whose parents clearly […]

Your Daily Muslim #574: Fatima Elomar

Your Daily Muslim #574: Fatima Elomar

You know you’ve found yourself a winner when your spouse shares your militant Islamic ideology. Such was the case for Australian Muslims Mohamed Elomar and his wife, Fatima. When Mohamed felt the call to wage jihad with the Islamic State terror group in Iraq & Syria, Fatima did not condemn her husband – of course, […]